PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FIRST COUPLE AT NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Susan B Anthony Campaign4Life 5/22/18
youtu.be/tjLeABb1QAg
>Pres Trump Bilat w/SoKo Pres Moon 5/22/18
youtu.be/f5fjQmCf79E
>Pres Trump welcomes SoKo Pres Moon to WH 5/22/18
youtu.be/Kyc5pec3XnQ
>HouseGOP demands 2nd Spec Counsel 5/22/18
youtu.be/mA1C_YyQ9Cg
>HSDSec Nielsen comments on Election Security 5/22/18
c-span.org/video/?446004-1/
>JusticeDep/ICE/Sheriffs Panel on 287g Program 5/22/18
youtu.be/6iAwEXL6Z38
>EdSec DeVos on EdDep Priorities 5/22/18
c-span.org/video/?445809-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin/IRSCom Kautter @Senate on Budget 5/22/18
c-span.org/video/?445767-1/
>DoD CyberDir Hale on CyberSecurity 5/22/18
youtu.be/mcGLlqTTk5g
>ICE/CBP Officials @House on Immigration&Border Security 5/22/18
c-span.org/video/?445973-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather, SoS Pompeo) 5/22/18
c-span.org/video/?446005-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/22/18
youtu.be/3VhPvh5Ny-I
>SBA Video: Natl Small Biz Week Highlights 5/21/18
youtu.be/PZg4kPVL-sg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #37 (Lara) 5/19/18
youtu.be/fVys3Nw-QjI
>Pres Trump meets w/Governors 5/21/18
youtu.be/TdFRV1GCnjc
>Pres Trump Hosts NASCAR Champ Truex Jr 5/21/18
youtu.be/h_gWaDVlYfM
>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in CIA Dir Haspel 5/21/18
youtu.be/_-EWStxVnSM
>VP Pence on The Story 5/21/18
youtu.be/CI7Zkaa4xdo pt1
youtu.be/iZeja97h_VE pt2

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>tfw (you)s are more addicting than cigarettes

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i don't know what i hate more about late night hours, the degenerate fetish posting or the webms of whores

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dRUMPF

the degeneracy was just to bully the chink

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They need more night photographs. They look so intriguing.

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WHERE IS JOE

I NEED IT

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damn straight

dumb frogposter
have a you

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from earlier today, quality pic

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>girls smoking
that's my fetish

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>Tangled hair and bruises on her knees
>She wears her scars outside her sleeves
>Always has a way of saying 'no way'
>Some people don't get her, but that's okay
>Move along boy
>She's a tomboy

It’s after midnight, so I’m allowed to do this, CNN. We are on more levels of irony than you can ever imagine.

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This shit better not start passing in 50 states. Because the ADL is leading the charge now.

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>Zerg rush

clown world

we talking about pisstape
do you want to see it?

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kekeke

Is Portubro related to Devin Nunes?

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best caption gets to be the next edition

/sg/ kys

You'd like FLCL then.
youtu.be/5pbyagcLj8g

It will be destroyed by the SC

Tell me what to shop into the centrepiece on table at least

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>the degenerate fetish posting
thats why i come to this website though

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why do this ? have whitehouse video guy put this online for free

>i don't know what i hate more about late night hours,
What time can we post tomboys?
(asking for a friend)

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im on too many layers of woke to sleep through the night

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I wonder if progressive is any good. I’m rewatching Durarara!! right now and not really in the mood to start FLCL up again

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I want to yunyun Yunyun's yunyuns.

Time to blow away the shogunate!

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never i wish people would maybe stop getting horny all the time

>bully the chink
Thanks for reminding me brother

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no more jokes goyim

this time im serious

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Iran in the crosshairs as US Empire enters its mad dog days

>With Donald Trump’s withdrawal from the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) – better known as the Iran nuclear deal – his administration has embarked on the path of conflict with Iran in conjunction with regional allies Israel and Saudi Arabia. Together they comprise an axis of aggression that imperils the stability of the region, with potentially grave consequences for the rest of the world given the succour such a regional conflict would give to extremism and global terrorism.

They have lost in Syria, where the drive to topple the Assad government has been thwarted thanks in no small part to Russia, Iran, and Hezbollah – standing with the Syrian people and Syrian Arab Army – and in response they are intent on settling accounts.

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Good to have you, Dr. Carson. Loved the RNC speech.

And no one will fight against this
Jews really do control both sides

>i wish people would maybe stop getting horny all the time
If you're not horny 24/7, you're not doing it right.

we were actually hoping he would make a new one

it's getting a bit stale t b h

You know this has to happen, right?

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I do I stop myself fapping to traps?

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we elect them to do a job and what they get is a parasitic infection.

>i wish people would maybe stop getting horny all the time
are you addicted to masturbating?
"reach out, maybe we can beat it together"
-Jesus Christ

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Live with one. That should wake you up real quick.

blame tomboys

haven't posted this one, but it's from Hope's last day and a rare pic of her then-office.

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>ywn be part of a bible study group run by Ben Carson
Every day I ask why I couldn't have been born 10 years earlier when he and my dad went to the same church.

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lol Trump needs to fire Rosenstein just like Yates these Hollywood cocksuckers can't be allowed to have heroes.

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Well you just have to fap and you should be good for a few hours no?

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>tfw Publix supports the NRA
Me love Florida

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?who is this 'chink' you keep speaking of?
?question
?input

dont

(i like to encourage people in their vices, that's my fetish)

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i don't fap

>48-star flag
I wonder if she doesn't recognize Alaska and Hawaii

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>still recording Fooly Cooly
Holy crap, June 2 is not even two weeks away is it?

>Trump Is Doing Same Thing He Demanded Clinton Be Locked Up For
nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/05/trump-thanks-secure-phone-too-inconvenient-lock-him-up.html

Me gusta Donald Trump!

I need a tomboy waifu. :/

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they should fap before coming to these threads

I really like to see them fighting each other
Hillary is gonna be there every step of the way too...

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I'll just keep it in the thread watcher and use them all for the morning wank

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>ywn shitpost IRL in front of tens of millions then get appointed to a job where your only requirement is to dab on leftists

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you should call the FBI

The way they all collectively screech reeks of “the lady doth protest too much”

based

BASED super market chain

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Next weekend, yes

Odd that this sandnigger doesn't realize Trump isn't subject to the same laws Hillary was since he's the fucking President.

Fuck you cheater you get nothing then

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Well there's your problem senpai.

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i still feel woke sometimes about that lucifer comment

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thank god

How unamerican can you be?

Literally impossible for him to do that, actually.

>scheduled masturbation

>i don't fap
even for tomboys?
reported to Mike Pence

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that's how adults do it :P

they aren't attractive
but then again i don't really think anything is

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i just let it all build up for months and then rape someone

Sleep is too dear to me these days

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I keep hoping he gets a speech at a future CPAC or the 2020 convention and goes off script about the pope or fags. Or both

I get it; I'm shifting back to a 12-6 myself, but there has to be at least some shitposting in bed

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just kidding

i only rape the willing

you will find nothing but an awooing void of hatred here

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the rake will be our gift to you.

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allahu akbar

user, don't rape...

gay

i wish for it at this point :(

The thing becomes more frightening by the day. God bless Trump!

>but then again i don't really think anything is
user, how about a Trump loving GF who can't wait to blow you?
She'll let you put it anyplace...ANYPLACE

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>tfw a good chunk of my life has been spent in social alienation

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>Implying

stop that

salam

user please just keep in mind that that's only OK if you're a Chad and women actually want you to rape them OK?