New Star Wars movie bombed because the lead was a fucking WHITE MALE

I hate my life so much. Im such a sad and pathetic person I know one day maybe years from now I will watch Solo and maybe Rogue One(which I still havent seen yet). I already seen episodes 7 and 8 but ever second I am just crining having to watch the nigger and bitch do everything perfectly...nothing ever goes wrong for them. They butchered every single character and I just cant stand western media in general...the kike propaganda has gotten to me and I cant stop watching this shit im so retarded

>three movies with female leads, each one worse than the last
>the forth movie following three flops doesnt sell as well as the first three in the opening weekend, when no reviews are out
Its the female leads guys i swear

>(((WHITE MALE)))

Maybe Jews are white by American standards though.

it failed because it was an awful movie and anyone who would have been interested in seeing it knew well ahead of time how awful it was. it was the absolute epitome of youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOE intelligence-insulting fanservice shit

I saw it. It was merely okay.

solo budget was actually bigger than some of the star wars movie listed.. they might be right that people rather see tits than some dude?

People are sick of Disney Star wars. I can't wait to see how terrible Episode 9 does

Or it's just because people were smart enough to realize that the Disney Star Wars movies are crap, and nobody wants to watch them any more.

Paying money for this poorly written, Mary-Sue drivel with barely any characterization that relies entirely on dumb nerds to say "LIGHTSABER COOL!!" in order to get its box office back does not sound very appealing to people once they realize that's what they're doing.

You can only find the same shit cool for so long before it gets old.

it bombed because the lead looks beta, cast has no chemistry, and test audiences didn't like it so Disney decided not to spend a lot of money promoting/hyping it.

Reminder that this is John Scalzi, a balding, bearded, bugman faggot who spends all day on twitter virtue signalling. He loves to bash wypipo because he's an insecure little numale that was bullied as a kid.

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First movie:
>Oh shit, the sequel to the original trilogy, shit will be great
Rogue one:
>First movie was shit and this isn't part of the trilogy, but hey, they probably learned from their mistakes with the first movie
Second movie
>Second part of the trilogy, the first sucked, rogue one sucked, but I'll watch it to know the rest of the story
Solo movie
>Kek, disney sucks and it's not even the original trilogy
I think it doesn't have anything to do with the lead.

I’m confused. Is this the 14th one to come out in the past 2 years? Or the 15th?

/thraed

He was the only bright spot in the movie. He nailed Lando and got all of Billy Dee Williams mannerisms down.

The leaf is right. After TLJ Star Wars became a joke

I'm sure being a shit movie with a troubled development didn't factor in at all. But ya please make a Leia movie so we can have another shit Star Wars side story movie.

>It was barely advertised
For one of two reasons:
1) Hubris. "Hurr it's Star Wars, we don't need to promote it."
2) There was no way for them to make such a complete turd look good.

Ever consider that star wars has been milked for all it's worth, and (((Disney))) has completely shit on what ever entertainment value it may have once had.

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I literally didn't even know it was being made in till after it came out.

I used to like Star Wars, but SJW have absolutely ruined it for me. I can't stand it anymore.

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I whole heartedly support this. I want to see the entire franchise burn in hell. This might be the final nail so let it happen.

I stopped watching star wars a few years ago. Use to love star wars too

Wrong.

It bombed because TLJ was a fucking shitfest and everybody knew it, people didn't feel like getting scammed this time.

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I thought it was because the last one was total garbage and everyone's written off Nu-Star Wars

>Rogue one
It was okay.

The ONLY shit I heard about it before release was that pansexual garbage.which made me skip my normal release day with my friends, and wait until release.

because of BASEDLO

Buckshot the size of cannon balls. That is just evil.

Yeah NO, I think the boycott worked guys!! The fans who know what is going on, are trying to get star wars back by getting the bitch katherine kennedy fired.

The fact that they bought the star wars franchised and ignored all the rules of the universe plus all the sjw bullshit.

yeah, I think he was joking as to how a corporation might analyze these numbers and reach a conclusion. That is not the real story obviously.

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God fucking Jews, If this Starred Chris Pratt it would would have 300million first day but NOOOO

Maybe those stories were interesting and it wasn't about the gender of the character.
Nobody wanted a han movie and we don't want a Leia movie. I might watch a Luke movie though.

Rogue One was awesome, and so was Episode 7 actually.

No, the new star wars movies since disney bought the brand have been absolute trash. Just unwastcahbly bad movies. Low quality GI, low quality script, low quality acting. 0/ 5 movies, nobodu bothers with star wars anymore

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He was too busy getting his white male character shit on in the new Avengers movie.

Apparently Solo sucks slightly less, but still 3 stars for a Star Wars movie just goes to show how far it's fallen from the original trilogy.

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It's really more of 2, but used 1 as a justification. Solo has been on rocks since they started filming. They sacked the first director(s) with 3 weeks left in filming, then the new director realized how awful of an actor the lead was and actually had an ACTING COACH on set coaching him the entire time during reshoots. They knew the film was going to bomb and didn't want to keep digging themselves deeper

you're right that movie was a fuckin travesty

I saw the Han Solo movie today. It was better than I expected but everything about it was so forgettable. Disney has turned the most iconic film franchise in history into a generic soulless cash grab. What a shame.

