/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NICE! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes home Josh Holt 5/26/18
youtu.be/wL5nwiuXvwA
>JCSChair Gen Dunford Commencement Speech @West Point 5/26/18
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>WH Video: Welcome Home Josh Holt! 5/26/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @Naval Academy Grad Ceremony 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
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>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
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>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
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>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
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>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
youtu.be/jidqwUIYSwQ
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
youtu.be/zfHRTxp1S0w
>This Week @State 5/25/18
youtu.be/apGLbo7RvUE
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump Pardons Former HWBox Champ Jack Johnson 5/24/18
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>Pres Trump signs S2155 into law (antiDudFrank) 5/24/18
youtu.be/qMC9kuZEJ04
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NORAD/USNORTHCOM CoC 5/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602519/

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MAGA!

1st for fuck weebshit

awoo!

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What's going on in Italy? What are the pastaniggers doing?

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That's gonna ruffle some bluecheck feathers.

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Morning lads

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George Lucas must be rolling around in his Mikey Mouse grave..

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>polska wants to pay for a permanent american base
stay safe polish people

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i have no mouth and i must awoo

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/ptg/ is cancer
Make
America
Gangrenous
Again

Reminder to hide, sage, and report /ptg/

Make ye a sword of meeeee!!!!

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BLUMPF
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WWII vets and the military do NOT support you, orange Hitler.

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>$83 million opening for new SJWars
Unironically rookie numbers. Disney is riding this one straight into the ground.

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Only 3 more days till John McCain can die without triggering a special election.
They must be spooked about Merkel's reich building an army up, or Russia chimping out in the future.

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Q predicted this.

I heard amongst one of my black peers yesterday the hes noticing more black men siding with Trump. I didn't have the heart to tell him I was one of them, but if he can see a shift in the community, does this mean a Dems are close to finished? What I've been doing is planting seeds in the ears of other black around me of things Trump is for. It's amazing how much they agree but then fling right back into the CNN/MS13NBC mindset.

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NEW

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>Star Wars Fatigue
THERE WOULD BE NO FATIGUE IF YOU WOULD MAKE THE FILMS THE FANS WANT TO SEE INSTEAD OF PANDERING TO FEMINISTS YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS

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If R's take even a portion of the black vote then the D's are finished

>he dies a day early
>sources claim he made a thumbs down as his final gesture before passing away

Imagine if today, Memorial Day, shit hit the fan.

polska being torn apart AGAIN will end europe for reals

wft I love the blunder that was vietnam now

Their president won't seat an 81 year old man as the finical minister due to his Euroskepticism because muh markets, and now the right wing parties are demanding impeachment.

>get busted selling at a crack house
>sentenced to 35 years
>in prison you find God
>turn life around
>get released after 20 years due to being a good prisoner
>start new life
>have held a steady job since being released
>volunteers every weekend to fulfill community service
>reconnected with family
>find love and in a serious relationship
>years later a court rules that release was a mistake
>get sent back for another 10 years

Pretty fucked up story 2bh. Good case for Trump to commute the remainder of his sentence.

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inb4 McBrain mysteriously found 4 days from now dead and decomposing for the last month, but it doesn't count

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GANBATTE EBOLA-CHAN

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It's funny how Trump has partially eliminated the stigma and discrimination around hiring felons (in many cases black men) simply by increasing the demand for labour.

>trump is trying to subvert the constitution!
>same crowd that wants the 2nd amendment removed
Can the left stop accusing others are doing shit that they themselves are doing?

NO WAY!
I'm glad my grandpa a WWII vet and would be 101 didn't live to see how fucked up these people are he's probably be trying to make a time machine so he could go back and smack himself and fight for Hitler.

>peace on the Korean peninsula
>jobs for blacks, Hispanics and women
>a new embassy for Israel
Even if you don't get a wall, this is enough. Based Trump.

What a maverick move.
Now who's going to do it? Some army of German bugman supplemented by muslims, or some tired army of miserable Russians dying from Krokodil?

