The UK Finds Solution to Soaring Violent Crimes

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Every knife taken off of the streets means a step forward to a safer society.
I don't even need a knife. Most of the vegetables I use I can get pre-diced and chopped in packets and the ones that need it can be run through a food processor until it is as I desire.
NOBODY needs to carry a knife, you rightfully do deserve to go to prison if you are seen carrying one in public.

I got rid of my knives about two years ago due to wanting my house to be knife free
Turns out you don't even need them.
Just buy yourself a decent food processor. Job done. You can also butter things with a soup spoon
I feel alot safer knowing my children are in a home where they are not going to ever end up hurting or stabbing themselves.

I agree. Hammers don't exist or anything. Wtf I'm binning my knives now

i bet you don't carry any condoms either
why have them if you don't need them

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what the FUCK is wrong with the UK

It’s all so tiresome isn’t it.

Its literally one guy making a "suggestion"

>year 2033
>britain has finally banned the posession of any physical object, to prevent crimes

DON'T BE A HATTER
BIN THAT MATTER

>still get killed by rapefugees anyway because they don't obey the law

>tfw chef
STFU dude

> 2020
> last knoife in britain eradicated
> tesco now sells cut pre-buttered toasts
>at last, britain is safe society
> suddenly, man is found with head smashed in by a hammer
> oy, what do you need a hammer for if you arent a mechanic?
> dont be bummer, bin that hammer

>don't be a cunt, make that knoife Blunt.

>tfw they ban steels because they are used to sharpen knifes

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I'm glad cus i was starting to get worried about the UK, state enforced bubble wrap overtop of kevlar will be a reality and thats a good thing. Why aren't UK citizens forced to wear helmets too?

you fucking idiot. this does nothing to solve the underlying cause of why shitcunts in your country and stabbing each other.

if there has ever been an example of head in the sand ive never seen it

Most knife casualties are from stabbings, not fucking naruto reverse edge out slashes
They have no solution to that other than ban all metal knives in favor of party kit plastic ones, and then people will be stabbed with pens.
These idiots are delusional

Niggers and pakis

A guy who has the power to decide someone’s sentence/punishment. Do we really want such idiots in positions of power?

Mate you are making us look like cucks.
We have to deal with the nugget and Arab problem. Their bullshit is where the problems come from. Causes not symptoms.

Muslim penises are too hard, maybe we should cut them off.

Oi cheeky wanker. Why would you want any industry in britain unless you want to create steel for deadly knifes!

Please tell me you're trolling. You can't be for real.

Won't they have to ban whet stones next?

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Actually now that I think about it, why do kitchen knives have pointy tips? I don't remember ever using it for anything.

so many morons or too much fake news

>Every knife taken off of the streets means a step forward to a safer society

You are an embarrassment and I hope you get stabbed with a rounded off blade

No, judges like this should be assassinated, much like the judge who gave Robinson 13 months. You cucks won't do anything about it, though.

Fuck you cunts really deserve the immigrant overrun that is happening..

At least you have a weapon to protect your family, since our cucked countries don't allow us to buy guns.

Good luck using a rounded knife for opening whatever bags, e.g. frozen French fries or any other shit that doesn't have a designated opening point (or the one present fails).

I like the idea of Brits living in a giant Kindergarten, though, with rounded plastic knives, power outlet protectors, rubber-sole socks instead of shoes, no belts or anything else that could potentially be used to harm themselves or others.

i know you are trolling for (You)s but still spoken like a true representative of a dying race
grats

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Genius. And Americans advocating for gun control should just make bullets illegal.

He's right though, nobody really NEEDS a knife. Terrible.

>frozen French fries
Off topic but you should never eat that, user
It's really bad for your health

>these people had an empire just a century ago
Whats going on big guy?

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Can’t tell if bait or if you guys are really this cucked

You never stick your knife in tip first when cutting? What do you imagine would happen when you do that with a blunt tip?

White man's burden, feelings of guilt, Christianity, socialist ideas

He is retired though

It's called a fucking machete

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You don't have to die, friend. Bin that i-tem.

He’s clearly mentally ill. Imagine the bullshit sentences he handed down.

What the fuck is this degeneracy? State-sponsored BLACKED porn? The absolute STATE of the UK.

>"Accordingly, it is very easy for any youth who wants to obtain a knife to take it from the kitchen drawer in his home or in the home of one of his friends.”

>As a result - said the judge - the most common knife a youth will take out is eight to ten inches, long and pointed, from his mother's cutlery tray.

