Check this shit out.
Alex Jones does it again.
He's actually one of us!
youtube.com
NEETWARS: Alex Got /ourneet/ on Infowars!
Caleb King
Liam Nelson
>He's actually one of us!
>us
Get back to plebbit, circle jerking moron
Bentley Ortiz
run him as the Libertarian POTUS nom!!!
better than johnson/weld,,,
Juan Anderson
this shit is live?
William Hall
>Open video
>Roger stone
>Something something
>You see that is why your trip to our store is so important
>To combat globalists and the vatican
This is when I close the video
why do they do this?
I know the culture is very different between the us and here on this, but ffs. I always shut down when they start like this. If they hadn't been this pushy I might have tested some of their products, but no never.. not like this.. it's in their livestreams, it's on each damn video it's on their site.
>why
people know it's there
god fucking damnit
It's very rude
Xavier Lee
again cultural differences but for it to work here and bait more people they have to be more sublime, saying at the end of the show or something
>We need your help
>Please consider to visit our online store and check out our products
that wouldn't be pushy and would make at least mountain niggers go there and check it out. Add a video to each product and you are good
William Hill
yeah. It's cringe as all hell so far.
Brody Harris
IT REAL
ITS REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Jonathan Green
>sublime
not the word I was looking for but you get my point
Elijah Peterson
alex jones gave this nigger 3k
Nathan Bailey
Sage
Bentley Taylor
ALEX IS LITERALLY CALLING THIS GUY A LAZY BUM LIKE A SQUIRREL IN A PARK AGAGAGAGAGAHAHAJAAJHSA;JDFLDKMS
Isaiah Morales
holy shit alex is brutal on this guy
>TWICE THE AGE YOU SHOULD BE WHEN YOU MOVE OUT
so alex jones thinks people move out at 15?
Andrew Murphy
That's a lot of bottles of supermale
Robert White
>You're calling me a millennial.
>You are a millennial.
Julian Morales
MY GRANDFATHER WAS RUNNING THE WHOLE STATE OF TEXAS BY 30 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Bentley Evans
Daniel Torres
BY ELEVEN HE WAS ON THE TRAIN, IM OUT OF HERE
Jaxon Smith
Alex NO
Zachary Sullivan
Obvious psy-op.
David Williams
Ok I will try to click it once more, but if they are selling something now I am going to snap. Who's this car horning me outside?
Jayden Martinez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY TOOK THIS RETARD ON THEIR SHOW WTF
Easton Lopez
been listening live. This interview is max cringe.
Evan Thomas
>IF I HAD A SON THAT DRESS LIKE A PUMPKINHEAD I'D BE PISSED
AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Parker Sullivan
EVERYONE ISN'T OPERATING YOUR TIME BRO
IM GONNA PUT YOUR EMAIL OUT
Mason Edwards
this is the weirdest alex jones show I've ever seen, I think he is planning to 'cure' him
Kayden Ramirez
>I know the culture is very different between the us and here on this, but ffs. I always shut down when they start like this. If they hadn't been this pushy I might have tested some of their products, but no never.. not like this.. it's in their livestreams, it's on each damn video it's on their site.
what's funny is they actually don't plug that much. lately he plugs at most once per hour, and sometimes once per two hours. why do you people always bring this shit up? do you not understand how expensive is it to run what they have?
Cameron Peterson
kek "no no no no don't put my email out don't do that"
Nolan Sanchez
actually
come on alex you can give him a jolt to send him in the right direction, don't just exploit this
>hey folks we got free shipping
REEEEEEEEEE
cut it right there NO MORE
Juan Jenkins
GIVE HIM A JOB ALEX, PROVE YOU'RE NOT JUST A HACK
Ethan Cox
Has alex brought up how the media laughed at this guy constantly but would never do the same to someone on welfare, living off taxpayers? Also how has is this guy choking so hard that he can't capitalize off the publicity at all?
Joseph Moore
If you don't hammer that advertising in, you don't make a sale. It's not enough to know it's there. You have to create the desire to buy it.
Kayden Bailey
JUST
Henry Harris
That shit was hilarious. He’s making good money doing all these interviews tho.
Henry Turner
He did capitalize a bit, AJ just gave him $3k.
Jason Sanders
Alex is just a fucking oldn fat ex Chad but retained the psychology of one
Ballbusting, crassness and absolute lack of shame and brutal verbal degrading......
Poor neet
fuk u AJ
Lincoln Barnes
>You have to create the desire to buy it.
Thank you for explaining the poor white drug problem.
Chase Sanchez
again, do you not understand they have no corporate sponsors? literally the only way they run the entire company is by selling products to people.
Ayden Mitchell
>us
AJ is a disinfo agent desu
Jaxson Morris
Alex had his own apartment and had been in bed with over 600 women by 15.
Zachary Brooks
this guy DEFINITELY posts on Jow Forums
send owen some questions on twitter: @Allidoisowen
Kayden Rivera
I am probably very unlucky, but I watch their shit afterwards and atleast they cut out the shit in the middle then usually so you get it in the end and that's ok. We don't like commercials here I only watch state tv and it's no commercials. we other channels but the bongs bought them and now they only send shit and send commercials either each 10 or 15 minutes so nobody watches it anymore
Oliver Ross
ASPIE
S
P
I
E
Grayson Wright
awww he's calling him eccentric, smart but a little weird
Gavin Mitchell
This whole show has my fucking sides in orbit
Andrew Bell
FUCKING MAXIMUM KEK
Logan Long
again a difference and I am not meming, but this over pushing of it makes me (well us) not want to buy. if he just mentioned it I would probably done it just to be nice even
Ryder Baker
Just buy the damn toothpaste bro so we can beat the globalists
Wyatt Wright
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?!
