"VOCEL" BECOME A VOLUNTARY CELIBATE TODAY!!!

That is right Folks the next Level of MGTOW is HERE! Make a Stand against those who have mislabeled us as Incels.
Join a New movement that will finally end degeneracy by becoming a Vocel.
Women have failed, its up to us to show them how much.

Prime Directives:
>no sex with any women including Vocel lesbians.(You ain't getting laid anyways might as well make it official)
>Must Spread the Vocel movement as far as possible.
>use the weapons the Media has primed against Incels and us against them!
>Must make others understand women are cruel flawed creatures who have abandoned nature and are now a plastic falsehood.

~The Divine Mother is dead, Hail the father for his wisdom is true.

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=E4vGRw4YdWc
glamour.com/story/what-is-incel-breaking-down-online-community-celibate-men
fxturewars.tumblr.com/post/125783209291/my-boyfriend-was-at-work-and-i-got-bored
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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No idea what you're talking about and I don't give a shit OP
I came here for the BRAAAAPposting

I FUCKING HATE SNIFFPOSTERS SO FUCKING MUCH EVERY FUCKING TIME IT'S THE SAME FIVE UNFUNNY IMAGES YOU FAGGOTS RUINED A RELATIVELY HUMOROUS MEME WITH YOUR BEATING IT TO FUCKING DEATH LIKE I'M GOING TO DO TO YOUR FUCKING FACE AND ENTIRE FAMILY FUCK YOU

so, um... what is the difference between celibacy and vocel?

Not based

I'm celibate because the alternative is gay.

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Fight degeneracy!

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Every time shit4brains post porn to attract attention to their garbage threads, we all need to /b/and together and BRAAAPP it up! THUS IS DEGENRACY DEFEATED.

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Same senpai. Christian here

This. Everyone make sure to get a vasectomy too so that you don't get spermjacked by some BITCH.

I was volcel before it was a thing.

I'm in a relationship with a girl who gives it up all the time & God damn I low key want to be volcel again

Total independence, more money than friends to spend it on, & I get to promote who I am versus the couple I am.

I'm not here to brag, but to encourage you all to be "volcel." It's the most Chad of all sex statuses & any good-minded Chad would agree.

As in the Chads who went cocoon mode & then got new PRs, the Chads who got their MBAs with honors because all they did was study, the Chads who intrinsically love themselves & prefer fucking shit up running amok than to date good girls/slay roasties

>fight shitposting by shitposting on a shitposting board
Genius

It ain't volcel if you have to actively suppress the urge to fuck (i.e. you don't just become a volcel). One must dedicate their existence to esoteric mysticism in order to have the faintest grasp on what it truly means to be voluntarily celibate... What you preach is defeatism, OP. There is nothing aesthetic about giving up.

>mgtow
no thank you
vocel cause i don't want to participate in bar culture unless i am being paid to be there

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theyre idiots. youre right, its the same 5 images over and over again.

I've been in a 3 year long relationship
I am now VOLCEL

OP gets it.

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I am a voluntary incel tho. Feels ok man.

You ever seen an ad for University of Phoenix holy shit

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Just ended a 2 year relationship after she said my ideas for house, marriage, kids was oppressing her ability to "enjoy her youth"

VOLCELS RISE UP

>caring what other people do
I can’t even imagine being this gay.

I post dog versions but nobody ever notices

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>implying Chad ever has to "go cocoon mode"
>implying Chad doesn't get his MBA with honors while still fucking your gf and her sister every weekend
wew.

You would prefer BRAAPposting? Just be thankful there was a replacement for that shit.

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>we can make them stop by giving them (you)s and bumping their thread!
Good luck with that.

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Not even going to lie but it's taken me so long to realize that the monks in monasteries making beer and pretzels and writing books and learning logic, math, and reasoning as well as learning about God had the right idea. They must've seen the degeneracy of the time and went "fuck it".

your autistic
youtube.com/watch?v=E4vGRw4YdWc

SNIFF POSTERS

ASSEMBLE

glamour.com/story/what-is-incel-breaking-down-online-community-celibate-men
you´ll like it

It’s calles volcel not vocel. It’s not a new concept.

You are a no-talent ass-clown who needs to stop spamming your garbage.

>ass-clown
>ass
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

back wow didn't expect this but whatever, So yeah its volcel my bad on that.

BBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

wait....wha.....WHAT

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Here's source:

fxturewars.tumblr.com/post/125783209291/my-boyfriend-was-at-work-and-i-got-bored

>MFW I smell that BRAAAAAAAP.

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That's just called celibacy you utter retard
Incels fuck off

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>whores herself when her boyfriend isn't looking just because she is bored
Can't trust women. Can't trust 'em at all.

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The sexjew is the worst. Consider yourself lucky that you're not attracted to women. You're life will be fuller and more meaningful celibate.

Imagine the sheer amount of sweaty nerds that sat in that chair before her

Doesn't matter sniffed ass

A fellow sniffer

what if i already am and am waiting for waifubots

I wonder what causes there to be such a high concentration of them on this board and in particular nerds. Must be a high sensing function going on.

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That's a mans ass OP

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I already posted source you fucking retard.

*braps*

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Eh why not, she was probably perfumed up though so he wouldn't have got any of the delicious brap he craved

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he wasn't snifing her seat. he dropped, or set something on the ground under his seat, which he picks up.

can we not start threads with butts at the op image cause there's lots of 10 year olds on here who can't handle it

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Let's ban brapposters

A well trained sniff ninja

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I see you too are a man of culture.

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That guy deserved his life and worse.

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Based sniffposters.

You seen me say that on the (((YouTube))) livestream earlier, didn't you?

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based

I too must sniff

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WARNING: "BRAAP" posters are Jews and gays. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Um no faggot I have the white race to save.

>OP posts a shitty thread with a pic of some girl's ass to get attention to it
BBRRRAPPP posting is the solution to deter this stupid shit

>tfw volcel for years
>masturbate only a couple times a month if that

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>GRAND VERBAL
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>BIG BUTT
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>GRAND VERBAL
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>FART CUT
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>gets laid that one time with some uggo
>doesn't bother anymore
>"I-I'm vocel g-gues!"
lmfao classic 4chins

I have always had a really low sex drive. Been tested for testosterone deficiency, and everything was normal. I just don't care about fucking people, it always leaves me feeling depressed and empty.

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Only way to be true vocel is to get a broad in your bed, take a photo of that ass or bubs then tell her to scram ho!

Otherwise youre a larping faggot incel.