AUS/POL/ BAMBOO NETWORK EDITION

G'day lads

>China tells Australia to 'take off tinted glasses' to improve relationship
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>Who's watching Australia's spies?
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>Fact check: Does Australia have 3 weeks of petrol in reserve?
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>Chau Chak Wing: Who is the Australian in Andrew Hastie's UN bribery claim?
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>China has threatened to cut Australian imports by billions of dollars
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>Bridging visas for migrants seeking temporary asylum skyrockets
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>Australia free trade deal talks to push for greater access to EU's agriculture markets
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>The Australian dollar succumbs to profit-taking as geopolitical risks resurface
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abc.net.au/radionational/programs/futuretense/forging-influence-–-the-chinese-governemnt’s-attack-on-democracy/9763264
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unrestricted_Warfare
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for Tones.

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Insectoids that is all

What's for dinner lads?

Dunno about you, but I had some tasty tuna patties

dunno. im scared to look in the fridge

chicken, potato and some veggies. you?

Reminder that Australia is the gayest Anglosphere country since you cunts actually voted for gay marriage whereas the rest had it forced on them by the zog.

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Fucking love this cunt. I wrote him a letter when Turnbull knifed him and he took the time to write back.

China must take over Australia right now, illegal white Anglo immigrants are out of control.
When chinks come, all problems will be solved, except chink problem, but everything has a cost isn't it?

Chinks fuck off. They probably won't though.

/UNIFAGS/ HOW'S EXAMS GOING?

>you?
Fish and chips.

Australian people truly love gay things, walk into office all you can see is people without penis or those get penis freshly cut off.
With a penis? Off you go.

Australia is a faggot country full of faggots. Being a faggot is the new manliness.

Aren't your maoris about to form a political party and kick you all out kek

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>172629725
homemade schnitty with mashed pumpkin and sweet potato chips.
>living the comfy life with the wife and kids

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crikey mate, fags deserve a decent shake of the sauce bottle too

>Fibre network completely raped
>"5G will make NBN obsolete"
>Telstra finally releases in 2020
>"Fastest wireless internet in the world, now coming to your phone.."
>$110 a month with 15gb cap

It's going to happen and I am just so tired of it.

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>China has threatened to cut Australian imports by billions of dollars
>China tells Australia 'to take off tinted glasses' to improve relationship
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Which anglo country is the best anglo country?

Beef stew. Good shit.

NZ for sure

can't wait till socialists take over Australia!

>indian
>good looking

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theyre still feisty

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>ABC

Yeah fucking thrilled to be paying for this one.

mcain ham and pineapple pizza

breddy gud desu

how was your guys day?

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There are no anglo countries.

this. I'm sick of this shithole, 3rd world has better internet. The urge to leave for NZ is rising.

Remember peter dutton is
pro gun
anti immigration
anti china
pro south african white farmer


if you dont support him you hate australia

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>TFW have work on friday and saturday
>TFW casual employment fucking sucks
>TFW I want to kill myself.

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Diversity is our strength.

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oh dear. would be a shame if the casting agent got swamped with hundreds of fake applications with pics of bollywood stars, Sam Hyde and some rando isis commander

hard to believe

Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

ill probably end up working saturday or sunday arvo. dont mind it t b h, ill be the only one at work and getting $65/hr is pretty decent

anyone got a bot for that?

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i knew something was off

yeah nice mate.

I know that feel mate. I am actually trying to move into vidya dev and its a fucking nightmare in this country to do any kind of large uploads, especially when you're working with other people. Unless someone pulls a miracle out of their ass for the internet infrastructure in this country, we are absolutely fucked as far as the digital economy goes.

$65 is breddy decent. i think im only on 48 for sundays

>China tells Australia to 'take off tinted glasses' to improve relationship

As if our gov hasn't been sucking their cock for years.

it wasnt a vote it was an anonymous postal survey requiring absolutely no identification and absolutely no formal voting count of any kind occurred, so expectedly the fag enablers sent in a bajullion YES papers and burned as many No papers as they could get there hands on this is not batshit conspiracy some postal workers actually collected and destroyed NO papers, you wont find any media coverage on it because to suggest that queers are some of the most corrupt devious cunts around will be the death of your agency and future employment.
and then the government took this expensive illegitimate postal survey and made it into law to the thunderous applause of cocks slapping against anus's.

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cook them up

Vote dutton or bust fgt

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heard an interdasting segment on RN today on that very subject... ill see if i can find it

They're threatening to ruin us economically by cutting imports for us.

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nigger i've been working 6 days a week all year. Go get a real job then

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What are you talking about user there are no malicious actors that is just the way the cookie crumbles.

The only anglos are a few boomer cunts and their faggot sons wanting to get themselves a comfy seat in the Liberal party sucking jew cock.

Cunt's fucked.

he was our last hope. (((LNP))) love stabbing the hard guys in the back

China can't do shit, trump showed they will fold as hard as possible, just stand up to the yellow demon.

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fuck off. The liberal party is dead. You're mentally deficient if you put them as your first preference.

Our gov. has been sucking off other countries since the beginning. First it was the British, then the yeanks and now the chinese. Australia could've and should've been so much better than it is.

Wrong. Dutton is our very last hope. If not him we're fucked

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And we could respond in turn. Cut off supply of baby formula

>say you want to reduce immigration to try and get back on top in the polls
>right wing media backs you up, talks about it a lot
>win government
>don't cut immigration, if anything increase it
>media goes back to their usual radio silence on the topic

It looks like it's making you quite spirited so you can go on believing Dutton if you want.

