This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."
A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
Austin Brown
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Kayden Ward
Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.
Anthony Perry
You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Christian Ortiz
What's your point?
Samuel Adams
Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.
Colton Stewart
Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.
Ryder Cook
So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Luis Gomez
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.
Parker Walker
As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.
Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Leo Campbell
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.
Austin Ortiz
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.
Jayden Baker
It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.
He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.
Owen Gutierrez
He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.
Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.
Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.
So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!
Nathan Morales
These always follow the same pattern.
>Blacks/Jews scour the records for someone who isn't 100% pure Bavarian phenotype that had a patent for a particular feature of an invention invented by a European decades prior.
>"Hello my fine Shvar-ehh I mean, fine ebony gentlement! Did you know that this slightly swarthy man invented this item?!"
>AYO HE BLACK! HE BLACK!
>WE INVENTED THE PYRMIDZ N SHIT NIGGUH!
Just pick any one of these out at random and google search.
To my knowledge, the highest invention a black has ever come up with legitimately is the specific way that a Super Soaker squirtgun works, because while not actually inventing the squirtgun, the Super Soaker innovation is actually superior to how most water guns work.
Juan Bailey
Fridge is gone cause it was stolen
Bentley Reyes
I think some black guy just stole all the stuff in the house.
Luis Cruz
fuck off Steven
Liam Cruz
>This thread again
Someone post the debunk macro and let’s move on
Blake Cook
That's what I was suspecting.
Or the mother is hiding a pill/heroin addiction. Would explain why she's selling lawnmowers off and shit.
Landon Lopez
nigger
Samuel Moore
that was good for a laugh
Wyatt Hernandez
LMAO
Ethan Perez
i'm part black and you need me
Lincoln Evans
i used to take pleasure at not caucasion in school.
Alexander Bailey
not ticking*
on forms and the like.
i knew i wasnt white, i just didnt know how not white i was
Cameron Nelson
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
compared to
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_South_African_inventions_and_discoveries
this is only south africa because i couldn't find a north africa invention list. i wonder why...
Ayden Ramirez
The mistake you mad was thinking we hate black people. What we, and black people hate, are niggers. In fact, African Americans might hate niggers more than even Jow Forums
The more you know!
Evan White
Wow a whole thread of pointing to the top end of a bellcurve dominated by Mulattoes; while trying to pretend that the bellcurve doesn't exist.
Benjamin Allen
Now lets do it without white people
Oh shit we cant.
Julian Robinson
adding for boasts
en.wikipedia.org
Adrian King
This is a story of a little boy named *1 high pitched and one long low pitched clicking noise*, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mudda, wat if te wer no wytpipol in ze wold?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "boi szut up! yur 6 sistas and bruddas ar dyin' o AIDS! go an' get te shaman! i wil pre'are the penut budda and familleh dog wile i weit fo yu." The dog raped her and gave her aids, before dying of aids itself.
Jaxson Young
So the life of an average african is similar without white people?
Andrew Murphy
Come on now, the comb has been around since hundreds of years B.C.
Nolan Sanders
>Using a comb
>Not a brush
Fuck off nigger.
Samuel Richardson
Carter Morgan
I can leave my front door unlocked!
Jaxson Lee
>blacks invented this stuff
>with a european education
>in european style countries
>with european style materials
>with european style money
Hmm. Makes you really think. The real difference is most of these "black" inventions are real minor and would have been made by a white around that time somewhere else. A white would have invented things blacks have made but a black never would have invented the things whites made.
Zachary Nelson
It's a thread where OP uses instances whereby black people had patents on certain types of things that already existed to claim that blacks totally invented those things despite other, whiter people having already invented them
What I hate are californian redd*tors like you
Dominic Edwards
Sheeeeiiiittt
Juan Russell
You posted this before, get out
Hudson Green
>comb
Prehistoric, found in most cultures worldwide
>Ironing board
Waste of fucking space, iron on folded cloth on the table
>Dustpan
Who uses these? Use a Dyson
>pencil sharpener
Are you twelve? Use a knife, more manly
>Fountain pen
Biro was white, ballpoints far superior
>Fridge
William Cullen, a Scot, white
>The rest
Can't be arsed, niggers are useless and invented nothing ever except maybe
>mop
A rag on a stick, well fuck me what a fucking genius
Joshua King
Because South Africa is a country and North Africa is a region, dumbass
Isaiah Brown
ignore the fact that if they weren't invented, they would've been invented eventually anyway because inventions come from a necessity from something
Brandon Carter
literally a Flintstones bike