PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ART OF THE DEAL EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602519/
>SoS Pompeo @House on Budget 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?445766-1/
>SoS Pompeo Reads Pres Trump's letter to lil' kim 5/24/18
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>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 5/24/18
youtu.be/_fEYASatHAo
>DefDept Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?446090-1/
>VADept Video: Remembering Charles Ogle 5/24/18
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>DefDept Video: Role of Armor Branch 5/24/18
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>WH Video: Roundtable on MS13 Animals 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump on F&F 5/24/18
youtu.be/gdmDr4Z-YaI pt1
youtu.be/16okddkD5uE pt2
>Pres Trump loves LEOs 5/23/18
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>Pres Trump roundtable on immigration 5/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews for NYC 5/23/18
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>Pres Trump makes statement before leaving DC 5/23/18
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>VP Pence Commencement Speech @Coast Guard Academy 5/23/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Commencement Speech @USAF Academy 5/23/18
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post smugs for kim

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I wonder if the NK official who shot his mouth off is still alive

Well nevermind then

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Please tell me this is real. I'd love to see how left wing retards are going to explain this one.

>The Han Solo movie comes out today and I had no idea until now

man i'm out of the loop

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Are they watching me in this thread?

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>staying in the loop
You're a good goy, my friend.

>can talk anytime!
>sooner the better, senpai!

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>Kim realizes he's losing control of his country to a military coup
>turns to Trump for help
Do we have enough magic to jump to that timeline?

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Clearly you are not a B A S E D boy.

It's a fake made by the drumpf administration to keep you dumb rednecks happy and voting for the nazi

>kim wants to talk

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They're always watching you

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Smug Onis will inherit the earth

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i hate america

>I really crammed hard for this one, senpai, I'm ready!!

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Now I haven't studied any sort of diplomacy or anything, but it seems to me that telling someone to denuclearize and then remind them that "by the way we could totally turn your country into a parking lot because we're keeping our nukes" is kinda counterproductive.

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Now I haven't studied any sort of diplomacy or anything, but it seems to me that telling someone to denuclearize and then remind them that "by the way we could totally turn your country into a parking lot because we're keeping our nukes" is kinda counterproductive.

lolololol, they're desperate

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>NORAD/USNorthCom Change of Command
>Gen Robinson appointed by obummer
>a woman
>cries when she's relieved of command
like pottery

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"Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us." - Donald J. Trump

IT BEGINS

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Nah, I like it. We should say the same shit to brussels.

I don't trust these Chinamen one bit.

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>This post
it only confirms my suspicions that /ptg/ is just a massive r/T_D larp

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Dont worry your little head. Leave it to the pros.

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>don't meet with ministers or people Trump sent for the summit before the real summit
>Trump cancels the summit with Kim
>wait, no we want to meet again

smuggest of smugs

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Mueller is bungling as per usual.

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I hate America as it is, that's perfectly reasonable. I think anyone who could see the future from 1900 would make incredible changes.

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It's because you are a pussy

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>that text

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not like i'm planning on watching it.

She was blubbering throughout the entire ceremony. Every damn times she spoke she was in tears.

China tried to get a better deal by making NK act up again. I don't think it's possible to deal in good faith with them as long as there is not a knife to their throat. Trump should start rolling the tarifs.

Kim and Trump will be frens soon

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here you go

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>Come home to NK talks canceled
>Right back on in a couple of hours
Okay

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Didn't Mueller try to delay indefinitely? What pro Trump new came out around the same time as this indictment?

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It's revenge for niggers that use 3D hats on Momiji with ear cutouts

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>Trump faked a cancellation to gauge how desperate the norks are

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Lightizer is basically teabagging them right now. They'll lose ALL access to US dollars if they don't shape up by July 1st.

That translation suck...in December???

>(you)>172810939

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NK will eat each other to survive if they have to. Tariffs will do nothing. They've been under sanctions for decades.

How bad did they fail that test?
>less than a day

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Yes he did, he knew he had no case & thought no one would show up at court.

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Not even. Fatboy Kim was asleep when Trump announced cancellation.

The cancelled talks are back on again?

yea i was confused about that too but i got it from a dude at breitbart so i assume it's legit

>not cutting out holes for pony/pigtails and ears
Scum.

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>post smugs for kim
I am at the point where I hear in the morning on the radio that the talks were scrapped over harsh words....And I knew for a fact that this would all blow over. Kim is really ready to get this taken care of. He is a twinkie.

I would not be shocked at this point if the media rhetoric is just made up to keep people talking in the USA.

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What do they mean by granted

What kind of translation is this? December 24 from May 24? I mean I appreciate Kurismasu but this is just pathetic.

maybe he didn't hear that it is canceled?

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You homo

being able to turn anyone's country into an ocean of glowing molten glass is a pretty strong position to negotiate from you ass

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>Pardons prove you are a good president

You can really do better than that, norks

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>thought no one would show up at court.
That's what gets me about their whole scheme. They assume at every level that the opposition will just lay down because (and you can apply this as as a motive to ALL levels of their Russian angle): it was her turn, and they're on the right side of history.

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no u

I ate grilled leeks yesterday and my farts have smelled of onions for awhile. I’m eating them more often. Also funny norks are freaking out.

Actually signed by the president.

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING GENIUS

lolololololol

best fucking timeline

Sez you, Niconigger.

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boy you werent kidding

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Now we’re talking...

The comments regarding this story on Jow ForumsThe_Donald are just so sad to see, seems like they share the same level of diplomatic knowledge as the young kids playing CoD when they get quick scoped

So why wouldn’t you grant all requested pardons

Stop getting us mixed up. That's the second time today alone.

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>I haven’t studied any sort of diplomacy
clearly

>DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING GENIUS
Says increasingly smug frog for the 7th time this year!

Jesus, they see him as getting something for nothing, manipulating KJU into giving up his nuclear test site and some US prisoners for a psych out. Don't they understand credibility?

You can't negotiate if no one believes you're acting in good faith and will actually uphold your end of the bargain. He's acting exactly like NK usually does while bragging about our larger nuclear arsenal

Wow Trump fucked this up..

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>all the awoos are dead

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The trick is to never go on Reddit unless you want to see amateur nudes.

You should always go to peoples funerals or else they wont go to yours. Yogi Berra

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Just because someone wants to be pardoned doesn't mean it's a good idea to pardon them.

>172810966
You've posted a world of dumb shit throughout these threads, for a very, very long time but this is far and away the dumbest God damn shit you've ever posted in your long and storied career of dumb shit.

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