Blake Ramirez
this is the most obvious psy op ive ever seen
Luke Gonzalez
>do you have any friends
>sort of...
Colton Sanders
that dim vacant expression and magenta dress shirt should both be included in the incel starter pack
Luke Bell
Jaxson Richardson
PEOPLE AREN'T HAVING SEX BECAUSE OF NETFLIX
Colton Myers
Americans are very direct. We do not take to subtly as Europeans or more specifically Norwegians do.
Subtle
That’s the word you’re looking for.
Jonathan Allen
This neet loser is fucking embarrassing. I assume this is how most of you are.
Brody Gray
>when you take netflix and chill too seriously
John Harris
>well, my Uncle Jow Forums is always around but hes kind of driving me crazy
Jason Hall
IS ALEX GIVING AN ANIME PROTAG SPEECH?
Jeremiah Sanders
>STOP HIDING YOU NEED TO RUN AROUND OUTSIDE AT NIGHT IN THE MOUNTAINS
Ryan Ward
Chads are most definitely having sex every day while you languish in virginity.
James Murphy
w-w-with my s-shirt.... off???? D:
Hudson Butler
To a t
John Hill
HAVE YOU EVER RUN AROUND UNER A FULL MOON, WITHOUT YOUR SHIRT OFF, 30 DEGREE!?!?
Carson Morris
>I'm crazy so I can't go nuts
Adam Lewis
>running around with your shirt off at 30 degrees
>i'm crazy so i can't go nuts
lmfao
Christopher Anderson
>That grey hair
Its been really tough on Alex, hasnt it?
Michael Powell
I want alex to do this shit every fucking week
this is the best fucking show in a long time
Aaron Hill
IM CRAZY, I CAN'T GO NUTS
Cameron Wood
God what the fuck is even happening on this show
Ethan Hall
>gives him $3,000 to help him
>offers him a job as a reporter focused in New York State
>Guy is not sure to take it because he wants to see his son
Isaac Green
>oy vey the goyim can't find work!
>despite all the fucking mexican niggers and H1B visa recipients taking most of the entry level work
Luke Long
He did offer him a reporter job and the dork neet started stammering off with excuses as to why he can't do that. HEY, Alex Jones... I'll be a fucking reporter if you pay me enough money to move wherever and do what you want (NOT sexually). Fuck this neet moron.
Kevin Bennett
not funny
Henry Kelly
Alex is speaking to Jow Forums through this NEET as a conduit.
Dominic Rivera
>People aren't having sex because of Netflix
>"All guys wanna do is Netflix n' chill" - every roastie on tinder
WELL?! which is it?! Contradictory information.
Angel Wood
FUCKING THIS, I'LL START INFOWARS CANADA
Connor Bennett
Every full moon you brainwashed conformist
Noah Reyes
NO! Not when he is this pushy
REEEEEE
Aaron Johnson
>German
>humor
Pick one
Jackson Thompson
On top of a mountain
Juan Collins
Not on the radar yet.
Jaxon Ramirez
this is america pal and if you don't like it you can git out
seriously though infowars is strong stuff, it starts to get REALLY interesting when you actually read the publications of his non-meme guests
Camden Brown
But the free shipping
David Diaz
Julian Rivera
Funny you say that because he's a father.
Eli Moore
SAY YES TO THE REPORTER OFFER DO IT YOU FAGGOT
Hudson Howard
>sonny
he laughed at alex!
Michael Gray
How could you turn down being a reporter for fucking alex jones
Christian Ramirez
DO EET
Dominic Anderson
EMPEROR PALPATINE IS MY BOYFRIEND
Connor Torres
EMPEROR PALPATINE IS MY BOYFRIEND
Nathan Robinson
palpatine faggot confirmed
Luis Edwards
...I thought you had a wife.
Kevin Howard
Please fuck off with /ourneet/ shit. This guy is fucking disgusting.
I thought most of us on here are for Capitalism or for it in some form or another? Private property is like the most fundamental elements of Capitalism, this guy is refusing to move out of his PARENTS house that they OWN. Why the fuck does this need a court case? - especially in America.
Joseph Anderson
OWEN IS ABOUT TO ROAST HIM
Nolan Lee
But you're thinking of the advertising as a conscious decision you're making: as in, company presents product and you decide whether or not to buy. That's not what is happening here. The relentless hammering to buy and "support the infowar" is slowly speaking to your subconscious. You're never going to buy after watching a few videos. The goal is to condition you to convince yourself to buy. That's why these ads all have an embattled tone. Infowars is under attack. Your body is under attack. Don't you want to do something?! And after being conditioned for 6 months or a year, you have a subscription to Superblue toothpaste.
Brayden Walker
>because I uh, wanted to have a... girl over?
Jace Cooper
THEY BROUGHT OUT A CHAD TO ROAST THIS ANIME NERD
ASS BURGERS
Henry Young
good I'll watch it later it's been a bit boring all week, that retard is probably going to be funny. I hope alex uses his father skills on him. If I understand right he has only daughters but he knows how to do this.
That guy fucking need some father shit even though he is 30, it's ... I have no words for it actually... it's quite weird. somebody should have though him things in his early teens he never got apparantly..
if not....
hmm
have anyone considered that this just might be a trick? I don't buy this, I don't believe it. It's staged the whole shit