/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JOE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
youtu.be/Co8szZix1D4
>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
youtu.be/T5u_GKzXWXc
>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
youtu.be/qMC9kuZEJ04
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602519/
>SoS Pompeo @House on Budget 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?445766-1/
>SoS Pompeo Reads Pres Trump's letter to lil' kim 5/24/18
youtu.be/ZELMHuQTFzQ
>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 5/24/18
youtu.be/_fEYASatHAo
>DefDept Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?446090-1/
>VADept Video: Remembering Charles Ogle 5/24/18
youtu.be/j0LPjf1XOT8
>DefDept Video: Role of Armor Branch 5/24/18
youtu.be/jOBuD3hBMCc
>WH Video: Roundtable on MS13 Animals 5/24/18
youtu.be/K10BW8lcKlg
>Pres Trump on F&F 5/24/18
youtu.be/gdmDr4Z-YaI pt1
youtu.be/16okddkD5uE pt2
>Pres Trump loves LEOs 5/23/18
youtu.be/TtvR8V0CBi0
>Pres Trump roundtable on immigration 5/23/18
youtu.be/0FyTPJtgydk
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews for NYC 5/23/18
youtu.be/GF-bcHx9tWo
>Pres Trump makes statement before leaving DC 5/23/18
youtu.be/Lr6Y_ISmZGU
>VP Pence Commencement Speech @Coast Guard Academy 5/23/18
youtu.be/_KMqiKCuNow
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Commencement Speech @USAF Academy 5/23/18
youtu.be/00HlNMNWmJc

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Donny J

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Holy shit Joe saved us

Nigger faggots

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So young and full of life, much like his intern.

>its a joe bread

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JCT tax expenditure report is out today

PIC RELATED's what happened to the SALT deduction, HMID, and CTC after TCJA

Federal tax changes cut the mortgage interest deduction in half

jct.gov/publications.html?func=startdown&id=5096

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Public transport can be great
youtu.be/zK_eX4Oe5kA

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Casual reminder, these are american hours and there's no baker. /ptg/ literally dying, you fucking assholes only have to bake.

also

NO BAKER
NO BAKER
HELLO YOU RETARD NIGGERS, THERES NO BAKER

I just read some articles about that boxer that got pardoned, now they're saying he abused women

DMZ between U.S. and Mexico. No joke.

can someone make a new PTG i hate this faggot dutch faggot so much

>shitpost yesterday that we need a new meme war because things have gotten boring
>Hogg tweets this today

twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1000049577473568770

Meme magic is spooky desu

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>Obama actually put a spy in Trump's campaign
Literally how the fuck is Comey not going to get hit with the fucking law? Like they can't just claim the spy did it without asking and that faggot is going to sing like a canary, and they can't Seth Rich him

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Ill be back in a jiff to bake, worry not

NK-SK style DMZ I mean. Completely empty.

>joe bread

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Black males, especially in the South and Midwest, can easily be made to vote closer to 15-20R 80-85D instead of 10R 90D. Same with Hispanic and Asian males.

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THey wouldn't be reporting about him abusing women if King Obama had pardoned ihim lOL

Found it in Boomer Treehouse comment section. Had to save it off

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Quick rundown for the lazy? Good? Bad? Perkele?

>Netherlands can't into burger time

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Joe will bake, don't worry.

Turn it into Centralia imo

There's a lot of fiscal room here to increase refundability for families making less than $30K by reducing the current phaseout threshold from $200K/$400K to $100K/$200K (which is still higher than original 1997 threshold in real terms).

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This, however this presents us with a ripe opportunity to sow division between MSM and their brown golem on twitter.

Nah we should just focus on White suburbanites and Older Non White men. Should be enough.

>cockmongler
>advice dog
Fucking newfags, those are grinman and advice puppy.

A joe a day keeps the hubris away.
Maga

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DRUMPF BTFO BY NYT

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What the fuck is a meme war for real though? It's not a thing.

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>advice dog is an ancestor of awoo girl

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Why are there so many new posts today.

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litterial is lunch time. burger time for most the U.S here. now think about it im going to grab a burger CULVERS

Not even remotely, the dull tepid flavor of code red bleeds into the Walker perfectly and the slight carbonation it retains after mixing adds a nice touch. You should try whiteout with honey mead. And no I don't drink soda very often but when I do it's usually mixed with alcohol
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>I bike 15 miles a day nigger, I burn almost everything I eat so calorie intake cruises at 3k a day

smash

It's when they try to fight back.

