/ptg/ President Trump General - Woke Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
youtu.be/T5u_GKzXWXc
>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
youtu.be/qMC9kuZEJ04
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602519/
>SoS Pompeo @House on Budget 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?445766-1/
>SoS Pompeo Reads Pres Trump's letter to lil' kim 5/24/18
youtu.be/ZELMHuQTFzQ
>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 5/24/18
youtu.be/_fEYASatHAo
>DefDept Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?446090-1/
>VADept Video: Remembering Charles Ogle 5/24/18
youtu.be/j0LPjf1XOT8
>DefDept Video: Role of Armor Branch 5/24/18
youtu.be/jOBuD3hBMCc
>WH Video: Roundtable on MS13 Animals 5/24/18
youtu.be/K10BW8lcKlg
>Pres Trump on F&F 5/24/18
youtu.be/gdmDr4Z-YaI pt1
youtu.be/16okddkD5uE pt2
>Pres Trump loves LEOs 5/23/18
youtu.be/TtvR8V0CBi0
>Pres Trump roundtable on immigration 5/23/18
youtu.be/0FyTPJtgydk
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews for NYC 5/23/18
youtu.be/GF-bcHx9tWo
>Pres Trump makes statement before leaving DC 5/23/18
youtu.be/Lr6Y_ISmZGU
>VP Pence Commencement Speech @Coast Guard Academy 5/23/18
youtu.be/_KMqiKCuNow
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Commencement Speech @USAF Academy 5/23/18
youtu.be/00HlNMNWmJc

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wsj.com/articles/want-to-listen-to-police-scanners-cops-say-no-more-1526558400
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STRAYA Nice!
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WE WILL FIND CRIMES

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*EXPLODES*

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DEATH PENALTY FOR ROSENSTEIN WHEN? HOW LONG CAN HE REFUSE TO COUGH UP THE DOCS TO CONGRESS?

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First for bag of socks.

Tell us about the bag.

Thank you for baking but shit OP desu

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CHINA is an evil empire. Why the fuck don't we topple them AND the Norks?

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Did kim say anything yet?

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Where did you fuck off to with baking? Did you say that was your last before?

Anything to feel weightless again

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don't like Kanye? Or are you Jewish?

Neat.

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>The left can't me-

It's breaking again

Rod Rosenstein will take those documents to his grave.

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BUT WHOSE CUM SOCKS ARE THEY?

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I plead the fif

I haven't been OP in weeks.

These are steadily getting lazier and worse and I love it.

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Kim is begging for a meeting

memes are powerful

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Gizzi's getting jacked off before he asks his questions.

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>dont postan oldies
Thanks to the OP of all these classic Americana pics

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My favorite high school teacher was an Evergreen alumn. She made more money than her husband, who worked at PBS and the both were in the Peace Corps. SJW?

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR BUDGET OH NO

I don't like rappers, no. Also the options you presented were to either not like Kanye or be Jewish and I think you didn't mean that.

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He was begging the US to hold the summit a couple of hours ago.

sauce me familia, ive been in class

He likes your MRE spoons. Says they're close to ours.

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nevermind

Definitely.

>LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR BUDGET OH NO

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he is a known degenerate. it's inevitable they'll find something in there

>*done postan oldies

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Move to Stockton, park your car in the woods and camp out of it, and be sure to start each day with a proper American Jell-O breakfast followed by a packet of M&Ms, which you closely watch to keep away from raccoons. Get a real dog that eagles can't fly away with.

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I have a feeling Trump's working on it. Remember he more or less killed ZTE in a day and they came crawling and begging. In his trip to China he usually had a look of disgust on his face when he was with Xi, despite the kind words he send his way.

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But which ones? How effective was Spurdo in 2016?

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What has trump done to advance American culture?

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You better police those nogs and fags or the money goes away. Funny how people don't want to go to a social justice lynch mob college.

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I don't follow.

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Make America Kodachrome Again.

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Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time.

