What's his background?

Master in the art of seduction

Shit, he IS the background.

Brute Squad

I'm in awe of the size of that lad

he's a big guy

smothering

What background? he fill up the whole frame.

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He doesn't have a background, he blots it out

they feed the kids to him when they are finished

1000% chance of faggot

>What's his background?
He is the background.

like, in square footage?

He's David Morgan-Hewitt, managing director of the Goring Hotel in London.

Who would win?

For you m8

Royal pussy destroyer

Toilet clogger

Caretaker of Queen Vageen

Us delegation

400lb hacker

Seems to be housing in both pictures

There is none, he obscures it

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Royal comforter

Ph.D. in absolute unitology

He eats small children

criminally underrated

But he can't help himself when presented with a delicacy

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She's hides inside him to recharge.

...in dark corners they whisper his name..."fat chan"

absolute unit

suit is too tight again, needs another xxxxxxx+ upsize

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Judge, jury, and executioner.

I dunno I can't see the background.

>what is his background?

Not visible

Does this guy only wear French cuff dress shirts?

seed of albion, indeed

Expert in planetary gravity well simulation

all i know is judo throws dont work on him
punches dont hurt him
bullets bounce off
hes the perfect bodyguard desu

reminds me of the picture of a bear toy with a small head

Her majesty's refrigerator.

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MAD LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to give him a hug.

A lot of fart gas I'd imagine

>What's his background?
Don't know, nobody's ever been able to see past him.

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He's a big guy

That's what I thought. He's actually a decent body guard if you think about it. Good luck moving that giant tub of shit to access the queen

Yes.

ABSOLUTE
UNIT

U N I T
N
I
T

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:D

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Under-fucking-rated

I thought that was a v.a.t.s from fallout for a second
>chance to hit
>507%

that suit flatters his abs

>What's his background?

Food

Thanks user. He looks like he is wearing an inflatable fat suit.

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Someone gives an actual answer and nobody gives a fuck. Jow Forums in a nutshell.

He is the background hoihoihoihoi

I thanked him you nigger lover.

>he doesn't know about Big Ben

He looks like he would shift into another form if attacked. Like an unstoppable beast leaving a trail of destruction and dismembered bodies in his wake.

For you.

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See plenty like him on a daily basis.

lmao

I bet that's pasteurized OJ. Fucking ruins the whole meal

>Portable bed for the queen.

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Beached whale in an ill fitting suit