The plan. >Buy needles (10 for $5) >Buy Apple Juice >Pre-Fill syringe with Apple Juice (looks like heroin) >Preferably wear latex gloves to keep prints off >Dress nice >Visit as many Starbucks as possible >Hide needles in bathroom
If enough Anons doing this, Starbucks will be forced to make a hard right on their policy. Bonus points of you get a friend to come along but timed behind your arrival, to "discover" the needle and post it to social media.
holy shit, user. you spying my lunch conversations? we literally DID THIS at lunch today. i have no fallout to report, but there are needles in the bathroom of at least one starfucks in flyover americas.
Angel Sanders
Suggestions if I don't need to hide new ones. I'm near Hollywood lots of existingneedles
Isaiah Nguyen
I wouldn't, want clean ones, if someone gets jabbed don't want to give them help c, plus you put yourself at risk handling them.
Michael Rodriguez
Thats hilarious. i guarantee if anyone does that and drops about 30 on the floor of a starbucks restroom the news will cover it. call the local tv stations ahead of time so they arrive just as youve exited the restroom
Lincoln James
The will just change to blue lighting in their washroom. Nice try kid. Oh you cant see your veins under blue light FYI.
Jackson Bennett
>drops 30 but who carries around that many needles? Better to combine one or two with some SUSPICIOUS WHITE POWDER (confection sugar) and a spent piece of 9mm brass. Wipe your prints
Hunter Long
Bump i like all ideas listed so far
Matthew Wilson
Just sent a screenshot of this thread to Starbucks corporate. You lose again, Nazi fucks :)
Dominic Scott
no no no no no WE HAVE TO CONVINCE THE NIGGERS TO INJECT THE APPLE JUICE
Christian Hernandez
Reminder that May 29 all Starbucks locations will close for anti-white diversity training. I need as many brave anons as possible to drop some upper-deckers the day before, May 28, so that the smell has a chance to percolate and flood the restaurant.
Damn, Starbucks only move would be to only allow customers into restrooms, returning us to balance. Send them the screen shot 1000x times. It stops nothing. The fire rises.
Tyler Martin
Just shit on the floor or flush a venti cup of portland cement concrete down the toilet.
Law against drinking apple juice from a syringe? Not like your trying to distribute it.
Ian Baker
I wouldn't want them to change their policy. I think this is a great policy, especially when winter rolls around and the homeless need a place to warm up.
Sebastian Hughes
OP, that's gonna cause of addicts to lose faith in the 'Starbucks Needle Exchange' program. A lot of well-meaning Heroin addicts just looking for a free cup of Starbucks Joe & a safe place to shoot, are just gonna stare at the bathroom door, shake their heads and walk away
Josiah Cox
Starbucks corperate lel also looks like pol is constantly winning also needles are going to end up in any inner city bathroom cause its a complicated problem heres you (((you))) neck yourself
Lucas Hall
there's an indian restaurant right next to my local starbucks. perfect
Filling the syringes with apple juice is the only truly retarded part of this plan, it makes it unbelievable (A junkie would NEVER leave a hit unattended) and apple juice doesn't look like Heroin. That is the part of the plan that is sure to fail and to be found out, thus leading to Starbucks being even more retardedly Liberal.
Get a syringe a little bit dirty, drop it in a puddle/ dirt etc before you head out and dispense those. Far more believable.
Nolan Fisher
Oh well, it's Starbucks addicts anyway. Probably for the best.
Isaiah Powell
Good work op. I posted in a World Star(bucks) thread this same idea a week or so ago.
Even better get a friend to go in after you and to take picture/make a video then post it on social media. Starbucks might try to ignore it but the shareholders are paying close attention
Jackson Wilson
When I was in the Navy barracks we had a mad shitter who kept shitting in the water fountains. Do it in the sink instead word will spread faster.
