PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump welcomes home Josh Holt 5/26/18
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>JCSChair Gen Dunford Commencement Speech @West Point 5/26/18
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>WH Video: Welcome Home Josh Holt! 5/26/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @Naval Academy Grad Ceremony 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
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>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
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>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
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>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
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>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
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>This Week @State 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGA EDITION
MAGA
hahaha there is someone so broke brained over the election they are making a fucking Hillary comic of her time in the woods
based
Why can't transformers be mass produced?
>Killary walking without an assistant and/or a powered exoskeleton
>god doesn't exis--
you drumphkins have no idea whats going on
Gotta get that sweet sweet energon
Who's got the comic where Trump invades California? I know on of you has it.
nope, I never know what's going on, I just wing it
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Not enough Sparks to go around.
If this disaster can jog then I'm a fairy.
>tfw the storm is coming straight for me
At least it will wipe out the fags currently camping on Pensacola beach
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only six grand to find out!
Yep.
You ignorant nigger. It doesn't need to detonate in the atmosphere. Nor even need to be a nuke. Either way it brings up the issue of electrical infrastructure hardening, which is long overdue. Absolutely the kind of thing that would leave us irreparably JUSTed if not started soon, considering how long it takes to make electrical grid components.
When a daddy autobot loves a mommy autobot he puts his drive shaft in her rear end...
Watch out fairy, I've got a bug zapper.
>my depression journal
That can’t be real
How does one become this brainwashed?
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!
EMP is a meme. It will temporarily disrupt wireless networks, that’s all.
Where are our party-mandated gfs?
I hate and love all of you.
You'll be fine.
I actually watched that episode of Ellen. Hillary has no charisma. That's why her public appearances were kept to a minimum during election season.
Because awoos aren't a blatant attempt to derail a thread.
NOT MY PRESIDENT
NOT A COUNTRY
It's a good thing
That pic saddens me. I wish I could save her somehow.
That should be higher
Do you know how electronics work, user?
>that 25-year old boomer who posts dab memes in /ptg/
wtf is that antifu?
>”Stockton is about to award stipends of up to $1,000 a month to residents deemed most likely to shoot somebody. This program is called Advance Peace, and it's modeled after a crime reduction program in the Bay Area city of Richmond.”
>texas using psyops to destroy new york
the south shall rise again
>tfw my sister just gave birth to a boomer
>Throw money at it
Left's solution to everything
Acknowledge them
Going to the store, you guys want anything?
not it but still lel
Yes, one of the few people that do.
A MAGA qt
Does she know about the thirsty bastards here with an obsession over her?
Bring us a burger!
Looks like I'm moving to Stockton. I wonder if that Canadian needs a roommate.
Start backing up your meme folders.
Hardcopy.
>yfw he was inspired by pastaleaf's stockton posts
Didn't he end up being a rapist/murderer earlier this week?
>this is what alt right dumbfucks actually believe
Get with the times, Jack.
This is great on-topic posting that doesn’t derail the thread. Great job janitors!
I'm sure more than one of the resident autists tried messanging her.
I don't get it
>to residents deemed most likely to shoot somebody
the police?
alt-right incels?
or could it be...
where muh boomers at?
tell me about Faraday cages
he's saying he's going to rat out the rest of them
I've been trying to keep up with his tale, but it gets wilder by the copypasta
>"yes I expert"
>can't explain anything
Yes.
shit forgot pic
WE REPARASHUNZ NOW NIGGUH
It wasn't a pasta, but another Stockton news story earlier in the week.
how do you think we stay on page one private user
>Yes.
>modeled after the PROMISE crime reduction program in Florida
Thanks Obama and California!
>trying not to help Hillary
>campaigned for her
we need to gas asians
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I forgot some roma tomatoes for my egg salad sandwiches.
There’s nothing to explain. EMPs don’t do shit. Do you have evidence to back up your assertion that it does?
>”Stockton is about to award stipends of up to $1,000 a month to residents deemed most likely to shoot somebody
Now I know why pasta leaf wants to move there
free money
A current going through shielding needs to come from somewhere, yes? What is providing power to the faraday cages? Are you saying every single element of the electrical grid is completely immune to sudden power surges? Please explain why power ever goes out.
Why is Africa projected to be such a sweltering cesspool of nignogs in the future. What's finally going right with them?
Pack of marb reds and a rock and rye
So Obama let another nation interfere with our election, with full knowledge of such, and allowed it to happen to keep up appearances?
western medicine
>Jow Forums is known for being very serious and strict
We are feeding them and giving them healthcare
same reason huge amounts of bacteria grow in petri dishes