KILAUEA VOLCANO GENERAL /kvg/ #75 - Death By Volcanic Sharks Edition

>HULACOAST IS NOT A HOAX

>Check here first directory: will be updated with what happens (post it and it'll more likely be seen)
happdir.com/KVG/kvgdir.html

/ourstream/
youtube.com/watch?v=m2DzoysgFF4

Latest USGS update
usgs.gov/news/k-lauea-volcano-erupts

A brief history of the 1924 eruption
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

Animation of worst(best) case scenario
youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA&feature=youtu.be&t=197

Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to:
>Over 200 earthquakes in the last 24 hours
>Quakes are concentrated inland near the crater matching "long period volcanic earthquakes" indicating likely eruption (geo.mtu.edu/volcanoes/hazards/primer/eq.html)
>lava lake has drained below the surface, pressure within the magma chamber rising
>level of the magma chamber is currently unknown
>steam pressure is currently building in the chamber, similar to the 1924 eruption
>massive and rapid expansion of the summit vent over the past days
>currently 24 fissures open, not all active
>fissures 16-20 and 22 have joined
>active lava flow at fissure 20, has reached ocean, HCL and glass particles now pose a major health risk.
>highway 137 cut off, widespread mandatory evacuations could begin soon
>Kike-owned extraction geothermal plant in area, lava flows entered property, majority of wells shutdown
>current status of alert is red warning, major event imminent
>first injury occurred 19th, faggot got hit in the leg with a lavabomb
>intense hell rivers, eruptions & eerie blue methane flames
>Scientists baffled by huge mass of great white sharks gathering in the mid-pacific between Hawaii and the west coast
>@CA, Swimming probably wont help anymore.

A summary of seismic activity thus far:
youtube.com/watch?v=yJ_tSOKP1r4

Other boards’ threads: BEHAVE
Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/y9umQSESvBY
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/26/hawaii-volcano-explosions-ash-lava-swamps-road
youtube.com/watch?v=efHPLGlhuHE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Did someone say sharks?

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We’ve got:
>FEMA camps
>Sharks
>Magma
>Earthquakes

What’s next?

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Thread theme
youtu.be/y9umQSESvBY

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TSUNAMIS

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Black and white version

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wew

new explosion guys
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/26/hawaii-volcano-explosions-ash-lava-swamps-road

Very nice user!

>Death By Volcanic Sharks Edition
That sounds awesome... does anyone have the Sharknado guy's number?

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>digits
PRAISE

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Wow guys tha CNN feed is so fucking shakey. That ground won’t stop shaking.

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What are the chances of the caldera collapsing now?

ROLL 4 SOON

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Rollin for sometime next week

Nice ruski bro

Lord of Chaos needs your high level energy to shake the slump off its perch. Dump that A key for the ultimate sacrifice of humankind.

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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Yay! CHAOS!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BUMP THE FUCKING SLUMP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We just had an earthquake in Ohio.
Man the whole world is falling apart,

Bibo did the art and background, I just added the KVG informer text

KRAK
A
TOA

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>sharknami
I almost want to go to California now
to live stream this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CRACK
UP
FORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bump the mofuggin slump already nigga shieet

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Damn it, when is the happening!

Thoughts? Also what else should I put on there?

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dice throw for 10pm hst

>are
>cutoff ! point

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Wasn't there supposed to be a huge explosive eruption a couple weeks ago? What happened to that?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why the hell is this thread so dead? What happened?

The Methane Menace: Fire-Farts From HELL

shitty stream and no earthquakes. it's building

It already happened, our simulated consciousness is the only thing remaining. We are trapped in a cycle of shit posting.

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right after I typed that, first bump since I've been back

M 2.0 - 4km SW of Volcano, Hawaii

Time
2018-05-26 22:57:27 (UTC)
Location
19.403°N 155.270°W
Depth
1.4 km

it's a start

I'm picturing the number 6.4. I've been picturing it all day
>6.4

>Why the hell is this thread so dead?
I prefer the word 'comfy' desu

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I never thought I'd see commiefornia get washed away in my lifetime. Looks like we're gonna have a katrina on steroids at best.

this one was upgrade to a 2.3
>half of 6.4

LORD KEK BLESS US WITH THE BLUE WAVE AND DUMP THAT SHLUMP

it's coming
>6.4

oh fugg

>2.3
>half of 6.4
>quints
what did he mean by this?

>44444
oh fuck, I CAN FEEL IT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I try to act stupid and fucking hit quints, unreal
>i was just acting retarded

this. BUMP FOR SLUMP DUMP

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Fucking checked. Los Angeles Rams, if you can see this coming, come back to St. Louis while you have the chance.

WASTED
A
S
T
E
D

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The laws of mathematics are nothing compared to the will of Kek.

an...any day now, we swear! we're not larping guys!

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checked
FEELING IT CONFIRMED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i hate myself, until a 6.4 hits
>6.4

how many times will it take to try and post this?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH??!!!??!?!?!?!