Wyatt Hall
This is the best idea so far, or getting homeless people to sleep inside the Starbucks
Blake Richardson
It would be really gross if you walked into a bathroom and there was even chocolate fudge smeared on sink faucets, mirrors, door knobs, toilet seats, etc. No matter what bathroom it was, somebody could take pictures and put that it was in a certain company's Logo. So everyone has to be careful. And safe.
So we just pay niggers with fried chicken to do it for us? What are they going to do?
Juan Smith
Doesn’t matter. Public reaction matters and virtue signaling leftists that buy coffee at Starbucks don’t actually want to be around niggers and IV drug users
Jack Butler
This is retarded. Junkies shoot their dope. They don't leave it in the fucking syringe. They sucked too much dick for that white gold.
It has to get to the point where starcucks needs to contract a hazmat team to clean up the bathroom a few times a day.
Zachary Sanders
Can confirm. Financefag here. I can guarantee there are a few activists out there thinking about running proxy campaigns against management if shit hits the fan.
As a shareholder myself (not many shares), I've been considering writing a letter to management telling them they need to stand up for our company's property rights
They actually have an internal hazmat team to clean up bodily fluids. This is why I suggested having homeless dudes jack it in the bathrooms
Bentley Rogers
Holy fuck. I worked at the PGIM tower (right next to that starbucks) and used to go there to escape from the bs job I was doing. So many fucking niggers there.
Jaxson Davis
Isn't this corporate warfare.
Oliver Edwards
I doubt apple juice injected would kill someone.
Thomas James
Why in the fuck are you buying Starbucks? Lmao
Anthony Campbell
>buy a black homeless man a coffee >go to the bathroom and fap all over the toilet or some place visible >have a friend blame the homeless man for masturbating >... >profit
Daniel White
TOTAL WAR BITCH
Grayson Barnes
This.
Get the needles a bit dirty and leave them empty, just drop them on the ground and step on them lightly. It will make it look like a needle that has been in a junkie's pocket all day.
Anthony Clark
And what do you expect to happen? Do you think they'll send a mail to their employees asking to ignore all needles?
They'll be able to DNA test it though. Literally just offer the homeless dude some McDick's or something to do it. You don't even have to stick around and buy him the McDick's
Tyler Davis
tfw a harmless prank ends up doing some social good as well
William Young
apple juice don't kill, I've seen someone use vinegar to shoot up crack before and they were fine
If they can use insane amounts of citric acid in their hits, they can deal with a bit of apple juice.
I would like to say AGAIN that the apple juice side of this is a retarded idea, though, junkies don't just leave syringes full of H. I've seen thousands of discarded syringes and not a single one of them had any H in it.
Just get the needles dirty and leave them.
Christopher Brown
I hear that legally, you have to answer.
Anthony Gutierrez
>Why don't the media take us seriously??
Camden Ward
We could start shorting companies then fucking with them to create controversy. It's what libs do to redpilled shop owners
Tyler Allen
Nigger. I hope you have a good proxy on. SEC will fuck your shit up for any suggestion of market manipulation
James Sanchez
You can't stop druggies. They can use highlighter pens. What now Starcucks? These lefty corps are big targets in my eyes
Aaron Roberts
Canuk is correct. I did answer and life became very serious.
This, if you don't answer you don't see daylight ever again
Tyler Wood
eggs still gotta be fertilized you cancuck
Ryan Fisher
bad idea. possessing fake drugs is the same as having the real thing is law enforcement catches you. a sandwich baggy with oregano will be counted the same as weed . hard drugs have stiffer penalties
Hudson Williams
They're not that stupid, they will watch the camera if it becomes a habit or if you left a bunch around. It wouldn't take a rocket scientist to put it together >user places dirty rigs >someone goes in, immediately goes and complains >worker knows that only one weird autist and 4 regulars have been inside >gee who could have placed those rigs And they won't think it's as funny when you're arrested for leaving biological hazards about so blatantly, even if they aren't actually filled with heroin. Like dropping hypodermic needles on a beach. They take it pretty seriously if it's happening in public and they will put police informants in place.
