Why does it have to be so embarrassing to be canadian?

why does it have to be so embarrassing to be canadian?

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Is this why your trying to be diverse zoolander?
Roman salute aye?

Citizen arrests can be a thing. Just get a group of people.
Guards and police will stop you, but the PR value will be worth it.

saved and will unironically repost

you brought this upon yourselves

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Trudeau is a case of one of those people who's train is so far off the tracks he'll never have time to look back, cringe, and kill himself

I'm in as long as I get to tackle and put turdeau in a headlock and squeeze the life out of him

i wish we had a young, hip, cool president who knows how to dab like justin

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What I like him now

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Because you stabbed us in the back during our revolution and our civil war, now enjoy that gay Cuban you snow Mexican

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Shut the fuck up, traitor.

I love being Canadian. We are the greatest country in the world and anyone would be lucky to be a citizen of this land.

Oh, and yes, I love our Prime Minister too. Trudeau is cool.

You're literally a cucked version of the US without free speech or natural gun rights; your "culture" is defined as simply being "not an American" which you un ironically do by acting like the most un American thing you can think of: being passive agressive liberals 24/7...you're like California the country, S

You retards literally elected Trump. Very low IQ people.

We have perfectly fine gun laws. I can go purchase a handgun or a long gun if I want, all I have to do is pass a test and get my gun license which will only cost me a few hundred dollars here in BC.

We are safe, and we are more white than you. So kys, mutt.

Trump is genius and a world class leader

xD

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Nigger do you have the slightest idea of how preposterously high IQ everyone in this country is? Do you know what it's like to live in a country where even someone who cleans toilets at McDonald's is a potential Nobel laureate in Physics? For 50 years, we've been importing the top 0.01% of the world and the result from all this is that we have created a new HYPER RACE. Canada is at least three steps ahead of the rest of the Earth in terms of evolution.

Just look at this board. It's full of salty cunts who applied for immigration but were rejected because they got their PhD at the age of 17 and we consider that to be too old, and that's why they talk so much shit. There are successful millionaires from New York who constantly tweet about how they want to move to Canada but get rejected because they don't meet our ultra high IQ insane standards. We are the future of humanity whether you like it or not you subhuman nigger BITCHFUCK.

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The Chad billionaire? God damned right we elected him. You voted in a 42 year old drama teacher with a BA in ENGLISH to run a 35 million person country because he promised to legalize weed, and 4 years later the US STILL beat you to legalizing weed and all you got out of it was dog blowjobs and hordes of muslims. And leafs wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you

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Your guns mean nothing without anything resembling castle doctorine
>I can go purchase a handgun or a long gun if I want
...so you DON'T have any guns? Weird, couldn't be because the permit is like $500, then you need to upgrade it to get a restricted level, then you need to buy a safe, then notify the RCMP ever time you want to go to the shooting range...your gun laws are so cucked your socialist government arrests people for defending their homes against armed intruders, sad

No one laughs at us except you retards. If you weren't watching Fox News all day, you'd know that literally EVERYONE is laughing at YOU. You guys are a fucking joke now.

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Have you even traveled besides a resort in the Carabian or our shittiest state Jew York? Other countries cannot distinguish between Americans and Canadians, and the ones that can think you are hilarious pussys

Your dumb memes mean nothing anymore. Your entire country is a dumb meme in fact. All that matters is reality. And reality is that you're the laughing-stock of the world now.

Fucking hell why couldn't trudeau have taught me this in the 9th grade when i had an indian gf :(

I haven't traveled anywhere. I just know from reading articles and comments in news sites of other countries.

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chad!

>I'm finna boutta dab on those misogynists

Trump turned out to be as big a disappointment and a ziocuck shill to boot so your argument is null and void

Where's your wall, drumpflet?

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I feel you leaf. We just got over 8 years of obongo and the pendulum will swing back to crazy as it always does in less than 8 years.

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>why does it have to be so embarrassing to be canadian?
It's not! You should revel in the joy and festivity, user.

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>3.9% unemployment
>ISIS crushed
>Record Stocks
>Trillions returning to country
>Demanding NATO start pulling its weight or lose funding(looking at you useless niggers)
>Withdraw funding from the (((UN)))
>Largest deregulation of red tape in history
And the guy's just getting started

go fuck yourself koolaid drinker

calling someone a traitor on such a question

makes me think you are mentally ill

Bring it

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>implying other world leaders are boxers and can dance like trudeau

quiet, pussy. I love Canadians but i hate self-shaming pieces of shit like you. Trudeau is the man.

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ok why the F U C K do i look like this cuck?!
did someone model it after me??? OUT OF FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET?!?!?!?

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>Cuckfederate

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>I haven't traveled anywhere
>I just know from reading

Leaf posting at its finest; this is the reason "Canadian" is a polite way to call someone a nigger in the United States of Freedom

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that's you? fucking yuck. kill urself.

plz

>Daily Stormer calling anyone a failure

What's happened in the tranny muslim massage case?

>Daily Stormer
Lel and you're calling me on my Tennesee Battle Flag

kek

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Why are you posting your face.... MUTT.........

They have no shame

Should really watch who you call "Mutt" Mr 49%

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Only rural redneck white trash fly that flag, a LOSERS FLAG.

Canada is just America but Whiter, safer, cleaner, and generally a nicer place to be all around.

How can this guy be so much of a faggot? And how can a leaf look at this and not feel a urge to suicide.

thats pretty crazy, that's exactly how girls shadowbox at gyms. they dont move their elbows from a tucked position at all so it generates like no force

>believing that only Americans laugh at Canada

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You would never step in a ring with Mr. Trudeau, pussy.

You'll make it through this time, Canada. Don't give up!

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This x100

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It's not quite that bad, you don't have to notify rcmp anymore, it's built into license. But you're right, without castle doctrine it's pointless. Also, wait times for guns are insane, I waited 20 days for my AR and 28 for my FNX. Country is a liberal shithole and getting progressively worse.

Holy shit. Is this real?

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Holy shit bro relax go easy on the lead bro no need to be such an absolute SAVAGE

Leaf** fuck

>implying dog blowjobs are bad

wow thats a big dick