UK gov telling people to file kitchen knives down

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/27/knives-sharp-filing-solution-soaring-violent-crime-judge-says/

hahahahahahaha holy jesus, whats next?

>2020
>knoives are banned alltogether
>ministry of feeding is formed
>government hires people to walk from home to home, spoon-feeding everybody

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Holy fuck, the UK is a parody of itself at this point. Time to move countries white man, you lost.

>all knives are now blunt
>tfw cant cut my steak

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You guys need to 3D print some STEN guns.

>talking about cutting steak
oi mate you got a loicense fo that there voilent language bruv?
I'll call the coppas I will innit.

Is there a limit to this kind of shit or will the brits take it all up the ass until the end of time?
this makes 1984 look like childs play.

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Every day I'm grateful I'm just an immigrant here and can fuck off back to Australia.
Seriously, don't even bother coming here for muh tourism, just go to East Europe, this place is a fucking meme.

Imagine being a butcher or a chef in bong land.

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From my observation a lot of brits are almost proud of the fact they're fucking deluded. As if being racially aware is a lower class thing.
Ironically these same dipshits crap on about being "class aware".