Alcohol is wrong

There's a reason it's called "spirits". Alcohol literally opens up portals for demons to take over your body. Why is this horrible drug so heavily promoted and advertised?

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Because it's fun and life is shit sober.

No, they're called spirits because you can actually the alcohol evaporating making these wavy swirls in the air.

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I'm trying to quit but it's difficult .

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I think if you only have 1 or 2 drinks that it's fine and even healthy. If you have more than that then its not good at all and you should never get "drunk".

>consuming tiny amounts of poison is healthy
This is called delusion

> demons cause you to relax, have fun, and meet potential mates
> angels cause you to feel guilt, be depressed, and anxious that you will burn in hell

So this religion caught on with the most high IQ races on the planet how?

I usually can't feel any substantial effect until the 3rd unless I shotgun. Sucks being a male with relatively large body mass.

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FUCK YOUR FORCED FAGGOT MEME FAGGOT KYS NOW

it's only wrong if you drink too much of it and act like a fucking idiot. kys faggot

1-2 socially will be fine. Too bad so few drink this way.

You know what else opens portals and causes people to do stuff they can't remember? Sleep. Better stop dping that too.

>I'm trying to quit but it's difficult .
I quit cold turkey a few years ago. 10 days of hell, and months of re-learning how to cope normally....I have never felt better honestly. I honestly enjoy life more, and have felt that today was better then yesterday every day for the past 2 years. Everything has improved around me. I drank a case a day for years just because it was "normal" to do so.

This implies a standard drink has the same effect on everyone.

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every struggling or ex-alcoholic on Jow Forums is always a burger. how do you get so alcoholic? don't you have a life and work that you should at least appear sober at? i love drinking large amounts, but i always balance it with my life, and can go weeks without drinking no problem

Suck my dick sandnigger worshipping faggot

Alcohol is easily the worst bang for your buck when it comes to intoxicants, i'll never get how people can be alcoholics. shit's garbage. you're an idiot though OP. I have to do coke just to stay awake if i'm drinking It's that dull.

>Alcohol literally opens up portals for demons to take over your body.
Not really.

but i dont feel anything unless i have SEVERAL drinks

most medicine becomes a poison at a higher dose.
alcohol is great for you in small doses. we have scientific studies to prove it. humanity evolved alongside alcohol because it's a disinfectant. that's why people used to drink whisky for soar throats, it can literally heal you sometimes. denouncing alcohol completely is just throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

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make your own 95% and charcoal filter it, then come back and say that. shit will blow your mind away.

This

Not if you make your hooch yourself

well it's a poison. It causes cancer. don't drink it.

They are mostly neets, that's why they drink so much. plus media sells this idea that being a drunk is cool even though these dudes never look like the brooding alcoholic protagonist from the movies, they look more like steve bannon with their red nose, blood shot eyes and unhealthy body.

that's what im talking about

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>Jow Forums larp as internet nazis
>are actually a bunch of degenerate alcoholics

Because Capitalism is fucking retarded and childish will allow suicide via alcohol for $$$. Only fucking idiots think that if you hate commies you must love unrestricted, global and absolute free trade. A meme ideology for decedent hedonists.

There is an effect on blood plasma. Example, your ego vaporizes and something else takes the wheel. Most losers enjoy the sensation of being ridden and held lacking responsibility. It why women are the biggest alcoholics of all

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Good on you, also good job not literally dieing during withdrawal.

i'm from tennessee, i've had shine. it's still pretty dull until things start spinning which isn't fun either. maybe i'm allergic to the shit.

Nigga it’s about knowing when to get drunk. So many people think it’s a good idea to get hammered in public. Reserve that shit for at home by yourself when cleaning your house. I literally only drink to drunkenness when I have to do shit I don’t want to do like cleaning. Drinking alone is way better.

>you can actually the alcohol
>the driver was an alcohol

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Drunken people and Children are the only ones who tell the truth.


Felix C

"demons"
more like the little brain within your brain

Everything ever done is wrong, forever. Get over it.

> Alcohol is capitalism's fault
If it's good enough for the gods it's good enough for me. Have you tried LSD? Everyone should experience that perspective of the world they inhabit just once in their life, but don't blame capitalism for something people have done since time immemorial.

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user thats kind of sad

I want to know more...

not all shines are created equal

> Germans
> not complete boozers

come on

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this nigger gets it

Poison? You must be a Injun or some weak liver gook. Did you know alcohol actually saved lives in Europe, ages ago?

Water was so disgusting, riddled with feces and bacteria(especially for commoners) that it was safer to drink alcohol instead.

And after generations of consuming it, people of european descent can process it better (their bodies ) but in the case of Beer ,it has some benefits to the body.

That's fair, i guess i will have to find some stronger shit and test it out.

Great, another prohibition thread. Get off of the computer grandma.

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>he doesn't understand how dosage works

LITERALLY WOW

>he can't even actually the alcohol

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Lol. You’re funny xD

Pedophilia and child sacrifice/abortion rituals seems more disturbing than a drink tbqh

therapeutic dosage curve

getting drunk with friends is like one of the best things in life. who cares if you act like an idiot.
drinking alone is fucking sad my dude
I mean, I do it sometimes, but lets be real.

>Good on you, also good job not literally dieing during withdrawal.
I had my doubts. Seriously. I did not get DTs thankfully. I did have issues with profuse sweating, inability to concentrate or sleep well and shitting fluids. Alcohol is certainly one of the worst drugs for people like me. I did get involved with a 12 step program, which was and still is a HUGE help in coping with some of the facts. One of the big issues was that I drank to cope or drank because I had a good day. There was no middle ground. I still learn that life happens. Life on life's terms is hard enough without booze. I appreciate the small things more because I honestly feel that my life was saved because I did a few simple things....Not drinking today is a big part of it. I also grasp that this is not a problem most people have. Most people don't grasp people like me. It is what it is. "Just drink less" was not at all helpful advice.

its that time of night when i crack open a bear and relax

>I will destroy society for the sensation of pleasure
People like you should be killed for real
LSD is therapeutic, potentially, and this is the exact reason of it being illegal. Namely the pharma industry which can only operate as it does under strict capitalism. Alcohol is not Capitalism's fault, but it's legality and abuse is. The glorification of ecstasy and intoxication far beyond spiritual reasons is not time immemorial, and not all of the Gods are Dionysus, but all humans seem to act like they are.

Temporary earthly pleasure in exchange for an eternity of torment. Repent and serve God.

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this is a good starting point for noobs. better options out there but this is easy and noob friendly.

nah m8 i gotcha. i have anywhere between 3-5 a night, and maybe once a month ill go to 6. wish i could reduce a bit, but ive relapsed after trying to do two drinks a night for a week.

though recently i have done like two dirnks and a melatonin 3mg pill. that pill definitely helped me reduce

> The glorification of ecstasy and intoxication far beyond spiritual reasons is not time immemorial
Yeah it's pretty messed up and I can't disagree with you there.

Keep trying if you want to you will do it bro. Go to a detox and treatment and get some sober time under your belt hit the gym and start getting your life in order it's a good feeling not always waking up craving another drink like it's heroin.

the bible tells us to drink wine. not just in a sacramental way, but medicinally
>Do not still drink water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake, and thy frequent infirmities.

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IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Why am I laughing though someone help

SO DO YOU DOCTOR JONES!

I don't drink, so I don't see how I am "Destroying" society.

You're right about that. I am a recovered drunk who can tell attest that excessive drunkenness does lead down a dark road.

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