Oi you cheeky wanker, 'ave you got a loicense for that pornography?

UK to implement a license for internet porn access. Is there anything that doesn't require a license in the UK?

"High street newsagents are to sell so-called “porn passes” that will allow adults to visit over-18 websites anonymously.
The 16-digit cards will allow browsers to avoid giving personal details online when asked to prove their age.
Instead, they would show shopkeepers a passport or driving licence when buying the pass."
techdirt.com/articles/20180517/13404639852/uk-govt-to-allow-citizens-to-head-to-nearest-newsstand-to-buy-porn-licenses.shtml

The existing porn filter idea was worked on by someone who was later arrested for child porn possession. Really makes me think...
While muslims are kidnapping and raping kids, and nigs are nogging, the UK government would rather spend it's time making it difficult for degenerates to access porn.

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Why does the UK government discourage porn but encourage other forms of degeneracy such as homosexuality?

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>Encouraging banning porn is bad

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Is it really the best use of the goverment's time though considering all the other problems the UK faces, most of which were created by it's government? I wonder if the restriction applies to homosexual porn? Either way, they haven't banned porn, but the with existing filter arrangement the government knows who has signed up to bypass it.

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Why is everyone in the UK a faggot? Literally, even the guys who post on Jow Forums.

Something in the water maybe? I don't know, there is something seriously wrong with the UK.

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Nice original thread. The government want to pretend like they're busy doing things when really they're not and it's not going to effect how anyone watches porn. There's still going to be tonnes of porn on reddit or people will just use a proxy site like they do for pirate Bay.

Also if less kids are watching hardcore shit that's better I guess.

>kid that wants to see porn actually being stopped

I did say its not really gonna do much. Some kids might be too retarded to bypass it though so who knows maybe they'll go back to wanking over porn mags.

Either way I don't care cos I don't watch porn.

Fuck off F-am

>The government want to pretend like they're busy doing things
That's the case out here too. If they want to appear to be doing something about road deaths they'll increase speed limit enforcement. If they want to be seen as tough on crime they'll ban more weapons. They never do anything that actually solves problems.

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Stfu or I will suck ur cock desu senpai

When are you disgusting Brits going to finally rebel?

>oh no I can't watch my Jew propaganda

***BREAKING*** TOMMY ROBINSON HAS BEEN ARRESTED OUTSIDE LEEDS CROWN COURT FOR TRYING TO FILM MUSLIMS ENTERING THE COURT. POLICE SAY IT WAS A BREACH OF THE PEACE.

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If their government banned soccer that might lead to a revolution. I don't know what else it would take.

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Jail that male! Send him to the diversity section to get shanked by an adherent of the religion of peace!

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We wont. Brits are very well trained sheep. Any that stray will be put down harshly and the flock will bleat together in positive agreement.

>mfw i have 100TB of porn and im going to become a pron dealer

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>Not having the self control to not watch porn yourself
>Needs the government to ban porn and control more of your day to day life.

Bans are for cucks who want themselves and their country dominated by the Big Government Cock, and shitty parents who aren't present to stop little johnny going to BLACKED.com

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Oi! U cheeky wanker! U got a liocense for transferring files of data?

Don't forget to tell the cops you're muslim when they raid your house, it's the UK's get out of jail free card.

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OI M8 TRYNA FLIP WANKFILMS FOR A QUICK POUND WEETHOUT PAYIN THA ROYAL LICENSE FEE?

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>Banning porn is bad

This is the only non degenerate thing the UK govt has done in many many decades and Jow Forums is complaining about it lmaoo

Sportsball is literally what they use to keep the plebs in check. Education (brainwashing) for the rest. Those two catch most people, then just a few anons left

Except they haven't banned it, you can tell your ISP (and therefore the government) you want porn, or now you may be able to get a porn loicense from your newsagent. The porn filter is also easy to circumvent. The problem with internet filters is they can easily be expanded to block "hate" speech and anything else the government doesn't like.

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That's my plan for the end of the world. All sorts of porn I will be rich I tells ya

Good, maybe some of these hypersexualised faggots won't succumb to autogynephilia and create more pointless fucking debates on what to call a man who wears a dress.

>We must ban anti White degeneracy to protect our race

>LoL only weak faggots watch porn and BLACKED

Make up your mind kangaroo shagger

Oi, 'ave you got a loicense for dat bum sex user?

