> Be 18 Year Old High school senior, 1966 > You're in 7th hour, looking at the back of Sally-Sue. Just like you have for the past 3 years. > "Today is the day", you say to yourself. > 'RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG', the school bell let's out and you slowly follow Sally-Sue to her locker, repeating in your head what you're gonna say > She see's you out of the corner of her eye "Hey user!" She says as she smiles at you > "Would you wanna go to prom with me?" You say > "Of course user, I'd love to!" She says > Your heart becomes light as you are overcome with joy >As you walk home, all you can think about is sex. "I'm going to fuck Sally-Sues big ass" you say to yourself. > You walk up your porch and open the door > A strange silence overtakes you as you look at the floor > A single letter is lying there, but you make out a symbol and small text > "U.S. GOVERNMENT, DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE" > The joy and happiness are sucked out of you instantly > You bend down and open the letter > "This Letter is for user. You have been drafted by the United States military and are instructed to report to your local enlistment station for debriefing and immediate departure for Basic Training. Any failure to do so without legal cause, will result in a warrant for your arrest. Your nation and it's people thank you for your service."
Well now she's BOUND to fuck us 'I'm shipping out to war' is a fucking gold angle for getting some action
Levi Green
If fucking was my main concern, I would march myself down to the enlistment station to get me some Pho ass. Some of those villages were literal rape conventions.
Feminists like to complain complain about rape culture but the draft is literally rape because you are forced to shower with other people If I walked down the street and took some woman and forced her to take off her clothes and shower with me I would be arrested for rape
Ian Lewis
I was watching that on Netflix earlier today
Wyatt Cooper
Which one is a lee enfield?
Xavier Bennett
You're like Bobby hill who was scared to take a shower because he was a fat pasty bitch and had a chode.
a lot of people who join the military will watch some kind of army related film before going in, usually this one since it's considered to be a pretty accurate representation of bootcamp (it was) but you wanna know what movie my dad made me watch? fucking STRIPES
i wouldn't go. government never helped me out, no food stamps or a check. when i filed fasfa it came back that i would receive $0 from the government. so fuck em, their war isnt my business
David Ortiz
"hey I can't make it to prom because I'm gonna go die in a third world country thousands of miles away let's fuck before I leave?"
The military doesn't take those that are still in high school.You need to be a high school graduate to be in the military,it also applies to drafting. >t.person that has had family drafted into the military.
Matthew Wilson
Once a day I think about some poor young man in the midwest who was drafted to vietnam had a horrific experience and then came back and rich bourgeois kids who draft dodged in college spit on him and call him a baby killing coward >it makes me cry everytime
If you're not full of nationalistic blood lust at that age you're a faggot.
It was against commies not just some faggot fight for oil.
Grayson Hernandez
Prove it
Justin Miller
>That's not true you fucking idiot. Not an argument,faggot. At 17 you may enlist,but need parental consent-you can't be deployed until you're 18yrs old with a HS diploma or GED.Also,yes you do need either of those to fucking join,then there is the health portion of the test to join[I highly doubt the health part has been taken seriously].This shit is easy to look up and confirm,Having several family members that has served,and are serving in different branches of the military.
Can confirm that the health part is not taken seriously at all. I joined with asthma and a compression fracture in my spine two years prior. So long as you’re not gimped or using an inhaler every 10 seconds you can join.
Ryder Reyes
For high population countries there should be draft for all men but only the best would be sent to war overseas.
Daniel Gutierrez
Draft = 1/2 - 2 years of military training.
Camden Walker
go fight because sally sue only exists in my memory and I literally have nothing to lose by fighting and nothing to gain by not
Jaxson Ortiz
>it's nationalistic to pick a fight with a tiny poor gook country because muh communism when there are other stronger communist countries but that would be too hard >gets their asses kicked by the real nationalists (the gooks) who still control the country to this day