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Praise kek

>until a 6.4 hits
we can all feel it. it's coming
put me in the screencap

for anybody who missed it, I've been looking into the operation of the Puna power plant and tryning to overlay that with seismic activity; problem is it's very hard to find exactly when this palnt has been online and when it' isn't. Here's a timeline I found:
>1960s: Interest in geothermal energy production at Kilauea is sparked by the high cost of imported oil for power generation. Several shallow wells are drilled by private industry, but only reach low termperatures.[13]

1976: The first operational well (HGP-A) is drilled to a depth of 1,968 m, hitting temperatures of 356°C.[11]

1978: The Geothermal Resource Assessment Program is initiated in Hawaii.[7]

1981: A 3 MW experimental wellhead power plant is connected to HGP-A and successfully operated at a 95% availability factor.[7]

1987: Data from shallow wells, HGP-A, and other deep geothermal exploration wells are integrated by the USGS to form a preliminary conceptual model of the Puna hydrothermal system.[14]

1989: The Puna Geothermal Venture begins construction on a geothermal power generation project in the East Rift Zone.[7]

1989: Ormat Technologies purchases Puna Geothermal Venture with plans to further develop the resource.[11]
cont

1990: More than 1,500 people gathered at a drill shit to protest geothermal development at Kilauea.[9]

1991: After 10 years of setbacks from environmental permitting and regulatory issues, True Geothermal Energy begins drilling their first exploration wells in the Kilauea East Rift Zone.[7]

1990-1991: The State of Hawaii sponsors the Scientific Observation Hole (SOH) program to drill and core several research holes to facilitate geologic investigations deep beneath the Kilauea East Rift Zone. SOHs 1, 2, and 4 are drilled at Kilauea Volcano, providing constraints on the structure, porosity, hydrothermal mineralization, and geothermal temperature gradient within the geothermal system.[15] [16] [17]

1991: A blowout occurred during the drilling of Puna Geothermal Venture’s KS-7 and KS-8 wells. As a result, the state of Hawaii revoked all geothermal drilling permits in the area, forcing True Geothermal Energy to abandon their exploration efforts.[6] [7]

1993: Ormat begins commercial production of 27 MW at the Puna Geothermal Venture facility.[11]

2005: Drilling resumes in the Kilauea East Rift Zone, with Dacitic magma encountered at 2,488 m depth during injection well drilling.[11]

2011: Ormat completes an 8 MW expansion of the Puna Geothermal Venture facility. The expansion brought the maximum production capacity of the facility up to 38 MW.[8]

2013: Hawaiian Electric Light Company requests proposals to add 50 MW of new geothermal power generation capacity at Kilauea.[18]
if you notice, this thing went live in '81 and the longest occurring volcanic eruption started 2 years later in '83. dafuq? Yes, they have inadvertently been fracking effusive lava with "steam and other condensates" for 35 fucking years. we may be reaping the rewards of that mishap soon. If anybody can help find info on when this plant was operational it would help; it goes offline alot. I believe if we overlay seismic data with plant operations we may find a pattern. Just a thought

It's coming.

My first post after 3-day ban because S O Y mods can't take the bantz.

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Is the cnn stream the only one worth a shit? There's no lava fountain, I've got it minimized though listening for the BOOM

welcome back Kotter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

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we're waiting on a 6.4, picture it in your mind
>6.4

I've gotta run out for a bit, no earthquake updates for an hour or so unless somebody takes over

waiting and waiting

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That sneaky bastard told me he went to sleep!

Earthquake in ohio, whole earth fucked confirmed.

>There's no lava fountain
eruption is imminent. rock pepe and water pepe do your worst

Whoa, cool. What is it? I mean what is it attached to?

looks like a skate board

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Beautiful.

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True. Haven't seen any proper skateboards for like 10 years here, forgot they even exist. Some people (mostly hipsters though) use longboards and shortboards, but only for transportation. Wasn't it cool in the 00s with all those proskaters, Jackass and Viva la Bam?

It will happen today, against all CODS. Everyone will be SURFPRISED. Soon we will conquer ANEMONE. California will be WHALE and truly fucked.

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the jews of the sea will somehow fuck this up

some really heavy duty looking trucks on the board and weird shape so I'd assume it's probably a longboard or something.

Never Summer Reaper V2 longboard
It was pretty cool. However, beaten path longboarding (enthusiast lifelong longboard transportation), which is harder than marineboarding and even sealboarding remains relatively unheard of. Even with the foreign fuel circumnavigation, carrying of your board, and known spiritual rewards involved.

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No, it will not happen today because Monday is a national holiday so the death toll will be much greater. Today and tomorrow are all about edging for the GRAND FINALE.

DUMP.
THE.
SLUMP.

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I knew it! I haven't skated since the late 90s but I knew that board shape was weird as fuck (had to be a long) and those trucks were way to heavy for doing tricks.

KiLaUeA ! !

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Memorial day will have a new meaning for us all!

My closest point to skating was playing tony hawk games and owning a fingerboard, though instead of playing with it I preferred to do skateparks for it with friends. The culture was awesome though. The TV shows, the games, the music, liked everything about it, except, well, skating. I don't even know how to ride a bike and am too clumsy for that sort of activity.

Checked
Bump the slump!
Praise KEK
BIG Tide Soon.

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youtube.com/watch?v=efHPLGlhuHE

Amazing watching it slowly advance when the lake is so big and high.

>longboard
Forgot the name so just defaulted to skateboard. That is pretty sweet.

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LAVA SHARKS SURFING A TSUNAMI.
I know what I'm doing in the morning.
Goodnight.

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When the land is hollow.
Slump will follow.

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