/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BUILT FOR SPEED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
youtu.be/wFRnB3xkfDY
>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
youtu.be/MXMetlGMe_c
>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
youtu.be/DTir-6HbmZw
>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446108-1/
>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
youtu.be/iMcpRmoxIPk
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446107-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
youtu.be/jidqwUIYSwQ
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446136-1/
>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
youtu.be/zfHRTxp1S0w
>This Week @State 5/25/18
youtu.be/apGLbo7RvUE
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
youtu.be/Co8szZix1D4
>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
youtu.be/T5u_GKzXWXc
>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
youtu.be/qMC9kuZEJ04
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602519/
>SoS Pompeo @House on Budget 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?445766-1/
>SoS Pompeo Reads Pres Trump's letter to lil' kim 5/24/18
youtu.be/ZELMHuQTFzQ
>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 5/24/18
youtu.be/_fEYASatHAo
>DefDept Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 5/24/18
c-span.org/video/?446090-1/

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MAGA!

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I say we call memorial day weekend minority day weekend in celebration of the minorities who fought for their freedom in a white supremacist country.

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Will Jow Forums stand up to hate speech?

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xlmao

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It Was Her Turn!

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Did our founding fathers speak spanish?...

aight y'all, we finna gonna crank it up to 11 with this one
>now wa me whip
>now wa me nene
>now wa me whip, whip
>now wa me nene
drumpf general btfo

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MAGA

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don't even think about it

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So now that "Spygate" has backfired on him, what does Trump do now to discredit Mueller? No doubt he and Devin Nunes are plotting something.

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Diamond and Silk on F&F

>Spygate
>backfired
Fuck off JIDF scum.

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I like

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?

Another reason not to watch.

You're hi, you just make shit up. You can't warp reality anymore nobody buys your cheap lies.

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Where the fuck is everyone?

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>In church
>comes up to prayer of intercession
>reverend starts talking about the Korean situation
>"we pray for Kim Jong Un"
>"we pray for Donald Trump"
>talk to the reverend after holy communion and the rest of the service
>talks about how he sympathises more with Kim than he does Bush
>says democracy has failed in most of the world

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watching now

It's Sunday morning before a holiday. Most Americans are passed out drunk.

*gets pegged by stormy daniels*
what did scrumpf mean by this?

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Ded.

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Still drinking, come at me. Going to have to get up in a few hours to grill too.
You're trying too hard now.

so this how it ends

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Listen, as long as the baby umbilical cord isn't cut, a baby isn't a human being. You could take a knife and cut its head off clean as its coming out and that would just be exercicing your rightful ownership over your body.

~~!!!

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WAKE UP /ptg/! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>people actually believe this

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They are admitting to being incompetant and unable to protect the US everytime they say the Russian threw the election to hillary.

use it wisely

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You're right, I'm getting burnt out on this shit

Anons better wake up. They better not be late to church now.

to trump*

Where am I wrong?

awooooooooooooooo

You don’t need church to develop a spiritual connection.

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I like it. In moderation.
In assuming I think you're not shitposting.

Can't really tell where the leaf got it wrong.

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It's Maritime Admiralty Law. Manifest, etc.
Though I don't wanna get into it right now.

Thats not for church is mainly for. Its about developing a community, becoming a better person, and learning more about the gospel

argentina

great work user

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Si Americano BTFO

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Lmao so pathetic

Have the heebs called Elon Musk anti-Semitic yet for making a vague allusion to their media monopoly, which they will instantly project their guilty collective conscience into?

He sounds like a good brother

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Wait tomorrow is a holiday?
No Joe & Tucker

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Its just like when obama told the press that he said russian to cut it down

He's partly Jewish himself and he used to date Jewish South African girls only when he was younger. Doubt you'll see him shitting on them.

actually yes, saw few tweets like that

>partly
I once partly shit myself. Don't ask how that's possible and I won't ask you either.

