PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
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>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
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>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
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>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
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>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
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>This Week @State 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
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>SoS Pompeo @House on Budget 5/24/18
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>SoS Pompeo Reads Pres Trump's letter to lil' kim 5/24/18
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>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 5/24/18
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>DefDept Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 5/24/18
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BUT *W H O* EDITION
MAGA
Ran out of alcohol again. help.
Come over, I have some.
>Spending saturday night in /ptg/ instead of making america great again yourself
Homebrew
MAGA
GOD I LOVE OUR FELLOW JEWS THEY'RE THE BEST ALLIES WE COULD HOPE FOR
REAL AWOO HOURS
AWOOOOO
REAL AWOO HOURS
12 AM - 4 AM ET
HOWL IF YOU UP!!!!!
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
Have we broken the conditioning???
How many kids would an Irish-Catholic wolf have?
Thats not a joke, I’m actually asking.
MAGA
MAGA!
>REPLY TO ELON MUSK ASKING HIM TO ADDRESS THE MEDIA IGNORING THE SOUTH AFRICA GENOCIDE
My mom hates the fact that I sleep naked despite it objectively being the patrician way to do the nightly unconscious ritual.
How can I make her at least accept the effectiveness of The Nude Pill if not take it herself?
IT BEGINS
Yes
Enough
>Baker's Guild Thread
Guild of Bakers is better.
They know that /ptg/ goes at the end!
What is this about denuclearization?
Does America have an 'adopt a foreign-born patriot' program?
/real tomcat hours/
THAT TIME AGAIN LADS
WAT
FACT CHECK FALSE
Drumpf does not have a goth gf.
I have 3 white babies ill dick around on ptg if I want.
force her to sleep in the same bed as you
Never don't have backup emergency drinks
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP AWOOO
*aborts offspring*
How is it that NI of all places less degenerate?
I LOEV TUCC TIEM
>Does America have an 'adopt a foreign-born patriot' program?
en.wikipedia.org
Gotta consummate though
>still giving (you)s to pastaleaf
I dont know ask Elon.
it's not tucc time, fan loli
>no tits
>I like
Elon once tried to buy ICBM's from Russia. Media is going to jump on this.
Or MeToo him from his ex wife and GFs to demand he resign from his companies.
It's midnight weekend, you silly
Kim was just pussyfooting around about the summit, and it's back on the table. Again.
OH FUCK, NOT THE MASTER STRATEGISTS AT DAILYKOS
WE'RE FINISHED!!!!
>President Trump's condemnation of National Football League players who kneel during the national anthem bears a striking resemblance to the Third Reich's punishment of a defiant soccer club.
>"Stay Home, Nazis Tell Footballers" was the Jan. 6, 1934, Daily News headline on a story from Metz, France, after German soccer players declined to perform the infamous Hitler salute prior to a Christmas Day match.
>Under the influence of Hitler, the German Football Association required its players to give his salute before and after games.
>The organization also encouraged teams to expel Jewish players.
Activists stormed the NFL's headquarters Friday to call on the league to reverse its kneeling policy, chanting, "Take a knee, stand your ground, if you don't get it, shut it down."
Well, Drumpfkins?
Do you stand with the Third Reich or will you finally disavow?
what would that smell like in front?
> Those beverages
Kek
Reddit thought Musk was their guy but he was browsing here the whole time
>Guild of Bakers is better.
>They know that /ptg/ goes at the end!
/ptg/ goes at front cause it makes it easier to find with multiple tabs open
thats the way Guild of Bakers bakes
Woah buddy, you should cool it with the anti-semitism. Jews have been historically oppressed by evil white people for millennia, and we should be happy to embrace these oppressed peoples that have been banished, beaten and slaughtered for so long. Remember the 20 million
You're just going to have to marry some neet in this thread for seven years, it's the best we can do.
>used to date a tomboy who was a USN aviator
Fucked like a fighter jet too
>Guild of Fakers
This pasta’s fresh though.
I should know because I made it this afternoon.
I think this one's broken, send it back
I like that all of the pastas have melded together to form some sort of bizarre lore.
Don't they still have okay-ish firearm laws? Maybe there's a correlation.
I wonder what people would say if you called Hillary Obama's minion when she was working for him?
he's cute
IIIRC you can get citizenship through military service.
Friends, I am bored this evening. Is there a happening of any sorts tonight? If not, digits predicts what the next one will be.
In hindsight, perhaps running on confiscating guns, impeaching a lawfully elected President, raising taxes, and "Make America Horny Again" wasn't an optimal strategy.
>fucked like a fighter jet
Thats not the first time you’ve said that, fren, but what does it mean? Did she kill you in a rain of hellfire and lead?
What kind of music do you like, /ptg/?
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their new thing is that the iran deal exit caused high gas prices
their high taxes dindu nuffin
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CNN
Nice try bigot, but reality has a liberal bias
Elon doesnt have to name WHO owns the press. His question alone pushes the overton window on our side.
Elon is a master of conveying information.
I still think that he was the space elevator poster.
john mccain dies tomorrow
>tiny titties
HNNNNN
this
Have sex with her.
half of the time Trump General has /ptg/ at the end and it is always of Guild of Bakers thread that has it like that. We're the only ones who know how to get it right. If you are baking with /ptg/ in the front, turn in your guild membership card and join the Losers Guild
>Liberals prefer low price gas as long as a few hundred people die from terrorism every year
oh boy
that means she has an ass
Well, /ptg/?
Fraternal Order of Bakers guidelines (rev. 2017) place /ptg/ as the FIRST THING in the subject field. This is to let our Salt Miners Union (PBUT) quickly and efficiently deliver the freshest salt from the reddit mines.
My God, sir, anything less would be chaos!
BTFO
David Brooks who liked the crease in Obama’s pants and is a Fake conservative almost tacitly admits that maybe he was wrong about Trump.
>Referring to Trump’s experience dealing with the mobbed-up New York construction scene in his long real estate career.
Brooks says:
And yet I can’t help but wonder if that kind of background has provided a decent education for dealing with the sort of hopped-up mobsters running parts of the world today.
>There is growing reason to believe that Donald Trump understands the thug mind a whole lot better than the people who attended our prestigious Foreign Service academies.
The first piece of evidence is North Korea.
When Trump was trading crude, back-alley swipes with “Little Rocket Man,” Kim Jong-un, about whose nuclear button was bigger, it sounded as if we were heading for a nuclear holocaust led by a pair of overgrown prepubescents.
In fact, Trump’s bellicosity seems to have worked.
>lulz
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
>he’s cute
>he’s
>’s
Can I see your shitposting license, sir?
Well I've been BTFO I guess, I'm with her
Sweet loli cunny.
Post more muslim talk shows
No he has to make it until June so the governor can appoint a replacement until 2020. Otherwise special election.
>spent too much time in /wsg/ and /gif/ dance threads
I forget not everyone cross boards as much as I do looking for more content. It's a line associated with link related, who reminds me of said tomboy
>youtube.com
>Fucked like a fighter jet too
Snuck up behind you and fucked you?
Not sure how a fighter jet fucks, or why this is a good thing
FUCKING
AWESOME
JOB
I requested this last night
Eh, I'm small tits lover. Though, I do enjoy nice thighs and hips.
here's one.