>/ptg/ frens What a laugh, this thread is only marginally less shit than the rest of this board I only come here for the most recent news and updates, as far as I'm concerned the memes and false goodwill can go to hell
If any of the people ITT met each other IRL they'll probably mumble and avert their eyes and there will be an awkward silence
That's one of the best things about his presidency. He's damaged the media's reputation so well. The camel enjoys your suffering. Well aware of that, user. It's just stuff like Israel possibly getting Golan Heights bothers me. The kikes are going to get what they deserve eventually but it's taking too long.
Ryder James
Probably because you know it'd end up being an autistic fucking baker that you meet
Pretty good, got some pieology pizza (as many toppings as you want, no extra charge), and restocked my vodka so no complaining tonight. Other than that, just researching how fast I can finish school so I can begin to MAGA
I already tried, got 12 (you)s yesterday and it's one infection each. Then today three highly contagious Ebola people ran away from hospital and went into the population (to their families and a church). Two of them died so it probably spread
false. i dont have to rely on you niggers for shit, and you can't stab me in the back when it's convenient for you. i trust no one on here from the start, so I can't get butt hurt because I already know what the score is. we're the best friends, because we only rely on each other for entertainment, through political discourse or dank memes. sure, you guys can't help me move a couch, but you do make me feel a little more understood, or at least less weird. that's better than what you'll get from most people. when it counts, when it's down to it, most people will act in their own best interests, regardless of who it fucks over.
>Obama ate seven almonds every night as he contemplated life and love >Fat Boy eats seven Big Macs every night as he farts and scrambles to find the remote
>If any of the people ITT met each other IRL they'll probably mumble and avert their eyes and there will be an awkward silence I always maintain intense eye contact until the other person backs down then I get closer to them to break their comfort zone down
anybody serious enough to take half a minute to filter you is too autistic to care about imho, like, no awoo, milf posters, Canadians, etc. you'd basically just filter everything but Fin and that's boring
Hunter Sanchez
Yeah, that's what it feels like to me. SPLC/ADL & friends.
Joseph Wright
>no timestamp Bronys confirmed for newfags
Carter Price
NSA is a bunch of shoegazers if I ever saw them.
Julian Russell
>If any of the people ITT met each other IRL they'll probably mumble and avert their eyes and there will be an awkward silence that wasn't the assertion, retard. he didn't say "/ptg/ friends are better friends irl than irl friends". the fact is that the relationship with this website is more honest than most relationships people have. who hasnt anonymously confessed shit on this board that they've never told anyone irl, ever?
Robert Campbell
Your welcome. Just doing my part to out roasties that Jow Forums obsesses over.
Chase King
Jerk it right until you are on the edge of coming, then when she knocks answer and shoot your baby batter right on her torso. Be sure to scream "welcome to rape land!" right as you do. Works 100% of the time, trust me.
>three power outages in three weeks on the same day. My power company is retarded.
Nathan King
Thats shockingly accurate for Night /ptg/
Luke Williams
It's an evil camel so you know it does. Show me the meme database. Spilling coffee on your boss.
Jose Ortiz
>who hasnt anonymously confessed shit on this board that they've never told anyone irl, ever? Then it's not really friendship so much as a confessional booth This place is a church, not a hangout site
Logan Watson
>what the fuck do I do? just play it cool, be yourself. Don't sweat it.
that sound autistic as fuck, good way to get punched in the face
Matthew Sanchez
fuckin saved.
Logan Thomas
Poll: Claire McCaskill Trails GOP Challengers by 7 and 16 Percent
Missouri Democrat Sen. Claire McCaskill trails not one but two Republican challengers in head-to-head matchups, according to a poll released Tuesday. The poll by Gravis Marketing — commissioned by Republican candidate Austin Peterson — shows the incumbent trailing state Attorney General Josh Hawley and libertarian-leaning Petersen by more than the margin of error.breitbart.com/2018-elections/2018/05/23/poll-claire-mccaskill-trails-gop-challengers-by-7-14-percent/
Gabriel Brooks
Fun fact: Navy SEALS consistently fail out of Ranger school. Why? Because the SEALS send you there when you fuck up.
Luke Murphy
Watching this bitching on cnn right now avoiding questions on the ACA and blaming the current administration for the rising premiums
I’ve never heard A more blatant fucking lie
Than that black fucking correspondent comes and then runs his mouth about how trump “lies and lies and keeps lying” like this is fucking news? They’re literally lying and not backing any of these claims up with any sources or examples
The premiums are rising because of an unsustainable model and they offer less even at the lowest levels because of it and these fucks are blamin the current administration like holy fucking shit
