Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to: >lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising >level of the magma chamber is currently unknown >steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption >Large steam explosion on the 17th >massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days >large series of small earthquakes over the past days >currently 24 fissures open, not all active >fissures 16-20 and 22 have joined >active lava flow at fissure 20, has reached ocean, HCL and glass particles now pose a major health risk. >Lava flows now consist mostly of fresh lava >brushfires have cause localized evacuations >highway 137 cut off, widespread mandatory evacuations could begin soon >largest recent EQ: 4.9 20th >Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, lava flows entered property, majority of wells shutdown, failure has unknown consequences >current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent >first injury occurred 19th, faggot got hit in the leg with a lavabomb intense hell rivers, eruptions, and quakes recently >QUAKES FUCKING EVERYWHERE, 92 AND COUNTING >Be ready for the cleansing >Learn to swim, fags.
Brief summary of current meme church for newfags and lazy drawfags: >Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual >Pele: Hawaiian goddess of volcanos, fire, and creativity. Lives in Halemaumau crater. Patron of OC posters. Typically depicted as a tanned woman of young-middle age. Typically wears red dress and Ohia Lehuas in hair. >Pelepe: older twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe and is a goddess of fire. Resides among and creates lava flows from fissures trying to grow up like >her mother. Works with her sister to cause minor eruptions. Skin rocky and colored dark like volcanic rock, often covered in fissures. Magma hair >that often has a ohia flower in it like her mother >Pepele: Younger twin Daughter of Pele and Pepe who takes after her father as a Goddess of water. Specifically, assosiated with Tsunamis and >helping cause eruptions. Blue with hair made of water, often with boats or hibiscus flowers in it. >Piney: The lone pine of salvation. Her death will herald the beginning of the end. White female, wears green >Rusty the lava rooster: Piney’s best friend. Often heard calling to Piney, warning her of danger. Is a black rooster IRL >Krakatoa: a volcanic island situated in the Sunda Strait between the islands of Java and Sumatra in the Indonesian province of Lampung. The name is also used for the surrounding island group comprising the remnants of a much larger island of three volcanic peaks which was obliterated in a cataclysmic 1883 eruption. >McAfee: An American global computer security software company headquartered in Santa Clara, California and claims to be the world's largest dedicated security technology company. >Rock Pepe: Likes his popcorn This is subject to change at lord Kek’s revelation. So drawfags are free to do whatever they want.
Daily reminder that Mc*fee is a Golem and that his name should not be said.
Oliver Hughes
Now back to Slump Bumping
Chase Hernandez
>Be careful what you post lads! Next big bump is gonna dump the fucking slump! Take all of the reamining energy from the Democrats Blue Wave for the true Blue Wave Happening!
>t. VIDF shill trying to anger based McAfeefag even though he promised never to spam us again if we stop bullying other people for the memes they post. I for one stand by our truce and wont let you sully it.
I swear to god if I see one more thread full of FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTS Screaming “HURRRR IDS HABBENING” I and going to fucking lose. my. shit.
Every fucking day 24/7 for literally years you faggots say it’s happening. Have you ever been right? No. You’ve been wrong again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Do you enjoy doing activities that make you look retarded? Do you enjoy never being right? What could possibly inspire a person to spend their life misanalyzing LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD and screaming that something is going to happen? Why do you enjoy this? How fucking retarded/autistic/sociopathic and generally fucking WEIRD do you have to be??
Literally unironically you’d do the entire species a considerable favor if you offed yourselves. I fucking beg you.
Tyler Phillips
Let these digits act as the harbinger of the end times.
>Thank you /kvg/ >My life is complete since finding you >I await the fate of the world with joy >I have seen the best the world can provide with the OC in this thread Please accept my meager contribution to the happening. PRAISE KEK!
Just saw that the transparent of this one wasn't done that great with white parts and edges. This is the last of Bibo's so after that we have a meme arsenal.
