You got a licence for that plastic spoon?
just make assault illegal
I honestly can't believe a country this pathetic actually exists. It is like a parody or something. What the fuck happened to the UK?
THE CLANKING OF THE PLASTIC SPOONS WILL COMMENCE SOON BROTHER
Nigga! I will spork your monkey ass!
No officer
After the left runs out of inanimate objects to ban, do you think they'll ever admit the real cause of soaring violent crime: the invasion of niggers and pakis?
I see these headlines and just want to violently beat the fuck out of a UK pleb
anyone else? I think seeing weakness just makes everyone hate you
I feel you bro.
Have they banned whetstones yet?
I wish the UK police was like in the movie Hot Fuzz.
UK is a shit hole. Move on.
Confiscating weapons and using them a gaist the public?
Isn't getting stabbed with a blunt object worse? Like tears more and harder to stitch?
What your government really ought to do is make violence illegal. That'll solve everything.
soon they will move to ban all objects. bongs will be forced to live in padded buildings so they can remain safe and pay taxes.
they will receive their food in small tear-able pouches, and they can squirt the sustenance into their face holes.
Knives have been in the UK since it became a United Kingdom. Seems they are overlooking a new variable, actually millions of newly arrived variables.
top kek
>#BoycottWilliamsSonoma
Think of the children. Do what’s right.
(((judge))) says
they want to ethnically replace the population. it's a genocide
Fuck that is a really stupid image but I have been nonstop laughing for like 3 minutes straight.
oi don't be raycist
That's next.
Better ban all rocks actually, just to be safe. They can be dangerous when thrown.
>newly arrived
It's niggers doing the stabbings, they've been here since the 50s.
The new arrivals prefer trucks and homemade explosives for the most part
It's illegal to break down crime statistics by race. Better to ban all cutlery instead. Look at all the poo in loos you have in the UK, they eat with their hands. You can too.
>Don't be cocks
>Box those rocks
I can work with this
Is UK more cucked than Sweden?
y/n?
If only someone would.
It's hard to tell actually. In some ways the UK is more cucked than everyone. In some ways Sweden is far ahead. Here in Canada we have our own form of SJW cancer. It's really hard to place them in proper order.
Not just yet but we're trying our hardest
I'll give UK the prize for most thoroughly ZOGed government, but the swedes are more cucked as a people
that's hard to say, sweden has limited capacity due to its size, so it's hard to say if they'd engage in as much self cucking on a global level as britain.
the british populace on some level knows that shitskins and niggers don't fit in, that's why the left the union, liberals said straight up "if you vote yes for brexit, then you dislike shitskins" and it passed. Britain also has a strong national identity, and for good reason. Unfortunately with the way white history gets revised every 5 years, any pride in that identity will backfire.
So i'd say sweden is more cucked, but britain is catching up, and has a larger capacity for being cucked due to the scale of the collapse.
There is one more element to this though: in order to get to britain, you need to take a boat. Meaning they had to participate in the mass import of shitskins from europe. Sweden is joined by land, they never had a say in the matter to begin with, regardless of the EU.
sharp refers more to the edge than the point though, which is even dumber since stab wounds are much more deadly than cut wounds, especially from the knives used in knife crime in the uk (kitchen knives)
The article says "large pointed knives" he wants the tips blunted
BIG kek
Basically the country is turning into an African war zone because they imported subhumans, so the solution is to ban blades.
Soon they'll have to ban tires and petrol I suppose.
Holy shit is real.
Anyway, is amazing how the UK is now seen by Jow Forums. Last months have been crazy, it part I think is to deflect the "le 56% face" meme from them.
Slicing isn't what kills people.
It's stabbing.
And you can do it with a stick or stone just as readily as steel.
Don't be a cunt.
Make that knife blunt.
We have little tolerance for illegals though (even built a wall in France)
You yanks seem to think its wrong to enforce borders though because "it's raycist"
subhuman brits
please die out already
That judges meat could feed a family for a month.
You have a banter licence to use that sort of cheeky language mate?!
>He said: “A few of the blades carried by youths are so called ‘Rambo knives’ or samurai swords. They though are a very small minority.
>"The reason why these measures have little effect is that the vast majority of knives carried by youths are ordinary kitchen knives. Every kitchen contains lethal knives which are potential murder weapons."
>"Accordingly, it is very easy for any youth who wants to obtain a knife to take it from the kitchen drawer in his home or in the home of one of his friends.”
>As a result - said the judge - the most common knife a youth will take out is eight to ten inches, long and pointed, from his mother's cutlery tray.
>He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?
>“Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an eight-inch or ten-inch knife? Rarely, if at all."
>So, he said: “I would urge all those with any role in relation to knives - manufacturers, shops, the police, local authorities, the government - to consider preventing the sale of long pointed knives, except in rare, defined, circumstances, and replacing such knives with rounded ends.
>"It might even be that the police could organise a programme whereby the owners of kitchen knives, which have been properly and lawfully bought for culinary purposes, could be taken somewhere to be modified, with the points being ground down into rounded ends," he said.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
This sounds like something straight out of a parody made by Jow Forums
i think this week britian has just narrowly passed Sweden.
>guns are the problem
>sharp knives are the problem
>wooden sticks are the problem
>rocks found on the ground are the problem
...but dull knives lead to MORE accidents
UK went full retard
clearly humans are the problem
Yeah he's dumbfuck in many ways, blunt tips would do MORE damage. And yes it's just a tool
Explain? Im retarded and dont know what you mean.
It is finished. A lost empire. Bangers and mash got replaced by chicken tikka masala.
Solution: communism.
Oi, I need to see your license checking license
Also, this.
No offense, but I do really believe your country will eventually ban kitchen knives
See
It's just one judge, it's news because it's so dumb
Used to be a well known fact, but basic shit isn't taught anymore. There's loads of documentation on it, but here's a tiny article explaining why:
home-ec101.com
I tell people all the time just make murder illegal. Then i get a blank stare. We need to get rid rid of the criminals. Blank stare again. White males doing school shootings. You know the rest guns are bad cold dead fingers race war now gas the kikes.
Ah yes, cause at the end of the day there wouldn't be any humans left to do anything since they will all have starved
The first time i dined with immigrants i was impressed with the hands on preparation of the food. Then it came time to eat. As everyone else shoveled the food into their face like prison rats i was looking for a fork that didnt exist. The food wasnt that good.
It only takes 1 dumb judge.
And a very dumb press.
But you have both of those.
Is this what happens when a population is exposed to fluoride for a long period of time?