Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to: >lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >Large steam explosion on the 17th >massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 24 fissures open, not all active >fissures 16-20 and 22 have joined >active lava flow at fissure 20, has reached ocean, HCL and glass particles now pose a major health risk. >Lava flows now consist mostly of fresh lava >brushfires have cause localized evacuations >highway 137 cut off, widespread mandatory evacuations could begin soon >largest recent EQ: 4.9 20th >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, lava flows entered property, majority of wells shutdown, failure has unknown consequences >current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent >first injury occurred 19th, faggot got hit in the leg with a lavabomb
Brief summary of current meme church for newfags and lazy drawfags: >Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual >Pele: Hawaiian goddess of volcanos, fire, and creativity. Lives in Halemaumau crater. Patron of OC posters. Typically depicted as a tanned woman of young-middle age. Typically wears red dress and Ohia Lehuas in hair. >Pelepe: older twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe and is a goddess of fire. Resides among and creates lava flows from fissures trying to grow up like >her mother. Works with her sister to cause minor eruptions. Skin rocky and colored dark like volcanic rock, often covered in fissures. Magma hair >that often has a ohia flower in it like her mother >Pepele: Younger twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe who takes after her father as a Goddess of water. Specifically, assosiated with Tsunamis and >helping cause eruptions. Blue with hair made of water, often with boats or hibiscus flowers in it. >Piney: The lone pine of salvation. Her death has heralded the beginning of the end. White female, wears green >Rusty the lava rooster: Piney’s best friend. Often heard calling to Piney, warning her of danger. Is a black rooster IRL This is subject to change at lord Kek’s revelation. So drawfags are free to do whatever they want.
>Earthquakes=Eruption >Eruption=Earthquakes >Earthquakes=Floor moves >Floor moves= Island slides away >Island slides away= Mega tsunami >Mega Tsunami=Pacific West Coast along with all the other countries surrounding Hawaii coastlines will have a Mega Tsunami disaster >That the massive shift in land mass on the west coast could trigger mega earthquakes around yellowstone and the Cascadia Subduction Zone causing it to explode
>Tsunamis carry sand and dirt and rocks which make the mass even greater than just the density and mass of water hitting the west coast
>If this happens anyone on the west coast of the united states close to the water needs to be ready to leave you'll most likely have 5 hours to leave if you can because of the mass panic so prepare now
>If it triggers yellowstone you better pray
>Yellowstone is just as active as the Kilauea Volcano this is a very bad sign because Kilauea is already showing major red flags of exploding and Kilauea might just trigger yellowstone if this 3m (100ft tsunami hits the west coast of the united states)
spoopies! someone said the howling is Lava Wolf, and he is warning that something wicked this way comes. And, I think an earthquake just hit, there was a whole lotta' shaken going on with the camera.
gotta 100ft wave coming your way? >Im safe 100ft wave creates a 10.0 earthquake in cali triggering yellowstone are you safe? >Im comfy have internet to watch the whole thing? >HELL YEAH >THEN PREPARE FOR THE SHOW OF A LIFETIME
Nicholas Nelson
>10.0 earthquake 11.1
Cameron Murphy
Canary Islands collapse Tsunami still in the LaZBoy comfy AF
hope that slump dumps right on that bitch for ruining such a great photo of delicious lava.
Ryder Perez
So many questions left unanswered >Is there or is there not a horse >How did the colonoscopy go >Will he owner be reimbursed for the lost revenue of fake Rusty t-shirts
I love you. Pepe loves you. You must be most beloved of Pepe in all the world to be anointed Idol Keeper. If only we could all aspire to your purity. Without even being asked you have taken care of the divine Pepe. HAIL THE PRIESTS OF THE NEW ORDER!
So many unanswered questions >was was UNESCO trucks seen on sight removing Piney and footage was scrubbed >why was rusty seen "glitching" and sparks coming out his neck >why is Disney anamotronics DreamWorks getting all the add revenue >why is the Hawaii people being evacuated >how does this tie to the false North Korean missile scare >why is VolcanoPhobic behavior on the rise >did the Alt-voice stage these events to further Trumps agenda >why was Jordan Peterson at the scene giving lectures to the volcano to sort itself out""
The suspense is killing me!!!!!! Someone call Alex jones and ask him!!!
The owners of the property where the camera is. They also installed a microphone and you can from time to time hear their conversations. The plot really has thickened. >Owners turns out to be a gay couple >Owners husband was scheduled for an colonoscopy >Owner found out that people from the stream chat were making and selling "Rusty the lava rooster" t-shirts. >Proceeds to discuss this with actual lawyers and suggested to send out cease and desist letters to the creators of the shirts >Believes that he is entitled to the revenue because some stranger on the internett came up with an idea before him >Also bans people from the stream left and right and asks people for gibs This is real life
no problem. I got it from this secret pepe vault I found on some dude's server, he doesn't know I steal them. >zaloopa.slonique.net/pepe/ homepage is pretty fire too but I have no idea what the deal is it's some Russian guy slonique.net/
well, Australia 3d printed some Pepe idols and they are imbued with the spirits of the Pepes and the energy of all our worship. now they are starting to move
Asher Evans
HAHAHAHA CEASE AND DESIST IT'S NOT EVEN HIS ROOSTER LMAO this is fucking lit thanks for the QRD
Nicholas Bell
On 5/24, a 240 ft tsunami will hit California and trigger the first major earthquake in roughly 24 years.
Robert Reed
awesome
Ayden Adams
It could be
Easton Rodriguez
energy is pretty low tonight.. I wanna see some slumps get dumped.
I always see one ID every thresd bring up the question "when is Idol Keeper going to be here? Tell him about Rock Pepe and his popcorn" and I just genuinely never know what you mean. What is the popcorn?
>How is he taking the loss of Piney?? I've been hit or miss following the story. Is this true? Is Piney gone?
Adam Taylor
Do you guys notice that McAfeefag isnt in this thread? He literally only comes if you complain about him.
I think the lesson of the day is we all have a say in these threads, just dont antagonize eachothers memes or else one throws an autistic fit and ruins it for everyone.