I came back baby

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>Even if you don't get a wall, this is enough.
no

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Ib4 Western medicine is sent to the Congo.

anyone explain this boomer stuff?

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They can't, in their world they're patriots because they want to fundamentally change everything about the country and destroy all norms and traditions. Just like the founding fathers intended.

Gonna go nn now frens. Happy Memorial Day.

NEW OP NEEDED!
>NEW OP NEEDED!

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It would help if you visited Reddit once in a while to witness their genius

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Maybe don't sell crack, desu.

you underestimate the autistic bloodlust of both germans and russians
they'll always find a way to tear poland a new asshole, as the jews profit moar

We'd get the wall if we had a senate that wasn't garbage. Reminder that the House passed Kate's Law yet there is nothing on the senate's front.

have you ever read this book?
a friend of mine recomended it for me

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>mexican wants a wall

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Snopes

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>35 years for selling crack
legalize all drugs now.

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I’m a huge fan and refuse to see this visual AIDS/over money grab...I will see Boba Fett though...

>Trump administration policy
Is it, or they lying again?

Oh damn. What a boss.

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I love the drugged eyes of the Hilldawg. Makes me smile every time, knowing that cunt is miserable.
Based on how she looks now, she would have died within two months of taking office.

DRUMPF BTFO BY BASED CBC

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If he found God in prison he would have accepted his mistakes & will accept another 10 years of repaying for his sins

>fact checkers

Please happen.

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It was recommended to me years ago, too. Like most thingd, I put it off and forgot about it.

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>mexican wants a wall
Border flows both ways, a wall could stop the guns and cash coming in (hopefully).

You do know how neglected the German military is right?

>how do you do, fellow blacks?
There's no objective reason why anybody who isn't a literal illegal should be against Trump, but there's years of media conditioning to overcome. Anyone who even questions why blacks have to vote Dem eventually starts to realize that they don't and they've been played for decades. That's a hard pill to swallow, but the more people that just stand up and say "I'm gonna think for myself", the easier it is for everyone else to say what they really believe and not just what they're told to believe.

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MOTHERFUCKER NO ONE WHO DIED IN ANY WARS FOR THIS COUNTRY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ABOUT BLACKS OR HISPANICS BEYOND THE FACT THAT THEYRE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND RUINING OUR COUNTRY. GTFO W THIS SHIT. WE HATE NIGGERS AND SPICS- THATS WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR OUT OF YOU

NEW BAKER NEEDED!
>NEW BAKER NEEDED!

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Drumpf

Having mercy is another quality a lot of us need. If he commits crimes again after being out, then he'll just go back in. It's dumb because Obama commuted some really bad drug dealers and they recommitted felonies with in months of getting out.

If he's a bad man, he'll be back in there sooner or later.

>run people over in charlottesville.
really crashes my police helicopter.

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>Selling Crack
>A Sin
Jesus turned water into Wine for everyone, but crack is the drug he doesn't like? Jesus was a wino.

keep drinking that thernovitch cooler. MR PRETHIDENT, PARDON THIS BASETH BACKTH MENTH!

35 for selling crack in itself is a heavy handed sentence but 35 for selling at a crackhouse in the nineties is what he deserved.
Crack cocaine decimated not only a whole generation of black youth but killed every progress blacks did since the end of slavery. Crack was for blacks back then what opioids is for whites today.
I say: when he restore every family he destroyed back when he was selling he's redeemed. Before that he serves the time he got.