> Go ahead if the law allows as much. Her body, her choice
Again, stop dodging the question user. Here is a recap of our short debate so far, paraphrased

> YOU: the law should give women the sole power to decide whether or not to carry a pregnancy to term
> ME: what's the threshold for what that would be distinguishable from murder? Should a woman be legally allowed to decide to interrupt a pregnancy at the 9th month for no other reason than the desire not to take the pregnancy to term?
> YOU: well, if the law allows her to do I have no objection
That's a second dodge after the first one, being a circular argument
> the law should allow a woman to decide to end a pregnancy at te 9th month because, if the law allows, it's not illegal.
The whole debate around abortion is ***not***, unlike feminists try to imply, about the woman right to choose but about what's the threshold that separates the interruption of a pregnancy from outright murder.

For instance:
> most people would argue that interrupting the pregnancy 1 second before conception with the use of a DIU would ***not*** be akin to murder
> likewise most people would argue that "interrupting the pregnancy" one second before labor, at the 9th month with the use of a forceps crushing the unborn head and pulling him out limb by limb ***would*** be no different from murder

The real debate is how wide or how narrow the interval between conception and labor is before interrupting a pregnancy is outright murder. Not a "right to choose" otherwise what's thwre is no difference between this debate and a hypothetical one of a mother right to choose not to have a child 5 minutes after childbirth.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=L0JCa7xgYD4

>Wait tomorrow is a holiday?

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>That's a second dodge after the first one, being a circular argument
Literally abort the fucking kid if its stuck in you in anyway, hanger, gun to belly, kick to uterus, and flush it down the toilet and take a glass of wine to cheer for successful abortion.

Once it is out tho it gets wonky

yeah
there's a thread up

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I've partly shat myself too, lad. Let out a tiny fart and felt this crusty little nugget come out and sit in my undies. Couldn't do much about it, because I was in a work meeting. Don't think it stank too much, because it was quite dry and crusty - and I assume that it was sitting up there for quite some time, so the smell probably died hours (or days?) before.

did she get a boobjob?

/ptg/ is rettardit tier garbage

hate speech is a marxist construct. Make believe for the 105 IQ brainlets taken in by buzzwords.

>I once partly shit myself. Don't ask how that's possible
Amerisharts, such as myself, are very well versed on this concept, no explanation needed.

Only when I'm not around and shalom sandniggers have free reign.

Oh, I see you are "merely pretending".

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yeah, pic related

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this is why you have a designated sharting mart

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It's effective control system, it limits your vocabulary and ideas plus imposes self-censorship upon you. It's a very genius system they cooked up.

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dude's going to say its business interests controlling these coorporate whores. But its nice seeing (((them))) being so defensive about it.

When will Trump reform student loans? He promised to do it and nothing. Abortion is a pointless topic he's already taking care of it.

Don't cry for me

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she's a Slovenian barbie doll married to some crass, Queens NY born, billionaire,who packs an 8 inch dick.

Of course she has fake tits. It would be weird if she didn't.

Pathetic

Has anything been happening?

This is aggressively stupid.

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Test faggots, im in the normie zone, first time ive phone posted in years.

I can't believe they think that's a good stategy

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The openly gay prime minister of Ireland hails 'a quiet revolution' as voters return an overwhelming decision to legalise abortion in the country's historic referendum.

"Irish abortion referendum: 'We made history' - BBC News"
>youtube.com/watch?v=CjLSvKAAYEY

"Irish PM: 'A quiet revolution has taken place'"
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Note to all Irish: Kill your god damn selfs for electing a faggot PM, pass gay marriage, and legalizing the murder of babies. God damn KYS.

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Just the browning of America while you are comfly eating breakfast

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Show me who funded it.

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>Hey Drumpf, your illegal immigration number are worst than Obama!
>But you still cant build the wall you racist shitbag!

>church
>Bongistan
Guess how I know this is fake

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fuck the irish
gas new england

wat do?

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I started taking some 5-HTP supplement and now I only need half as much sleep. Already tired of waking up at 5am desu...

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Sunday MAGA!

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Don't live on a volcano and expect shit not to happen.

Dick?

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