BATTLEFIELD ROASTIE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

anyway for fans of ww2 games you should actually check out "post scriptum" on steam

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Norwegian resistance was moslty women funny so it makes sense

>tuned in for the trailer
>this image flashes across the screen
>trevor noah attempts comedy
>didnt stick around
i preordered post scriptum the day it was available.

is the beta weekend this weekend?
also any concrete word on when PS is released?

Battlefield Vagina

>A female in a WWII game
Oh my God dice what the fuck are you doing nobody has ever done this before this is absurd no female ever picked up a gun in wwii

I dunno but we should just make post scriptum posts in every BF thread until it gets a million orders

You'd shit yourself if you saw the majority of scripts circulating on the Blacklist right now. I've seen at least 15 Women's Liberation Nazi-Killer WWII fantasies in the past month. These are the most desirable yet-to-be-produced stories in the industry. Get ready for a tidal wave in the coming years.

WE WYMYNZ WUZ

Post scriptum looks fucking amazing. Pre ordered it last week.

Any idea when its released? When I bought it it said "available May 24th" but I cant find anything confirming it

Battlefield, REbenge of the Menstruation

Im black but .. wtf is that?

Yes because I'm totally playing fucking Battlefield for historical realism. Fuck off I just wanna play Conquest

>jewish lies the post

That was sad...

>permanent child
Sad

Daily reminder better games are coming

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this is so much worse than the WW1 Black Harlem Hellfighters thing

callling it now, Battlefield 6 will be "Weimar troops, Rise of the Trannies"

Excuse MEEE!

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>There weren't any female soldiers in WW2
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko
dumb mutt

How did she get there?

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>what is satire

Okay that's actually pretty stupid

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

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Hahaha women in the Airborne hahahahahahahahahaha

They're giving us the least interesting angle, like the 1 in 1 million rare scenario to fit this pathetic agenda...
I'd really like to play as a German in the campaign and mow down the future of tranny lovers, feminist, nog lovers, and faggots

At least Battlefield 1's trailer looked like a realistic WW1 game. This looks like a Michael Bay 2018 movie trailer

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This desu
Same thing I said about all the dindus in BF1

Hand to God I'm not bullshitting.

I fucking bet they are pulling of a fucking Wolfenstein 2 and somehow some WE WUZ shit

Remember goy!!! wymyn with bionic arms fought those ebil nazi's!!!!!!!!!

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>Bf1
>Realistic
Kek
Was really pretty though

British Team

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what's their band name Jow Forums?

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These look nothing like WW2 soldiers what the fuck is that shit.

i only like left commando

why cant it just be like the good old days of big red one... a normal joe in a normal squad, not some feminist fantasy with all the characters looking like superheroes

honest hope this does well

Conor Mcgregor in WW2

The Backstreet Goys

Kek. Tell us more pls.

Jewie boy here would glorify some stupid commie skank gfy

it will. u can also play red orchestra 1 the darkest hour mod. this is the "original" post scriptum.

>Norwegian resistance was moslty women

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Citation needed, Pedro.

You were just in the other thread lol. You are pathetic.

So, just being a woman isn't diverse enough any more, they had to give her a prosthetic arm?

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i'm pretty sure that the bald hipster style wasn't a thing in 1940 and neither was the blue glam rock face paint

Women fought in WWII. Look it up. Are you afraid of your masculinity being infringed upon? For too long video games have only catered to white males and ignored minorities. These people are finally getting a voice. There's nothing you can do to stop it. You're losing.

>watches the electric jew
>projects

okay she looks pretty cute guys I'm not gonna lie

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Go back watching your cucked prince's wedding limey
this

did you just assume her gender? and her ableness?

what if she identifies as fully able? BIGOT?

Favorite find of the past month:

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I ain't even fucking mad like I was with BF:WW1. This shit is hilarious and shows just how desperate these fucks are to appease everyone. I hope this game bombs, and personally I think it will.

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Who the fuck cares as long as they're cute.
Can't wait to go skiing in Norway in this games while killing nazis.

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did you ask them if they identified as women?!

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Looks like a group of Skyrim bandits with 20th century equipment

Jeeeesus christ wtf goes on over there at /v/!

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What you need to realize about Battlefield 1 and V is that they actually take place in an alternate timeline. In our world the pyramid ships left the Earth in 1000 BC but in the Battlefield 1/V universe this never happened. The black Egyptians remained on Earth to become kangs and quans of the world leading to blacks becoming the dominant race which explains why there are so many black soldiers in Europe.

