Brit/pol/ - No hope edition

Enjoy your economy that is based off of cleaning the sick off the streets of our underclass

>the girls fucking dogs on the darknet are out of your league

If someone is very attractive and still struggles to get ahead in life then I struggle to sympathise

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this is objectively true

>ASMR
>Thinking she is beautiful let alone too beautiful for porn

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i'm from worcester
creepy

Why is it so quiet

she is beautiful
she could play tess of the dubervilles

brutally depressing when you think about it.
brutally

We know

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Do any of you do volunteer work or have done so in the past?

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“Did you say the stars were worlds, Tess?"
"Yes."
"All like ours?"
"I don't know, but I think so. They sometimes seem to be like the apples on our stubbard-tree. Most of them splendid and sound - a few blighted."
"Which do we live on - a splendid one or a blighted one?"
"A blighted one.”

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yes

How beautiful are we talking here?

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She lacks a tiny penis

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Regularly and doing what in particular?

“This hobble of being alive is rather serious, don’t you think so?”

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Nobody can talk about brexit, we kick all white blokes out hahahahahaha when in doubt give me a shout.

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“You, and those like you, take your fill of pleasure on earth by making the life of such as me bitter and black with sorrow; and then it is a fine thing, when you have had enough of that, to think of securing your pleasure in heaven by becoming converted!”

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you like my wife? she is very sex

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i work in the citizens advice bureau. initially admin and now i give people advises in relation to housing

Thomas Hardy would post here

i am a lonely man with sex woman but not big house cause them white blokes take my benefits ;c

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hes a big guy

The milk... turning sour.

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4 u

stop watching porn, but unironically

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>diversity is......uncomfortable

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'e's an 'ard Wessex man innit

why would you make this?

made me laugh

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y

its rewiring your brain mate

having a well wired brain wont save me

Nice, how often?

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Why doesn't he like Alexa?

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jesus christ, based on the contents of this thread along with other recent developments, your lot is truly done for.

you are too stupid to post here

>01:11:11
Nice time digits

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are you kekistani pleb?

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yes.
there's a giddy kick to be got from watching it all turn to shit

i don't have a pornhub account
i have a strict no social media rule

That had a whip-crack on it. Casual, contemptuous with a hint of snobbery.

ITS TOO HOT ITS TOO BLOODY HOT

>I'm better looking than that dog.

How often do you volunteer at citizens advice bureau?

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drank 12 cans of stella and i just sharted in my pants a bit. might throw m pants in the bin

You a Worcester lad?

Me too

twice a week

are you at the uni

sounds good to be honest, i bet you have some tales...

I don't generally go in Brit/pol/ because it's basically burnt out too-good-to-try-hard in-jokes.

But once in a while it's like being in a gentleman's lounge populated by Beavis and Butthead types.

Nah

your snobbery is all that you've got left.
what are you going to do next? post some maps from 300 years ago?
look at you now.

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shakeeys

And we're still better than you.

kek, it's time to take your daughter to the local rape gang nigel, go on, don't be late

Worcester is a good town fuck all work though.

day'll never be clean, boyo. you'll always wonder

What motivates you to do so? Do you have a paying job?

They lost interest after the acid attack.

I wouldn't eat there if I was paid. Pinchers and that lot run the whole 'club' scene. Bunch of coke sniffing rapists.

So Columbia just voted for a commie. How long before the left claim it want real Communism/Socialism?

Place you bets lads. I say a year.

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I met my gf in the shisha area at shakeeys lol

*wasnt

im moving to japan this year

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why?

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youtu.be/L343dzWizmk

anime

At least our prime minister is actually from here

Just rodgered meself up the bum with a pan handle lads

is she nice?

>pan handle
hope you cleaned it thoroughly after

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why?

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I'm only larping, it's a metophorical pan-handle, I was really eating a peanut-butter cornetto and shitposting in an American thread

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telling fibs 2bh

i want ice cream now

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Anyway, you fucking retards are like sitting in a room full of monoxide. Briefly euphoric stupor then serious brain damage starts to set in.

Adios. Enjoy your shifts at the CAB.

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>the CAB
????????

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have a willy my good man, don't smoke it all at once

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right, I'm going to bed

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