UK gov telling people to file kitchen knives down

>nigger kids kill nigger kids with something
>it's that something that's the problem

Having to share this planet with brainlets is all so tiresome

So glad I lived in Germany in the early 90's and England in the mid 90's. The place has apparently turned to complete shit since. Hopefully Prague and Plzen stay forever Slav.

West/North Europe was a fucking paradise in that time. Sweden in the 90's was heaven on earth....now it is total hell.

>forever Slav
>in the key of rod stewart

How will the brit government enforce it?
There will be people from the government actually forcing themselves into your homes and kitchens, checking if every knoife is sharp or not?
This is fucking mind bending.

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I love this shit. I really fucking hope Ireland invades in the next few years.

>bin that fuckn knife bruvguv whereas keepin ya loicenseinnit you pantyhose drawers in the first story ??

>we're all in this together, bigot
>so hand over your possessions and tax dollars so mohammed can have his 12th kid with his third wife.
>by the way, gillian in accounting said you were staring at her for more than 3 seconds yesterday. You're fired, and the police are on their way.

That's gonna be stuck in my head all night. Thanks, dick.

>I really fucking hope Ireland invades in the next few years.

and they'll win, UK has no army at all, a pub full of pissed off drunk scots would take london in 3 hours.

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They'll just have the TV license guys do it during their inspections

>kitchen knife license and 24/7 surveillance
Enjoy your anti-utopia bongs.

Stay on target you British clucks.

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London chef here.

We still have knives, it really isn't that bad. However they are kept on chains fixed to the wall so they can only be used in the kitchen on the work surface, so nobody could take a knife home to commit a crime with

>some retired judge says something
>UK government

Jow Forums - Fake News

stop talking shit, they are dumb enough to believe it

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Forks are next.

enforce what? The suggestion of this random guy ? Read the article you fucking brainlet

But if I file off my knife points, how am I supposed to brutally stab people? What would even be the point in having knives then? Stupid bong judge.

dont you have people already walking from home to home checking out all the thousands of loicenses for everything?

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I guess it's going to be one of these threads where I point out bullshit and you all reply with meme images and say licence a lot

also this.
at some point, i believe 1-2 years ago, people realised that no matter the nonsense, no matter how fucking retarded the headline is, you can be sure its real if its from the UK.

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Why would you need knives when all you need is Onions?

So you admit you fell for the clickbait because it conformed to your agenda ?

Poles aren't smart, they only have the intellectual capability to read clickbait headlines

You meant Chief Pride pickle puffer?

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>March 2018

This has been around for about 10 years. Got ID'd for Mountain Dew as it has more caffeine over here.

You don't get ID'd for Red Bull though or other drinks. Weird.

What is actually wrong with this?
You don't need a sharpened tip on a knife to cut with it.
This judge speaks some proper sense.
If every knife in Britain has the point ground off it then we might be able to save just a few more lives.

it's worth it.

I think the internet might be melting brains. Not joking

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Haha came to post this. Have another image. They will do anything but actually tackle the real problem of mass immigration

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That doesn’t sound better at all user

Is this satire? I literally can't tell.

>Makes it punishable by law if you don't file your kitchen knives
>Criminals don't really care but instead would beat you to death with that dull knife making it 10 times more painful.
Some part of me says you brits deserved it for siding with ((them)) in ww2 but now it is just depressing,

At what point do we consider that maybe this is all a plan to get people to rise up against London and remove it from the face of the earth?

Its impossible to say these days.
The more retarded the headline, the bigger the chance its real.

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Do yo reay think that ater thosands o years we're st now discovering they don't need the tip

the vitamins classify it as a supplement

This can't be real

no shit

Oh look, another dogshit headline.

The fact is I have sharp knives and I’ve been shooting with my own rifle. These stories are click bait.

Also we’re the only country that voted to leave the EU which makes us by default the most right wing country in Europe. Let’s also not forget America is only 43% white.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night

>knife is "filed down"
>just sharpen it again
what now Sadiq

doesnt really have anything to do with sadiq though does it ?

stfu mohamed

You’re pathetic and I cringed reading that

Bin the sharpener!

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Only the elite get steak in the near future, the rest of the population must eat insect mush.

What can women do for self defense in the UK?

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES
BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS
BAN ASSAULT WORDS
BAN ASSAULT STICKS AND PIPES

Not going out late anymore in the evening. And I'm not joking for some places now.

This is probably less funny than we think.
Remember 1984 by George Orwell? That was set in England. with England's recent trend towards the oppression of free speech and other nob-head manoeuvres, it seems that we are closer to 1984 being a reality than ever before.

Damn, not even pepper sprays?

How can women put up with such sexist self defense laws that heavily favor people with higher upper body strength?

kek

No weapons of any kind. The basic law is that means anything that an officer thinks could be used as a weapon. Not just knives. That's why you see stupid shit with police taking bike wheels and sticks. Even a pen can be seen as a weapon if the police think that's its intended use. All a woman can do against the increase in foreign gangs that walk around at night is, run, scream and hope. Then the government scratches it's head and wonder why there's a sudden shift to the far right in the UK.

Who makes these decisions and why are they allowed to exist?

>there's a sudden shift to the far right in the UK.
AHAHAHAHA you faggots are cheering for the government ordering the deaths of your kids and jailing Tommy without a fair trial then ordering a gag order

Apparently it's illegal to splash pedestrians with a puddle of water while driving too. England is the new Australia, just a fucking meme at this point.

We
> gets arrested for hate speech
are
> elects Muslim mayors of London and Leeds
the
> gets blown up by terrorists
most
> gets their internet use restricted
right
> gets sister raped and the police silence him from speaking out
wing
> judge orders son to die in a ward and uses police to make sure it happens
country
>police arrests him for walking in street with potato peeler
in
> local shop stops serving bacon because it's not halal
Europe
> is arrested, thrown in prison without due process, and has a gag order put on their trial

>But why we do need 8' or 10' kitchen knives with points? Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an 8' or 10' knife? Rarely, if at all,' he said.
he has a point nobody really needs any more than 6 inch knives and there wil be allowances for specialist trades.

that makes a lot of sense. I bet kitchen murder rate is very low in bongolia

I like to get into shouting matches with normies about IIII

Nah, your country is fucked enough that is sounds plausible.

i hope we go full ancap after this

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>How can women put up with such sexist self defense laws that heavily favor people with higher upper body strength?
Any differences between genders is purely a social construct and clearly those who identify as female are superior to their toxic male counterparts, it would be a criminal offence to suggest otherwise

>Ruin the rest of the country
> Hire private police because you're rich

So are they admitting 2/3 of a certain group are the problem...?

the women get jailed for being raped in the UK

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wish I where joking.
Theres more children in British prisons than there are Blacks in American Prisons.

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OI WHERES YOUR SHOPPING LOICENCE!?

Another day in clown land.

classic saville era tactics.
Victim complains of being raped.
They get your Sentence.

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I'd say a good 50% of inmates in the UK are actually the victims of the crime.

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now muslim cock will be the only acceptable food cutting utensil

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Yoooooo lmao

>inb4 their largest news paper prints a high res picture of a cock on the front page.
With an Article about how raping babies cures HIV from a wise african Shaman.

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Good luck to them.

Im suprised any brit can tell time they nornally just count the bongs.

>private prosecutions
oh please my dick can get only so hard

Literally South Africa.

:D

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10/10

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>this post

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