>BTFO
Russiagate, mystery professor Joseph Mifsud speaks out: "Dirt on Hillary Clinton? Nonsense"
Repubblica ^ | 01 November 2017 | PAOLO G. BRERA
Posted on 5/27/2018, 10:16:02 PM by Meet the New Boss
Mr. Mifsud is said to have given to the aide [Papadopolous] “dirty information” on Mrs. Clinton collected by the Russian.
> “This is nonsense”, Mifsud comments, “friendship is friendship but Papadopoulos doesn’t tell the truth. The only thing I did was to facilitate contacts...
“I am a member of the European Council on Foreign relations”, he adds, “and you know which is the only foundation I am member of?
>The Clinton Foundation and Between you and me, my thinking is left-leaning...
Ok. But what about the emails stolen from Mrs. Clinton? “The dirty job” offered to Papadopoulos?
> “I don’t know and I strongly deny any discussion of mine about secrets concerning Hillary Clinton and I swear it on my daughter.
I don’t know anyone belonging to the Russian government: the only Russian I know is Ivan Timofeev...Later, Mifsud arrived in Moscow for a meeting..."I talked about this topic also with Russian Foreign Ministry Sergej Lavrov, when the European Union elected a new president of the European Commission.
>I am not a secret agent. I never got any money from the Russians and my conscience is clear.
Great. Then, though, he introduced to Timofeev "Putin's niece" that actually wasn't his real niece. "She's just a student, a very good-looking one. As many other students, I introduced her at the London Center: Papadopoulos was in, and I learned about his interest in her, very different from an academic one. He offered her to go with him to America... I have already talked about it with the Fbi, when the State Department invited me to a conference in Capitol Hill".repubblica.it/esteri/2017/11/01/news/russiagate_mystery_professor_joseph_mifsud_speaks_out_dirt_on_hillary_clinton_nonsense_-179948962/?refresh_ce

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>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001103028626345984
NEW!

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Trump will never or commute drug sentences. He would order their execution if he could.

DEMOCRATS HAVE DECIDED TO BOIL TRUMP’S MANY SCANDALS — AND HIS PARTY’S REACTIONARY POLICIES — DOWN INTO A SINGLE, OVERARCHING NARRATIVE OF CORRUPTION
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- In 2018, Democrats are confronted with a challenge that few opposition parties have ever had to overcome: The administration they are running against has too many scandals (for their political opponents’ own good).

- To the extent that party messaging matters at all in midterm elections (which are largely determined by differential turnout patterns shaped by “fundamentals”), a single, unifying narrative is more likely to connect with the electorate than a fusillade of discrete ideas

- In 2016, the simplicity of the case against Hillary Clinton’s judgement (emails!) helped it register in the public consciousness to a degree that no single one of Donald Trump’s many scandals (his fraudulent university, abuse of contractors, alleged assaulting to women, mockery of the disabled, disrespect of prisoners of war, etc, etc.) ever did.

Over his first 17 months in the White House, Trump has generated novel outrages at a nigh-exponential rate.
- The investigation into his campaign’s ties to Russian intelligence alone has produced a wide variety of distinct scandals and meta-scandals (i.e., the president’s repeated efforts to turn federal law enforcement into his private goon squad).
- His (alleged) decade-old dalliance with a porn star has divided and multiplied into separate campaign-finance, pay-to-play, and potential money-laundering scandals.
- Virtually every person Trump has appointed to Cabinet-level office has committed at least one major ethics offense.
- And then, there are the myriad instances in which the interaction between Trump business interests and his administration’s foreign policy have given the appearance of venality on a world-historic scale.

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Good morning. I wonder if Costanza knows he's a meme.

>uses mossad agents
>our country is doing nice
fucking cuckservatives

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>what is the free market
>what is personal freedom
he didn't force anybody to buy crack, you dumb nigger. people have a right to fuck up their own bodies however they choose.

- For Democrats, the problem here isn’t just that the variety and volume of scandals prevents the media from conveying a single, simple story of Trump’s malfeasance; the problem is that none of the president’s extraordinary misdeeds are quite as big an electoral liability for the GOP as the party’s (thoroughly ordinary) devotion to the unpopular policy preferences of its plutocratic donors.
- The Democrats’ best pitch to swing voters isn’t that the president’s personal ethics are suspect. Trump conceded that point early in his campaign. Rather, their strongest argument is that he and his party aren’t actually “greedy, greedy, greedy for the United States” — or the “forgotten man and woman” — but only for their wealthy and well-connected paymasters.

This is the woman who went on CNN and said

>I'm not going to do what you order me to do BLURNK, what are you going to do, fire me?
>fired 15 minutes later
Yeah?