It is also worth noting that while World Wars 1&2 happened in our timeline in the 1900s they did not occur in the Battlefield 1/V universe until the 2100s. The technology in those games was the same as our 1900s Earth however due to delayed technological progress since the negro rules the Earth.

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pretty sure they didn't "fight" (combat), but some of them "served"
like Grace Hopper

kek

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE, WHITE BOI

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No, it's just about history and it being accurately depicted.

This woman is meant to be in the British army.

This is what wikipedia says about women in the WW2 in the British Army :

"The most common role of women in active service was that of a searchlight operator.[30] In fact, all of the members of the 93rd Searchlights Regiment were females (Harris)."

"Whilst women were limited in some of their roles, they were expected to perform to the same standard as a male soldier performing the same role, and although they could not participate in frontline combat, still manned anti-aircraft guns and defences which actively engaged hostile aircraft above Britain. Women went through the same military training, lived in the same conditions and did almost the same jobs as men, with the exception of not being able to participate in front-line combat. "

Also there's an AJ/IW script about his divorce case in circulation that's absolutely shameless

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Basedtallica

DROWNING IN MY S O Y
MY SEX
IT IS NOT REYALLL

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kek

The Backstreet s o y s

Gas this

I thought I understood leftists well enough... I didn't know it would be this bad. They are worse than I have imagined.

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McGreggor and the SJWs

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The Inglorious Cucks

This pic now seems ironic

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The extended blacked porn clips in this webm is a psyop. It's exposing you to interracial porn. Delete this and stop posting it.

It physically hurts to look at that.

>It was real in my mind
You Jews really do believe the shit you spew, don't you?

Band name Mostly armless

>strong independent woman fights nazis without her other hand
Totally realistic they would let anyone with so grave injuries in war.

HAHAHAHAHA, jesus man please keep posting more.

OI, BRUV

They both look like the exact same game

She's a well developed character raised by superman, do you think the cunt in bf5 will have any character at all?

>the only one who looks anything like someone who fought in ww2 is barely visible in the back

Easy company saddle up, we're going to get some tampax then take Carentan!

This is a huge middle finger to all of the brave men who lost their lives in ww2.

But who cares, NEED MORE PUSSEEEH

Let's forget the tens of millions of dead men, and give the spotlight to a handfull of women who could point a gun and shoot.

>Caring about Battlefield after 4
You deserve what is happening to you dense fucks
Chivalry: MW master race reporting in

You know. This game is 100% historically accurate. My grandpa and grandma met when the two of them were fighting alongside each other on D-Day, grandpa just picked up a katana he found on the ground and in the corner of his eye he caught sight of a woman with hot pink face paint and a prothstetic leg. He wandered over to her, completely ignoring his friends call for medical attention, he could just get a fake leg after all. The two of them jumped on the nearest tank they found, my grandma driving it and my grandpa hanging from the top, one had firing a MG42 and in the other painting some new emblems on his jacket. Once they reached wherever they were going they found a teddybear and just strapped it on the tank cos why not. Unfortunately because there were no distinctive uniforms on the soldiers then and the 'Nazis' didn't have swastikas on their uniforms, it was only when the fighting had calmed down did my grandma realise my grandpa was German! "Bloody Hell old friend" She said, since she was a stereotypical British person after all. They cover it up now though, just say my grandma worked in a munitions factory and my grandpa just hung around with a few disgusting white males in some wet soggy trenches. Glad to see their true stories are now being told.

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Skyrim belongs to the mutts !

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>much redditpill
>very iq
>wow

>British tanks pulling German flak
>tiger pushes with british tanks
>Guy has a katana on his back
>Germans don't look like Germans at all
>Nigger in uniform and the strong female protagonist with a robot arm
also whats up with the German vehicles with fucking american stars on them?

If it weren't for the women back home working, none of the allied would've made it. This is frankly dishonoring of their efforts. I demand a knitting factory simulator, where the 8-hour campaign is you going to this factory, cutting off the lower half of your dress, and start knitting sweaters.

Even crazier they had females in a ww1 game

is that scarlett johanson?

I dont get the outrage isn't it historically accurate that both niggers and women served in the US army and airforce during ww2?

>Battlefield 1's trailer looked like a realistic WW1 game
Of all the posters ok this board why is it always the bings that are the most ignorant of The Great War?
Battlefield 1 is trash, it does not properly represent the war, the design is shit, and the weapons are done 100% wrong

Braveshart and the Mechanical Wank