>He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?

>why do we need

This has to be a fucking joke article

>sharpen
back to /ck/ with your weak bait.

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>This has to be a fucking joke article
It's not though, unfortunately.

It's beautiful and tolerant.

>state sponsored
are you implying it's BBC because it's not

Oi mate, ya avin a loicens fo not avin any words?

I agree, this is the best mindset to have. I have recently banned all forms of chocolate from my household in case of my dogs being able to get at them. I have also banned raisins and plums, and don't allow anyone to wear their disease ridden shows into my house. I find this minimises the potential of harm coming to any of my dogs. I'm such a happy chap, now. I can focus on other things like removing bin bags from my home so as to protect my children from suffocating themselves to death.

Explain then.
Why do you NEED a knife?

look at how many (You)s it gets. Clearly bait

The women are married as well.

Has Gordon Ramsey commented on this?

Even better. Jealousy is reactionary.

YA GAWT THAT LOISCENSE M8y

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>tfw spent my no word license money on my tv licenese

Only professionals should have pointed knives. There is really no situation where a civilian would need a tip.
Why does nobody think of the CHILDREN for Christ's sake.

If knives were blunt or rounded at the tip they would wound and not be so deadly. This is a great idea. Slashing weapons are less effective killers than piercing weapons. Ban pointy things. And save lives.

>points get filed off
>criminals file them back on
great job "judge"

>youth
Awesome how this became a synonym for nigger

People could just shank you with something else.

You bongs are such fucking PUSSIES! I can’t believe any European nation would allow such nonsensical bullshit to go on for so long. Next year you’ll be living in plastic bubbles at this rate. You fucking KEKS make me SICK. Fucking kill your fucking selves.

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What about chavs? They're "youth", too.

AVOID THE JOINT, BIN THAT POINT!

>File down the ends of sharp knives
>Stabbings decrease
>Slashing, hacking, gouging and clubbing crimes increase

My retarded Government is far too concerned with attacking symptoms of problems.

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Like a screwdriver. And you can't ban those as they're an essential construction tool. Time for the cucked UK government to tackle the cause, and not the symptoms.

Don't be a prick, bin that tip

Exactly, it would be like banning chemical beakers to reduce acid attacks

Masterful

Shut the fuck up your part of the fucking problem you cuck

Exquisite

You can change all uk screws to m10hex
Cant stab someone with a 1/2 inch wide driver

Ban assault knive repointyeners.

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>Year 2030
>"Hands are considered a danger in modern society after solving the problem of guns, knives, hammers, sharp objects, blunt objects and suffocating material. We have found a new problem. People's hand are killing in record numbers passing even Brazilian homicides. After several approval all adults past the age 18 will have their hands taken away by the government to prevent further life lots. Long live the queen"

You can't get a screw driver without a level 1* machining permit in the UK, so screwdriver stabbings are a non issue there.
* for higher levels you need a profound background check and be a registered professional, elsewhere just anybody could make knives or even guns with supplies from hardware stores.

Kek. Atleast with no hands, handcuffs will become almost useless. So that way the Muslim rape gangs can continue unchallenged.

powerful

UK is secretly a Utopia under a radiation-absorbing dome that they printed satellite imagery on. They just don't want any expats. There's a wordfilter firewall that turns any positive online comments coming out of Britain into negative ones.

That's the only thing that makes sense at this point.

If only ONE life can be saved it was worth it.

You don't know how knives are used by professional people like butchers or chefs. Every kitchen knife or butcher knife is the shape it is for a particular job. They could restrict and I.D. laser etch them like in North Korea.

this here is the intended audience for brainlet clickbait like this

but what if it's white?
Yemenis have a right to carry daggers after all, i wouldn't want to restrict their freedom

This has been done in Italy at the start of the 20th century.

Google rasolino and you'll see modern examples of them. Happened during the vendetta craze in Sicily. So they started to carry straight razors and more heavy duty rasolinos.

Like a reverse Trolley Problem!

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>sharp knives are the reason for knife crime

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ADDRESS NIGGERS AND MUSLIMS ARE THE PROBLEM.

Do you think we'll ever reach a point where they finally admit the problem isnt random guns discharging or knives falling from peoples hands into the gut of another person and its that blacks and muslims are just violent people?

I would legitimately rather live in Mexico than the UK.

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As long as you don't interfere with Cartel business Mexico is pretty comfy, if you like heat and dry weather.
Being rich in a poor country has it's benefits.