/ptg/ President Trump General - RAH Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
youtu.be/Co8szZix1D4
>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
youtu.be/T5u_GKzXWXc
>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
youtu.be/qMC9kuZEJ04
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602519/
>SoS Pompeo @House on Budget 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?445766-1/
>SoS Pompeo Reads Pres Trump's letter to lil' kim 5/24/18
youtu.be/ZELMHuQTFzQ
>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 5/24/18
youtu.be/_fEYASatHAo
>DefDept Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?446090-1/
>VADept Video: Remembering Charles Ogle 5/24/18
youtu.be/j0LPjf1XOT8
>DefDept Video: Role of Armor Branch 5/24/18
youtu.be/jOBuD3hBMCc
>WH Video: Roundtable on MS13 Animals 5/24/18
youtu.be/K10BW8lcKlg
>Pres Trump on F&F 5/24/18
youtu.be/gdmDr4Z-YaI pt1
youtu.be/16okddkD5uE pt2
>Pres Trump loves LEOs 5/23/18
youtu.be/TtvR8V0CBi0
>Pres Trump roundtable on immigration 5/23/18
youtu.be/0FyTPJtgydk
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews for NYC 5/23/18
youtu.be/GF-bcHx9tWo
>Pres Trump makes statement before leaving DC 5/23/18
youtu.be/Lr6Y_ISmZGU
>VP Pence Commencement Speech @Coast Guard Academy 5/23/18
youtu.be/_KMqiKCuNow
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Commencement Speech @USAF Academy 5/23/18
youtu.be/00HlNMNWmJc

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>late bake

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awoo awoo

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AWOOO

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Seems like the servers are shitting themselves once in a while, but recovering fast

AWOO'S ARE NOW ILLEGAL

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Real Brap Hours!

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MAGA

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>trump is in contempt of court
>he's getting sued again
>democrats still lead in polls
>impeachment guaranteed

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awwooOOooooo

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>acosta-torture.webm

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>early thiccpost

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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i'd rocky her balboa if you know what i'm saying

Sly's daughters are crazy cute

>sly took the bogpill

tell yourself that while her dick is poking your gut while you fuck her, faggot.

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GROAN
apply yourself, JFC

Who is she?

oh my gosd

JUST

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liking awoo makes you a borderline furry and a faggot weeb

say no to awoos, say no to faggotry

No, explain pls.

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0/4 correct see me after class for penis inspection

user....she's underage

I have a bone chillingly intense shemale/ futa/ trap fetish that will one day destroy me (and rightly so), but you disgust me.

Awoo is our protector. Awoo is our talisman.

(you)

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i want to take her out for a nice seafood dinner and properly court her

i ventured outside of /ptg/ for the first time in years and i found some really great boards

hiro is doing a great job with this place

i wish /trash/ had existed in my day

i would have fit right in

>/trash/ - threads that no one wanted

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fucking kek!

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May someone please photoshop pepe on these guys heads

>hooktube.com/watch?v=ALj5MKjy2BU

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AWOO

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nice digits. friendly reminder that shad is the official artist of /ptg/

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nice

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>shadman

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You are on
FOOOOUUUUURR
CHAAAAAAAAN

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Faggots begone!

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aWOO

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>that will one day destroy me
how could that possibly happen

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Um, no sweaty. It dont work like that.

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Awoos get a major motion picture, whats the story?

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>my dad would beat you user

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aids

Whats your comfy status, frens? Anyone else smelling a shooting?

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what does this mean???

Can he sign my First Blood and Cobra posters first though

...

This
anyone that thought anything sexual about her is a disgusting sick freak

Is AWOO a cat? Makes sense

wew

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>Anyone else smelling a shooting?
i mean high schools are graduating right now in my area

love this

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Ah, i see.

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noce digits. it means Jow Forums loves traps. as if you didn't already know. traps>biological females

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There was already one today that got taken care of by a bystander. Schools should be getting out for the summer by now so there will be less school shootings.

kek

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explain this

>one small cheese pizza for delivery, please

can't pick a movie to watch and it's making me uncomfy

How will he ever recover??

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is that fucking LeafyIsHere drawn on those missing posters?

Not too comfy. Week ago told my gf of 6 years to leave and realized immediately after I actually loved her. Foolish.

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that's the second time someone's used that webm to reply to me today

What's /ptg/ listening too?
youtube.com/watch?v=dQpJpVWqx1Y

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Nice

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we /bots/ now

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cute!

is hnhh still a thing?

real awoo hours just started

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This cuck is begging for a (You).

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all the times i've looked at this image, i never caught that. well spotted, user. it was probably drawn shortly after idubbbz exposed him as a massive faggot.

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There are more Democrats in the country than there are Republicans. Therefore a Republican president can no longer be taken seriously on the world's stage, because they do not represent the majority of Americans. The entire media apparatus has also decided it does not like Republicans. Hillary had 3,000,000 more votes than Trump. The rest of the world does not view him as acting out the will of the people. It's why he can't get anything major done.

>tfw people repost your work
This is why I can never leave /ptg/ you bastards are too fucking comfy

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uh oh

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what the fuck is Nobu?

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I post on many websites and pol ptg is the worst of them all. Basically zero discussion goes on here anymore when you have endless news happening to talk about but you people choose to post pictures of crap without intelligence what so ever.

Theres like 1-2 people here who will converse with me but the rest like "awooooo" (no text) "boob post" (no text) Its frustrating.

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I've been on an Audrey Hepburn bender recently and I knew I had to make a few Awoos

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this is a trick of the mind. or, more accurately, the penis. i've experienced it many times. trust me, you made the right call, user.

>strategically placed under Acosta's seat

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Is he, dare I say it, /oursly/?

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SWEET BABY JESUS!

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Exactly user...

Thief with James Caan

Does this happen? Maybe i need to deliver pizzas.

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>Jewish sheriff
>is corrupt
>son is also degenerate
>is named Israel
Poetry.

Why the fuck is the florida governor just dozing off and not throwing this nigger out

Chain of overpriced status restaurants named after the chef, some nip named Nobu who does jap cooking with peruvian shit added because (((fusion))) is great

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