>The US military is the best in the wor-

>Couldn't win against a country gorrilion of miles away on another continent and had the White House put on fire
>Couldn't win against commie onions chinkies in some irrelevant Asian peninsula
>Lost to a bunch of Jungle Rice Farmers with obsolete weapons
>Lost to a bunch of goat shagging Tusken Raiders in the Middle East, twice

Hmmmm, what a joke, why are people still being afraid of them?

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after that sub sunk a carrier in wargames, the us military leased it for a year from sweden in order to develop countermeasures

lol you went from napoleon to fucking up a push-button missile launch aimed at sand niggers.

And you still failed again
nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/2015-30-year-old-french-nuclear-submarine-sank-us-aircraft-18912
Kek

We don't fuck around.

getting within periscope distance of a carrier during an exercise is very different from actually taking out a carrier in real life

>The Saphir, a French nuclear attack submarine, reportedly penetrated the defenses of the aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt and scored simulated torpedo hits on her
Yes, keep on denying Aus cuck

>simulated torpedo hits
as in, the thing got close enough to the carrier to, in theory, launch a torpedo, and since it's an aircraft carrier the torpedo launches were just counted as hits since submarines shouldn't be getting that close in the first place.

in reality the submarines would have been taken out or severely attrited to the point that a submarine getting close to an aircraft carrier would be extremely unlikely.

I wonder how you think the Chinese won't have these problems times 10, they dont even get together for wargames with Russia and touch ramps, how will they fare do you think?

>we should tell them we can detect their soupurr seekrit submarine so they can improve it and use it against us

>we then kicked them the fuck out and bested them at their own game
>except we did and now have feet in half the peninsula itself
>because of crony politics
>because of crony politics

Give the Generals the right to do their job without (((politicians))) interfering and you'd find that we would have crushed Vietnam and completely decimated the middle east.

>they dont even get together for wargames
They do, until recently
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exercise_RIMPAC
No, they send simulated signals to the ship in question. Won't make headline for only being close to the carrier, it's more than that.
Once you have a sub that got past the defences undetected, then it is pretty much over to be honest. Not hard to understand.

>No, they send simulated signals to the ship in question.
yes, "torpedo in the water" and that's it.

>Once you have a sub that got past the defences undetected, then it is pretty much over to be honest.
exactly, except the exercises don't simulate the USN going apeshit and dropping depth charges and sonar every 10 meters across the entire SCS and every 2 meters around a CSG.

Go Australia

>French flag talking about Vietnam and losing wars
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>exactly, except the exercises don't simulate the USN going apeshit and dropping depth charges and sonar every 10 meters across the entire SCS and every 2 meters around a CSG.
Because overkill like that doesn't happen in real life? They did deploy sonar but the sub still got past, which means the US navy got out smarted, simple. You drop depth charges and proceed to counter once you spot the thing in the first place.

>Lost to a bunch of Jungle Rice Farmers with obsolete weapons
Just remember who got run out of there first faguette.

France lost to Vietnamese too idiot.

> Lost to Germany in 6 weeks

We were still damaged from WW2 and other post-war shit going on, we didn't have enough resources or manpower to deal with it in the first place, mongoloid.

6 weeks frog

Empty island, mutt

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*only military in the world.

>6 weeks
what about 19 days on horse back?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Fourth_Coalition

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Tell me more about winning frog.

Frenchmen= massive faggots

Hahaha, true US capabilities were neutered by the wargame rules. They turned off active sonar cuz "muh whales".

>Blocks your path
Hey guys whats going on here

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dont you have a war too loose?
>pic related is your war budget

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>Getting steamrolled in six weeks and having your country occupied is the same as a friendly fire incident and a ship running over a mine, causing little to no setback in the overall war effort.

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France was dealing with a fracturing global empire after being humiliated in WW2.

Meanwhile the US and allies outnumbered the Vietnamese enemies 4 to 1 and still lost.

Have you guys won a war since Napoleon?

France won ww1. Lost millions of men fighting against Germany but it was a hard-fought victory.

...

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algerian_War
Losing to niggers

That has nothing to do with what I said. You compared a friendly fire incident and a ship running over a mine to getting smeared in 6 weeks. Then you bring up something from 1806. I don't think I ever denied that France won great victories under Napoleon.

>burger education
google maps is not that hard to use ffs

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>helping out Hitler and sending our men to fight judeo-bolshevisme
>meawhile, the US and friends help out the kike bankers and eternally destroyed European nationalism
Hmmm

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>You
check again

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>Frants
point and laugh everyone

The vietnam war was 'hopefully' the last time politicians would try to stick their dick into military matters. Best quote about the entire fucking war came from Rambo. "Are they going to let us win this time?"

Claiming Vietnam was lost by the US military is just fucking stupid. Nearly half a million dead compared to about sixty thousand is just about genocidal.

>France

>Germany won against the USSR because they inflicted million times more casualties

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>black submarine
>swedish
user thats racist

youtube.com/watch?v=rcp3tZ3XFyQ

> French faggot who's best military minds and units came from outside his country can't understand what a person means when they said the politicians in a country made a war unwinnable for it's army.

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Walter Cronkite did more to win that war in any NVA Soldier

>it's

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>he thinks the US military cares about anything other than feeding the industrial complex

We want and need enemies, we dont want to win we want wars to last forever to guarantee as much spending to DOD contractors as possible and we dont want to win because if we dont have enemies we cant justify trillions in defense spending.

Are you guys really this naive?

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US fails in military competition/drills incredibly often.
They even go as far as file complaints in the sense "hey you can't do that!" Am not kidding.

diesel>nuclear in shiphunting .you dont want some shit you cant turn off and have to pump fucktons of water to cool in the middle of a fight .
nuclear is only good for being a hidden mobile nuke silo far from any enemy presence .

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>filthy Slovenia gypsies steal gas and slash tires, expect to get away with it.

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hitting ' is not a typo you dumb cunt

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Europeans still mad that the US won in Iraq lmao.

>don't simulate the USN going apeshit
Exactly this.
The USN is good for two things.
Being fags and blowing up absolutely everything.
If they can't do the latter they spread them cheeks even more instead.

Literally no one thinks France is a good country. Most French people hate France.

Neither is not building a fucking wall next to Belgium considering the Germans already did it once, but hey, we all can make simple fucking errors right?

This is why america hates japan, the japs showed everyone that the mutts are overrated and have shit land troops.

I wish Hitler had won tbf so I'm glad we got defeated with so few casualties

>Most French people hate France
Just because you hate your 56% shithole doesn't mean the same applies elsewhere dumb yank

What's that? Still saving screenshots from the 2000's or something?

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>Couldn't win against commie onions chinkies in some irrelevant Asian peninsula

LOL YOU STARTED IT AND COULDNT FINISH IT FUCKING RETARD BAGUETTES GO BACK TO MAKING CROISSANTS AND NOT WAR LMFAO

>inb4 huRRR WE DIDNT HAVE THE RESOURCES

IS THAT YOUR SAME EXCUSE FOR WORLD WAR 2 FAG-TRONS MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS ON GARLIC FOR YOUR FAG LEGS SORRY I MEAN FROG'S LEGS LMFAO

>Couldn't win against a country gorrilion of miles away o
Canada shares a border actually.
>Lost to a bunch of Jungle Rice Farmers with obsolete weapons
Vietnam was a failure, but not a military one.
>Lost to a bunch of goat shagging Tusken Raiders in the Middle East, twice
We won those both in about a month, actually.

Are you still mad that you haven't won a significant war since fucking Napoleon?

To give him credit, they DID win world war 1. Although they sucked all the way through.