I scored 6/7 (I don't drink wine, it upsets my stomach), can you top me?
Professional advice, you can not.
> newyorker.com
What is your non-toxic score user?
Levi Martin
Other urls found in this thread:
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Adam Howard
self-bump
ha ha
Isaiah Hughes
>seven signs that your man is a faggot
ftfy
Michael Carter
Are you insecure of your masculinity?
Real men don't fear being soft.
Ian Johnson
>tfw 0/7
Henry Walker
>He opens doors for women at work, but they’re metaphorical doors, like the ones that lead to promotions.
INSTEAD OF BEING KIND, JUST GIBS ME DAT!
Nathaniel Wright
i'm insecure about my toxicity
Parker Anderson
I'm gonna go clean up my eyes with a rekt thread now
Josiah Torres
>Real men don't fear being soft
Because they know they aren't soft.
Benjamin Davis
>newyorker.com
is this satire? i literally cannot tel if this is just like a fake onion type deal or someone legitimately believes this
Ayden Wright
>By Karen Chee and Jason Adam Katzenstein
>Jason Adam Katzenstein
>Katzenstein
Oliver Brooks
>satire, humor
Ayden Davis
get out of my board
Cooper Brown
>Jason Adam Katzenstein
Seems like he's an artist
Jackson Nguyen
Seven signs your man is an alpha
Sebastian Reed
>12 replies
>and these are the first to realize this
the absolute state of nu/pol/
Tyler Hernandez
remember to sage
Isaiah Miller
Jack Peterson
Asher Morgan
Naw dude we all knew before even clicking on the thread.
Come the fuck on.
Jeremiah Morris
>I'm retarded: the post
Dominic Sanders
Chase Williams
Hunter Fisher
Easton Price
Oliver Hughes
What are we looking at here, user?
Jaxson Reyes
Notice the language It should be when women make me laugh. No one should just laugh whenever wamyn try to be funny.
Go home Argie/ you drunk
Kevin Kelly
They forgot to add "sits when he pees, even at a urinal" and "finds black men to fuck his wife and watches"
Wyatt Brooks
>He laughs calmly when called a cuck.
Wow. And there at the top of the window, www.newyorker.com, with the SSL green lock icon.
Maybe its time to find another country to live in.
Noah Perry
>5. He laughs calmly when called a cuck. He laughs loudly when women are funny. He does not laugh when men are not.
Leo Perez
what the fuck is that
Ethan Williams
Looks like a clogged up AmeriHeart
Daniel Jackson
why so butthurt? not enough patacones to buy a dollar?
Kayden Rivera
>eyes move
spooky!
Jose Collins
It's a liver full of gallstones.
Wyatt Campbell
Trying to follow all the laws in GTA ups the difficulty level a hundred fold. Just try it. Drive from paleto bay to the pier while stopping for all the red lights wjthiut doing angrhjg illegal it’s a bitch
Caleb Walker
>Jew yorker
Why the fuck are you promoting this shitty rag?
Daniel Sanchez
1.5 out of 7. I open metaphorical doors for people who have done something to help my career and I like Vonnegut. The other guy was a bipolar cuck who killed himself
Henry Williams
Theres no way this wasn't satire
Nicholas Bell
judging by my super research ability, Ie right clicking and searching "by image"
those are kidney stones and you should drink your water anons
Jackson Hill
1/7, number 5.
Easton Cruz
The person who got that kidney removed had stones.
Owen Lee
i got 1/7
i do do the door..
Ryder Howard
why is this dude so pudgy
Aiden Cooper
What if I read both Vonnegut and Wallace?
Austin Watson
what a cringefest. and these are the people who think they're going to beat us in a meme war.
Hunter Collins
You're still alive for about 10 seconds after being decapitated, though I imagine the pain and the shock prevent you from promising to fuck your killers mother in hell.
Matthew Lee
You need to have given a woman a promotion instead of taking one for yourself, you can't just physically hold a door and be polite.
Tyler Gomez
>He laughs calmly when called a cuck
This is an actual passage from the article
Alexander Green
>Men must work to promote women
What a deal !
Xavier Carter
When will we find the Final Solution to the Woman Question