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>Jesus turned water into Wine for everyone
He did so at the request of his mother, keeping the commandments and fulfilling another prophecy. Of course you'd have to actually know wtf you were talking about instead of just talking out of your ass

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- Happily, Democrats may have found a way to solve their conundrum: As New York’s Jonathan Chait recommended, Team Blue has decided to boil Trump’s many scandals — and his party’s reactionary policies — down into a single, overarching narrative of corruption.

- On Monday, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi unveiled the latest plank in their party’s “Better Deal” platform — a series of anti-corruption proposals aimed at “returning to a government of, for, and by the people.” In their summary of the agenda, the Democrats waste little time in drawing a line between the Republican agenda on the culture of corruption at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

- President Trump promised to fight for the forgotten American, yet Republican-controlled Washington continues business as usual, rewarding the wealthy, privileged and well-connected at the expense of middle class and working families. Look no further than Congressional Republicans’ and President Trump’s agenda: billions in tax cuts for the rich, massive giveaways to special interests and the full-frontal corporate assault on workers’ rights and consumers’ protections. All the while, Americans watch with increasing alarm the efforts to limit access to the ballot box, put rich donors first and degrade the integrity of our election system by forces both foreign and domestic.

>“President Trump, when it comes to draining the swamp, has been a complete and utter disaster,” Schumer said at a press conference on the Capitol steps Monday afternoon.“The swamp has never been more foul and more fetid than it is under this president.”

>Corruption
this won't backfire in any way. NEVER!

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>dems have finally come up woth their 2018 platform
>fuck blumpf strategy #37

Its going down boys

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The Democrats’ anti-corruption agenda is threefold,
- comprising proposals aimed at increasing the voice of ordinary voters in their government;
- bolstering ethics laws;
- and reforming campaign finance.

Many of the actual policies under these headings are progressive boilerplate
- a constitutional amendment nullifying the Supreme Court’s ruling in Citizens United,
- ending partisan gerrymandering
- all government officials — including the president — should comply with a stringent set of ethical guidelines that ensure they are free from all conflicts of interest
- The party’s voting-rights platform does include an endorsement of automatic voter registration, a reform that the party didn’t adopt on the state level until recently, and which has significant potential to increase the influence of poor, young, and nonwhite voters over their political system.

Ultimately though, the Better Deal agenda is more of a political project than a governing document.
- As such, its fine details matter less than the broader story that it aims to tell.

And in collapsing Trump’s scandals and the GOP agenda into a single narrative about Republicans standing for elite special interests
— and Democrats standing for ordinary Americans
— the party has found a strong (and simple) campaign message.

AND IT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE ONE WITH A TRACK RECORD OF SUCCESS: DEMOCRATS RAN ON AN ANTI-CORRUPTION THEME BEFORE ITS LAST MIDTERM WAVE IN 2006; ON ELECTION DAY THAT YEAR, EXIT POLLS FOUND UPWARD OF 70 PERCENT OF VOTERS SAYING THAT A CONCERN ABOUT CORRUPTION INFLUENCED THEIR DECISION IN THE BALLOT BOX.

Niggers and faggots think WWII vets like my Grandpa wouldn't slap the absolute shit out of them if they were still alive. Even worse, they think they'd vote for Hillary.

Thread is slow so i will pick it up then. Thanks for baking.

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Democrats are useless and will keep failing.
Murica is now forever a country of cuckservative globalists slaves.

Thank you lad. God bless.

don't you have to be -not corrupt- to run a platform of anti-corruption though?

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Boomer Adams weighs in

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Oh wow, no way dems spend 2 years floundering and mired in corruption themselves, then sober up just long enough to see they need a "message" and "platform" for the midterms, so triple down as antiTrump

Lulz...Trump just signed an executive order to facilitate firing of government workers...this reasoning is the same as democrats blaming Trump for high gas prices....won’t work..

They vote for her now, what's the difference?

where do you think i found the link krautstain

You can't be a liberal without being a hypocrite.