>A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.
>“But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?
>“Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an eight-inch or ten-inch knife? Rarely, if at all."
>"Acknowledging that any blade could cause injury, the judge pointed out “slash wounds are rarely fatal.”
Are these illegal in bongistan?
Soon they're going to bring back lobotomies to stop violence for good.
nice source faggot
even owning an image of one is illegal
DON'T BE A CUNT
MAKE YOUR KNIFE BLUNT
It won't work. If stabbing becomes ineffective then the thugs will figure out how to make slashing effective.
or acid
Stay out of the joint?
Dull that point!
>"Acknowledging that any blade could cause injury, the judge pointed out “slash wounds are rarely fatal.”
So people will just slash other peoples throats instead of stabbing them. Then what?
Had a chef friend who said a dull knife is way more dangerous to the user than a sharp knife.
Dump brit webm files
this makes me angry as fuck
We need david hogg if america doesnt want him anymore
soon to be banned in bongistan: ice picks
The sharpness among the knife community is too damn high! Innit.
So the NHS will have even longer wait times because of all the sutures that need to be done
This is WORSE than 1984. And funnier too.
This looks like a shop
I can tell from some of the pizels and having seen many shops in my time
How else am I going to talk to girls?
a dull knife is sharper because the knife requires more force and is more likely to slip
err more dangerous not sharper obviousl
What about fingernails? You could cause severe injury by scratching someone!
I don't think people use ice picks out of burgeristan.
Reminder that you could make a deadly weapon out of anything if you were so inclined : youtube.com
Britain is such a dystopia, you don't even need to write a novel about it. It's just reality.
>This looks like a shop
If I had a cringe compilation, yep, this would go in it.
don't be totally a fool
bin that rotary tool
>see this webm
>immediatly think of this music going with this joke of a police force.
youtube.com
If bongs can't resist or defeat these faggots they are truly hopeless.
The UK is the most depressing place I've ever read about
shit, i forgotz to renew my toothpic loicense
even in burgeristan i'm in the minority of ice pick users. i freeze ice in a large plastic container and then use the pick to get large chunks of ice. much preferable imo to the dinky cubes from trays
Oim gonna need a weapon sweep on this post STAT
The cut is much wider and harder to clot
Knives don't stab people. Niggers stab people.
You will never solve your violence problem by removing weapons, the problem is the niggers. They will just find other weapons.
You have GOT to be kidding me... jfc...
A dull knife is 100% more dangerous to a chef. More force is needed to chop, slice, dice etc. And if the unfortunate event of a cut happens a dull knife leaves an ugly jagged cut and alot more tissue damage than a sharp chef's knife. We also rely heavily upon the tip of the knife.
>T.chef
dont be a dick, bin that pick!
>If you treat the symptom the disease will be cured!
Muslim intellectuals, everyone.
gonna need a bigger bin
...
>ordered the 61-year-old
why would they refer to a person in that manner? sounds stupid as shit
>sex is basically stabbing a woman repeatedly
>sex is deemed violent and misogynistic
>bin those willies
What if UK kicked out all the niggers to reduce crime?
have you seen british food? those are definitely weapons
They are disarming the public because they are scared of the retribution once the common man connects the dots and realises they gave their country up to islamists and globalists
pure insanity
next they will be kissing each other to "prove they arent gay"
This makes me so fucking angry. Poor bongs
>slash wounds are rarely fatal.
Unless you slash someone under the arm, between their legs or you know, their fucking throat. Who the fuck allowed this idiot judge to be a judge? or is here there due to affirmative action?
can someone tweet this shit at ramsey i want to see what boomer memes he can produce from ti
>dont be silly, bin that willy
That is some seriously weaponized autism.
The crazy part is at the end when you realize that was just one of a bunch of things that guy turned into a knife.
>this looks like a shop
are you drunk or on a phone or both.
that sounds kind if good...
They already do, there's a reason our and your media always uses stabbings as the poster child for knife crime, it looks cleaner and less damaging than 3 foot gashes, after seeing a slashing almost everyone will see guns as preferable
Look up stabbing vs slashing on any news website
how is that even considere relevant cuisine?
SAD.
Already done my friend
lol. This is funny to me because I literally just bought a rotary tool a couple days ago. Neat.
How do the rank and file Bobbies not commit sudoku out of sheer embarassment? Surely none of them think they are actually providing a valuable service to their community, right?
Seriously, how do they do it? They're forced to ignore actual crime in favor of harassing law abiding people that they know won't fight back. It's fucking shameful.
what the fuck. Where is this? What place could have such a thing
neat. there's something very 1600s royalty about that sandwich
>Fishmonger
Never thought I would hear something like that.
would you expect anything less ridiculous?
Remember to archive
Dont be a punk, bin that spunk.
>OI M8 DID U SAI ELLO DU EVERIONE WALKIN'?
after searching to understand what the fuck your talking about, I learned that someone "overdosed" on licorice before, so that's pretty cool.
>Middlesex primary school
Haha.. what do they classify as "anti-social"?
It's like one gigantic Monty Python sketch.
I'm guessing 5 years before all food in the UK must be pre-cut in the store of restaurant (the chef will have to check his registered knife in and out every night)
formerly middlesex, now middlegender
sorry, had to do it
idk, but this is the place we waited years to leave, surely
Everyday I thank God that I'm an ocean away from the Middle East and Africa.
i was mostly just referring to how decadent and unnecessary licorice in sandwich form is. i imagine when it was a "new" treat, old royalty would have done stupid shit like put it on a sandwich.
Why are they stabbing each other so much? I can own a big ass rambo knife here but stabbings are rather rare even though that shouldn't be the case.
I feel fucking sorry for these britbong cops. They know how ridiculous and humiliating their behavior is but are ordered to work like that. It is like an unusual and cruel form of punishment
That'll get you 20. This also triggers the Bongstanian.
lel, i only do that with pickles to remove the stem.
>be blue eyed, blonde white 22 year old guy
>have social anxiety, approaching or speaking to other people is terrifying
>walk down the street trying to avoid any sort of eye contact
>british police detains you for not saying hello to a nigger
>massive sweating, you slowly feel how you start to choke
>officer yells in your face that you are being charged with a hate crime and breaking social laws
>all around people are stopping by to watch the scene
>all the attention is on you
>still can't manage to get a single word out of your mouth
>so officer yells even louder into your ear
>can't respond, paralyzed by fear and self retardation
>'awlright m8ty that's enuff you asked for this'
>bends you over and slams your face against a car
>begins searching you for plastic spoons or pointy cellphone edges
>have a heart attack while he searches you
>die because everything in bongistan is retarded and everyone in it is too cucked to stand up for their rights
in any case, black licorice is in fact raycis
Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?
I don't
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