The Chinese say they will import from America and that we need to be punished.

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I will remind you again, Peter Dutton is not the Prime minister. He can be removed any time. It is incredibly irresponsible to vote for the Liberals.

>Brits
well we were a colony.
>yanks
ally, but fair enough. Though I think the china years have cost us more than the yank years

Don't worry about the digital economy senpai.
We're heading into a grand solar minimum, while our magnetic field strength is dropping at an exponentially increasing rate, and we're due for a Carrington Event level X40+ solar flare.
The digital economy isn't going to make it to 2050.

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>doggos!
>adventures
>travelling
>insta and snapchat shills
>photos taken behind her overlooking some view like the grand canyon
>"chunky but funky"
>"not looking for fuckboys, time wasters, drama" ect
>shitty overused one liners like "they call me dumbledore because im the headmaster"
>puts a tonne of makeup on to take an ass shot
>snapchat filters galore
>"looking for open minded people", wants to be in an open relationship

Have i missed anything?

The absolute state. I know its tinder and all but fucking hell, its all the same. Every fucking profile is meme copypaste

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Good. House price crash.

abc.net.au/radionational/programs/futuretense/forging-influence-–-the-chinese-governemnt’s-attack-on-democracy/9763264
his book sounds intereting

I will never forgive the LNP for what they did to the NBN. I will forever be fucking salty about it.

Let it come sooner. I doubt a carrington event can make our internet much worse though, it'll just put the rest of the world on par with us.

Glad I have FTTP, one of the first places in NSW to get it, whole suburb has had it for years

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he's going to backstab [[[turnbull]] and take over the lnp

chinese say tianiman square never happened

i agree 100%, turnbull is a cuck pile of shit and tones was an autist but dutton is /ourguy/

media and hollywood shaping the thoughts of the masses is still getting ZOGGED

they're all low hanging fruit, user

find yourself a chic with character takes longer

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Lucky cunt. Looks like you got it before it became faster, cheaper and sooner.

Our government would never do that.
Think of how much they'd lose in GST.
Think of how much the shops would lose in retail sales.
Think of how much manufacturers would lose in the drop of demand.
Cutting the supply of baby formula is suicide for Australia. We'd be better off cutting the supply of Iron Ore.

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She looks like a nice person, don't be such a snob. If you are attracted to her ask her out.

>Birthday balloons
>Traveling
>Single mothers
>"I'm so quirky and anxious" profiles
>Traveling
>"Love hiking" which means "I went on a hike once like 5 years ago"
>Pictures posing in gym but none actually working out
>Traveling

hopefully soon, house prices imploding across aus rn, if immigration gets cut then house prices nosedive by 10% minimum by 2020

fine lnp fucked nbn, but dutton is the best hope for white australia

this is true, remove yellow demon

dutton cant do much, but they'll get rid of him easily if he gets too influential.

I hope so. I don't want anything to do with that godless communist country anymore.
Probably get an overnight recession and many people will starve. When ever you're at the supermarket, buy a few tins of food

>an autist but dutton is /ourguy/
No. He isn't. They've been being fake racists since Howard, it's their go to thing for election campaigning. Because so many people are desperate for it to end.

>Birthday balloons

oh fuck every time, who the fuck gets excited enough for a 23rd birthday that numbered balloons are warranted?

>lnp
dumbass the liberal party is still run by faggots. Just because Dutton is alright doesn't mean the whole party is good. There are 60 members of the liberal party right now. I trust ~2 of them to make the right decision for Australia.

Women, apparently. Lots of REALLY out of date formal pictures from 20+ year old women, too.

It'll make it non-existent. Good luck to all the engineers who are tasked with rebuilding modern civilization without access to wolfram alpha to do their calculations for them.
It's gonna make people take notice of just how useless poo and chink engineers really are.
>and pay attention they will, since there'll be no TV and internet to distract them with

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Jokes on you no one ever swipes right on me

We can do both.
Also
>Think of how much the shops would lose in retail sales.
lol if coles doesn't sell as much
>Think of how much manufacturers would lose in the drop of demand.
they were doing just fine prior to all of this. Chinks want to buy it more than the manufacturers need them to buy it

The PLA even published a book on how they're going to do this.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unrestricted_Warfare
>www.c4i.org/unrestricted.pdf

All of our politicians need to have their throats slit.

By "character" you of course mean "penis"

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It doesn't matter if they do. They NEVER message first and you have to "hook" them in 2-3 messages by offering them free stuff to fuck you. Seriously, this is the absolute best method to get laid on Tinder. Message a girl offering her free food with some subtle "then we'll fuck afterwards" rolled in and you're set.

I was being facetious for fun. The internet truly is trash in this country, and it's the conjoined fault of the LNP and Telstra.

If there is a solar flare that fucks up the modern world, I think there would be more to worry about than internet of course.

I've ordered it.

Sydney prices are already down 4% with no cut to immigration. If things get really 'bad' then I expect at least 50% falls.

I was being facetious.

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Your upload speed is shit house.

Cool mang. why aren't any of you spastics printing it out and throwing it at universities and government offices?

Fuck a duck. What a deeply criminal act it was to sabotage the NBN.

True that. Think of all the make-work office jobs all of a sudden no one will be able to do. Government and business won't be able to hide the fact that they made 80% of the workforce obsolete by giving them BS office jobs.

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Nobody cares anymore.

sure, after all it's the personality that is the most important

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Is this bird aus/pol/ approved?

Her photo before this one was of her holding a bloody knife next to a dead boar

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