Oh no our hero! Hopefully his Jewish friends can help him out.

It's modern day bread and circus, complete with idol worship of the players (e.g. sports team clothing with "Mubutu 6" on the back). Spectator sports fill a similar role for plebs that the church used to, this is exemplified by their cult-like devotion to "their" team.

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God this board has turned into cuckfront.

You know stormfront is full of Jewish shills when they call Palestine "fakestine".

Should we nuke England? Seriously guys. Would that send a strong message?

I don't think banning porn would work considering how easy it is to circumvent. People will find a way to get what they want. What would work is people to realising porn is degenerate and not wanting to view it. Easier said than done of course.

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The police in these pics are just trying to foster some fun community spirit. It's pure cringe but at least they're trying.

Oh there have been worse cases even...

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Oi! Yah got a loicense for talking about loicenses?!

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The police in these pics are pushing marxist homosexual propaganda and deserve to be publicly whipped.

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I found this the other day, very interesting:
history.mcc.edu/wordpress/history/2014/04/09/the-byzantine-empire-the-nika-revolt/

Yeah learnt about it on /his/ the other day. At least one of the boards are informative

What it is is that in the 90s before the internet was a thing the government could restrict porn to sex shops and there were laws restricting the stuff you could buy in sex shops to basically vanilla sex only. These vids had a special certificate called 18R (18 restricted distribution) and the government were planning to tax this and mucky mags like Razzle and Mayfair in the same way they taxed cigarettes. It was all part of a government plan called "back to basics".

Then 2 things happened to throw a spanner in the works, the internet finally taking off in about 1998-2000 and losing the election to new labour.

The Tory governments plans to tax porn were kicked into the long grass. When Cameroon brought the tories back to power the lib dem coalition stopped him and it was only May that carried on efforts to "ban this filth" with her snoopers charter and ban on films made in the uk being able to show BDSM, shit, wee and women reaching climax (oddly roman showers are exempt which tells you a lot about May's personal kinks).

After the last general election May was given a remit from the public to do what she wanted and restricting access to porn in preparation to tax access has been her main domestic policy.

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>roman showers
I had to look that up, believe it or not there's a British legit shower designer called Roman: roman-showers.com
Wanting to tax porn sounds like their actual motivations, I can't see them having the interests of the British public at heart.

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>women reaching climax
What's the logic behind this being particularly bad?

People will just break the law, as they did last time. It creates jobs for respectable criminals. Hard core porn has always been available, if you knew where to look, and if you don't know where to look, someone will tell you.

Feminism, women should have no need for sex.

I agree with it. Im glad the UK government are spotting behavioural problem areas and implementing controllable bottlenecks.

Im a plumber and fit Roman Shower products.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was something like this. Wouldn't want women knowing how much pleasure they can have with a real dick, not a lifeless piece of silicone or some fat dyke's stubby fingers.

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Rape

It would be nice if they'd spot the behavioral problem areas known as mosques.

True, but only if you're muslim or a politician

it's a sneaky way to collect taxes without calling it a tax

fairly obvious.

Appropriate flag for discussing taxes.

>selling porn passes

So the UK is selling porn? Like the government of England has a stake in the porn industry and will lose money if porn becomes less popular? Does this mean UK will try to get people to watch more porn?

Can't this all be avoided by spending the money that would've gone to porn passes on a VPN?

When are we revolting boys?

Better download as much porn as I can before this shit happens

Yes, rather how like the government "wants" people to quit smoking but makes a shitload on cigarette taxes (more than enough to cover medical expenses from lung cancer). The UK will probably try to get people to watch "diverse" porn, anything that lowers white birthrates.
A VPN would certainly be one way around it.

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>Waaaaah why aren't countries right wing
>WAIT WTF WHY ARE YOU BEING RIGHT WING

the state of Jow Forums

Lets not forget those degenarates are loyal subject of her majesty

they are not citizens with rights

monarchy is cancer, it erodes your sense of freedom and individual rights

you sir are doing gods work

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Brits have been conditioned over centuries to be loyal subjects. It seems like most of the rebellious ones moved to America, Australia and New Zealand.

Thanks Ameribro.

Fuck it. Just gonna use a vpn. Are they really going to arrest someone over a porn license. Wouldn’t put anything past this fucking country anymore

Absolutely, expect Porn licensing vans soon.

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Hahahaha