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MRE heaters, condaments, and extra utensils are for decadent westerners. Eat and drink everything cold always, using the spoon for everything

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What?

>new Steve

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I meant it as a list of possible reasons why you wouldn't like the OP picture.
But I don't like Kanye's music either. I just like the tactical victory in the culture war.

ANUUU

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There you are.

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This is just one reason you don't book your kid's birthday party at Comet Ping Pong

something stockon
something something m&ms

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Spurdo is near the top of the threat matrix

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Guys!!! Check what my friend brought me from US of A!!!

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>Shitskins are huma-

there's a new Steve today?

nice.

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>Police Scanners going dark
news-gazette.com/news/local/2018-05-08/changes-scanner-land.html
abajournal.com/news/article/more_police_departments_move_to_encrypt_police_scanner_communications
wsj.com/articles/want-to-listen-to-police-scanners-cops-say-no-more-1526558400

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Did you miss the part where Trump has been saying for weeks that it may not happen on the set date but North Korea will come to the table eventually? The president is optimistic, and I'm inclined to believe him on the matter.

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They're gonna find lots of swinger shit and pot smoking, that's it.

Don't live near niggers; don't follow /ptg/ lore, don't invite girls over or let them in, don't sleep with single moms, don't let your GF find out you donated to Trump, don't suffer from anxiety, don't eat American breakfasts and keep skittles away from raccoons, always set a phone alarm for pizza in the oven, don't let your car get stolen, Tucker never loses arguments, it's not a marathon if you only watch the first episode, franxx is a shit anime, don't go to movie theaters and don't move to Stockton, CA. Get a real dog that eagles can't fly away with.

you don't have stella in canada?

decent beer

It's just kind of a spectacle that came and went, it's just not good quality, enjoyable, funny, or aesthetically pleasing.

Gook news

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To this day the CIA has no idea what it means. They will never get the benis codes.

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>not watching Emmymadeinjapan for MREs and recipes that are pic related

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why does anyone care about scanner retards? they're worse than SKYKINGers.

You can just tell they meant for this to be a prank, but went too far and starting harassing the child because they cannot control their sub-human urges to beat something weaker then them because they feel inferior.

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fuggg

Sit here down and ask her what her opinion of things are. Make her take a neutral stance on all issues and ask why people would agree or disagree on something and to view their perspective, walk in their shoes. Then present her with the concept of nationalism and have her do the same

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speaking of Franxx, what awaits us in two sleeps?

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does it taste good?
I haven't seen those

>fighting pasta with pasta

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Fuck off nigger. We're Gorilla Radio.

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>why does anyone care about scanner retards?
>Listen to scanner
>Notice a lot of crimes happen on ____ street
>Hmm, maybe I should avoid that area so I don't get attacked
Its common sense.

Reversed?

>that came and went
True, I have no idea what's happening with all that. I thought it was going to be the domino that causes a bunch of other culturally significant artists to go pro-Trump.

>not aesthetically pleasing.
I need a picture for next OP anyway.
Do you have one you would like to volunteer?

GAS GAS GAS

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Would a Brazilian or whatever shit hole this video came from care to explain what the fuck I'm watching?

Gorilla Radio?

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>North Korea is willing to negotiate after accomplishing its nuclear weapons program that they won't give up after decades of researching and testing
>HURR WE NEED THEM TO GIVE UP DEM NOOKS AND INVADE FOR US TO DIE FOR ISRAEL DAHNALD I NEED MY GOOD GOY POINTS!!!!!!!!

National Security adviser, John Bolton

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More so is the will in those who create them.

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Thanks to your fucking boyfriend, the north korea summit is cancelled

>tfw you explained Spurdo TOO well to you spook supervisor

>Suddenly Trump cares about world opinions.
Do they even know who our President is?

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Do you enjoy pretending to be a Japanese soldier circa 194X?

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SHALL

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Rebellion Arc Starts Now

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Oh my...
Oh my...
GOODNESS!!!