Is he CIA?

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Oh, that's Big Ben. He lives in the Big Ben tower and represents the common people of Britain.

was eating the queen part of his masterplan?

He's a big guy

He's a pretty big guy..

he's a big guy

solid bulk

why is he allowed to be white

ABSOLUTE UNIT

i've seen bigger
i live in america

THICCCC!!!

What’s going on big guy?

GOMAD + dirty bulk. He's a pretty big guy.

No you fool, that's Royal Executioner Smough.

Ya, his Corpulence is (shockingly) ambulatory.

There are probably 3 armed and equipped mi6 agents, a computer and radio antennas hidden inside that massive suit.

came to witness this comment

kek'd

ABSOLUTE

He looks like a James Bond villian

For you

Fake fuckin Photoshop no fuckin bloke is this fuckin ballooned

He's the guy tasked with fucking the queen.

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Yeah, he's Central Indigestion Agency

Shut up you fag.

>hhhhuuuurrrr fooorrrr yyyoooouuu

U N I T

>they don't know

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He’s BMI

why is he allowed

Kek

why is he

> 400 pound hacker found at last

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Kek

Is that the same legendary race that Jahans is playing?

>this isnt what we have for a good amount of US secret service

a good amount of massive guys would block many types of attacks, and might even be able to survive them because the amount of orbital adipose and blubber tissue.

a decent c4 blast could be almost mostly muffled to a person inside a group of these cake balloons. Though they could be decent people too, they just have an eating problem

L A R G E L A D
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Big Ben is the bell itself

kekked a lot

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EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

Big Ben the Brownie Point Counter

He looks like CIA CIB and CIC.

Dr No Self control

He's the entire CIA

There has to be bongs who have connections who can get us access to him. We have to bring him over to our side by any means necessary.

For you.

He is part of the circle.
Gif related. Another member of the circle

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In case of danger he is to eat the Royal family, trundle to safety and then lay down on his side and safely disgorge them.

I think he's the manager of some fancy hotel the queen likes to party at

HEY THERE BIG GUY

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>GOOSH GOOSH
>GOOSH GOOSH
>GOOSH GOOSH
>GOOSH GOOSH

My sides

He ate the CIA

CIAbetes

Circular in appearance?

i wonder if his cock is proportionate to his body. Yummy!

Fucking leafs

>is he CIA?
Hes fucking fat as fucking fuck.
Who is this fucking fat fucking fuck?

FUCKING STOP THIS!

David Morgan-Hewitt is the manager of the Goring Hotel, and is the man considered responsible for its transformation from adequate four star to luxury five-star retreat and favourite of the Royals.

David is a British Institution and darling of the much beloved British royal house. He is a proud and dedicated servant of this fine nation and should not be mocked. Yes, of course, he enjoys delightful cuisine, but what should that matter: " Judge not, that ye be not judged."

Heavens abode, I can't stand the sewer dwelling reprobates who strew upon this putrid cesspit.

Regards, Alistair.

>David Morgan-Hewitt
thanks for being one of the only to say his name

he looks like a pedo for sure.

One word to save his life: ketosis.

kek

anyone else jelly of him that theyll never be able to CC a m240?

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>CIA
...is American, you dumb stereotype performing cuntburger. Thatd be MI5 or MI6 in England. Thats the queen hes with.

GOD DAMN you niggers are stupid.

go back to smoggie land if you dont like it hear

praise them

>Alistair

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>if you dont like it hear
whate evar ar yu teleking aboat, tyrone

>Yo bait or boomer. someone so uh strawpoll in the hood

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Cake Ingestion Agency?

bait or boomer. someone do a strawpoll. But I like boomers, and they can carry great wisdom. I didnt mean it by that. I was just saying being the stereotypical boomer, and we all make mistakes

you are that brit fuck. we beat you fuckers, why are you here. is it the price of success? well, i dont want success.

Fucking lmao
Underrated

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Underrated.

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