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>What the fuck is a meme war for real though?
we had like two of them already man
we won the first one without even trying or knowing it was happening

>implying shitposting on Jow Forums actually has any material effect in the real world
At least shitpost on twatter.

Donny D will eventually eclipse his father's shitposting abilities

"Might even be the 12th"
Post yfw

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>they're coming for your children.
Continuously, I remained hating them.

>What the fuck is a meme war for real though?
It's like a meatspace one but in the interwebs and the left loses.

He was literally a pimp. Police weren't hassling him just because he was black. Literally the OG Dindu

Jow Forums, draw that man in a chicken suit!

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>implying it doesn't change the world

>insult people, places, and things constantly
kek, every single one of those is hilarious though.

>Hey ordinary anons. I wish to know what you believe a "meme war" is or can be classified as. I too am an ordinary person who posts on Jow Forums.

reminder Asia was fine prior to the Anglos

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you must be different dutch. the one without a shitty attitude a causes absoulute shit on the thread. i apologize and thank you for baking

The Guardian is a rag.

Just drink diet soda. I tried to find something actually wrong with aspartame and I couldn't. It seems to just mimic amino acids.

>“And in case you haven't noticed, we have become a lot stronger lately,” he added. “A lot. We are not going to apologize for America. We are going to stand up for America. No more apologies.”

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>what do you say to a four year old white supremacist
let me tell you about the jews

I can if nobody else will, I'll just need to load a truck with earth in a few hours

We literally won the presidency that way, fucktard.

what in God's name do you think we did

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>he doesnt know
>Jow Forums is the leading edge of the knife user. Countless people in power and in the media lurk.

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Wow how beautiful. Regardless only 30% of Metropolitan White people are overweight or obese BTW.

>accidentally go to war
>win

leftists can't meme though; so it can't be a war.

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Ana invites you to a free all-day cultural diversity writing workshop
she'll be there to help you along, and at the end she'll sit down with you one-on-one and review your paper with additional guidance
do you accept, /ptg/?

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P O W E R F U L

>two

Cute

It causes weight gain and increases risk of cancer. It also damages the liver.

MAGA
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or
/ptg/ only specializes in awoos and hats

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Sounds gay, I'd rather stay home and shitpost.

Everyone from the media to the CIA to Trump himself has posted in /ptg/.

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>what is a culture war

If you feed a rat three times it's body weight in aspertame for days it will die. Actually though there was a study in nature that aspartame harms beneficial gut bacteria.

Dave Grohl BTFO. His dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

I'd tongue fuck her armpits all day long.

Wait I thought we were supposed to listen to the children cause they're smarter then us or whatever?

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Oil is down about 5% today
The Russian bots must be at work

He's probably /sg/, and a roach too :DDD. Maga and Awoo, not Kilomemes and Iran. Dog Bless.

This is not true go away leddit.

I'm in the same boat. I really like diet cola so I went looking for evidence that it is actually harmful. 95% of the stuff I found online was rank speculation by hippy mommy blogges, the kind of people who freak out over "silica dioxide" or "cellulose pulp" on an ingredient list for a food. The rest was reasonable concern from dentists and such that the acidic nature of diet sodas could make them bad for your teeth.

The majority of metropolitan white people are homeless

This reply made the most sense to me.

>we
It was the fucking Donald and his twatter and some redditors with a dumb green frog; don't get ahead of yourselves. Make the leftists declare apu and spurdo hate symbols and I'll believe you.

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>we
Jow Forums literally did nothing all the memes were made on ebaum's world and IGN forums

kek what a faggot nigger

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Hoooly shit

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holy retard

I accept and promptly grab her by the pussy

How? Median household income of $100,000 and a median age of just 37.

Trump has not posted in /ptg/. Maybe Donny Jr. but not the Donald himself.

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>snorlax I choose you!

never did I use ((we)) nigger.

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>Pedo State in charge of masculinity

The absolute state of academia.

Stop posting

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Was there a streem? Did I miss it?

Aspertame is trash for several reasons and other than Coke zero I've never had a good tasting diet soda