More like
>Female Lead, SJW'd (strike one)
>Female Lead SJW'd (strike two)
>Female Lead SJW'd (strike three)
>Fuck Star Wars

Nobody wants to see a movie about a beloved character without the original actor. I swear people are retarded

Let's not get carried away.

Please educate yourself...

youtube.com/watch?v=WKlo-plLJZI
youtube.com/watch?v=5_zsstrbqQo

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Nah, I saw the Solo movie on a cam-rip and the film was a 7/10, so not that bad.

But they deserve to bomb for what they did in TLJ, and Disney knows full fucking well that the people are punishing them for what they did.

This. TLJ ruined the series, Solo is paying the price. If Solo came out before TLJ it would have done a little better.

I fucking loved /tv/ threads waiting for the bucked to tip.

>force awakens high expectation, everyone went to see it, was good but not great
>rogue one, everyone went to see it, was shit
>last jedi, absolute trash, everyone went to see it because of luke, after watching it everyone swore to never go to another star wars movie
>current star wars didnt make a lot of money
geez i wonder why

plus the early versions were so shit-tier they had to bring in another team. and it still sucked ass

pretty christmas decorations!

>New Star Wars movie bombed because the lead was a fucking WHITE MALE

They made it bomb intentionally so they could blame it on the lead being a straight white male.

There was zero advertising for this movie.

No one even knew that this movie was out until articles started coming out that it bombed.

this ffs

>Nah, I saw the Solo movie on a cam-rip
How can people stand to watch a movie for 2 hours like that? Disgusting.

what if people really are tired of white males?

what would you do in that case?

JarJar binks special when

>leia
finally, the coup de grace to the series

They made another one?

I'll have you know I only watch quality cam-rips.

>tfw its the best one

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>main series makes more than spinoffs
>both main series and spinoffs make less and less as their reputation tanks
>making a spinoff about a character you already ruined and then killed off who most of your new audience barely knows outside of the name
Based on this I think a Leia movie would do even worse unless every review opened by saying that it was magically better than the last few movies. Although I'd guess that they will start struggling to reach their audience as people just tune them and their shills out for lack of interest, so even if the harshest critics claim the next movie is good, people may not even hear them.

Saw it today. Wasn't terrible and was an entertaining enough movie. Was still better than TLJ, although that's not really a high bar.

They're always white when they need someone else to take the blame.

I guarantee you he lets his dog mount him.

I would never suspect Ray as female lead

Rogue one is a anti war movie with star wars as facade and it was pretty good

Starwars is shit now noone cares about it anymore. Look at the way trends are shifting, GenZ likes DBZ and BTS korean bands the views speak for themselves. The era of old kikes is done and the franchises they killed are done.

/thread

Hate to say this but:

OH SO HE GOT THE PART BECAUSE HE WAS JEWISH?
But wait, I thought Jewish success was incidental mr JORDAN PETERSON?
THIS LOOKS LIKE ETHNO-NEPOTISM TO ME.
Guess I don't understand this shit because I'm just a stupid fucking White European with a low IQ, even though I've got a high IQ and there are more high IQ Europeans than there are Jews period.

I thought the movie was really inspiring. In fact, I was so inspired by the movie, I went out and bought everyone in my family a gun and NRA membership. Thanks Disney, you really brought the family together on this one!

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>We need a Leia movie!

You mean one that explains why luke got abandoned on a desert planet with abusive foster parents, while leia was raised by literal royalty?

>reporting on Solo opening weekend gross even before the weekend is over
You niggers really need to stop posting this shit here

IT'S TRUE GOD DAMNIT!

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The last 10 minutes of Rogue One was worth the price of admission.

I knew they were going to do that, people were predicting they would be saying it was because of a white lead. No way in hell people were mad at the last movie and don't want to see more manufactured SJW BS in star wars

The movie was sent to die. They just want to recoup as much money as they can.

the new movies are just bad that's it. not episode 1 tier bad, just tuesday evening tv episode tier bad

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it's first of these star wars movies that open in the summer instead of December. but idiot poster wont recognize that

>correlation
>causation

Women and non white men do consider jews to be white. Only exception is if the jew is super religious, only then are they seen as not part of white society.

and Hillary lost because she wasnt Republican enough

these lefties take all the wrong lessons from everything.

He's not white though.

He's not a jew he's Hispanic. Okay maybe he's a Hispanic jew. Harrison Ford isn't though.

Deadpool 2 did fine last weekend so his male lead is false. Solo was just a shit movie, they had to bring in an acting coach for the lead because he was so shit

Terrible casting fucked the movie. Han and Lando are iconic characters. They can't be one iota off when casting for them, and they were off by a mile.

Okay, this is epic

It sucked because it was an average movie nobody wanted.

I fucking hated TFA I fucking hated TLJ
I enjoyed Rouge one
I enjoyed Solo

i did not pay to watch solo

While I have nothing against men who dress wacky, cross dressers, or trans people, whenever I see photos like these with skinny/fat onions boys first thing I want to do is go lift weights so I don't look like them. His arms and shoulders are pathetically small and soft. He's probably a nice guy but fucking hell man, lift something.

New movies are worse than prequels and have no Star Wars feel to them.

he's just fat

Paypigs gonna pay

true just the star wars name