Oi mate! Oim with er majesties leece depatment..
Yew gotta loicense fah those dangerous nails?
Not very safe fah ya chldren with nails that sharp! Yew cheeky wanka!
British police to consider ban of sharp finger nails
Alexander Ortiz
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Owen Reyes
Think what these island criminals have done to the world.
Zachary Johnson
>be britbong
>havin tea and crumpets with me mum
>turn on the telly
>huh another bombing and public beheading
>atleastImnotracist.jpg
>have knockle on the door
>see a bobbie with his billy club stick tipping his hat
>"oi mate,I have to ask for your porn permission,just the usual check up"
>grab my wallet
>realize I gave my card to the muslims down the street as jizya
>"oi mate is that a telly? I also need a permit for that"
>pull out my TV license
>"oi mate do you have a permit for this loicese"
>turn around
>me mum having jolly fun with six pakis
>mfw
>I'm a britbong
Chase Brooks
also a classic
Adam Perry
Oh know right. They created the single greatest concentration of shit posters the world has ever seen, the first day criminal brits set foot on Abos land.
And let's not forget the American colonies, birthplace of McDonalds, the ultimate in dining cuisine culture.
Jason Young
Jason Ramirez
the mad man
Asher Garcia
Fucking nigger
Aaron Cox
YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGER THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THEIR GET
Joseph Peterson
NO THIS ISNT YOUR GET
Jackson Bell
checked you based snapposter
William Robinson
FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT THIS IS PEPELE'S GET
Jace Sanchez
NO EVERYONE STOP CHECKING HIM PLEASE THIS GET BELONGS TO PELEPE. PLEASE REPLY TO ME AND SAY "CHECKED! BASED PELEPE! WE LOVE YOU AND NOT SHREAK!"
Joseph Hill
it's almost as if british police REALLY don't want girls to defend themselves from gangs
Luis Moore
FUCKING FAGGOT YOU DIDNT EARN THE FUCKING THING AT ALL YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING CUNT
Adrian King
FUCKING CUNT WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING MEME YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
Owen Cox
STUPID ASS FUCKING BITCH YOU ARENT SHIT
Robert Brooks
BASED
AS FUCK
I FEEL HONORED BEING REPLIED TO BY THOSE QUADS
THANK YOU
Henry Brooks
AHAHAHA YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHREK MEME WILL NEVER BE AS CUTE AS PELEPE AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOT YOU STOLE HER GET WITH A FUCKING GET GENERATOR YOU KNOW IT WAS HERS FAIR AND SQUARE
Joseph Barnes
Oi mate, you got a loicense for checking my loicense?
Dylan Roberts
YOU ARE NOTHING YOU FUCKING CUNT
Angel Jackson
FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
Nolan Ramirez
Jordan Myers
Gets me everytime
Jack Brown
YOU SEE THOSE NUMBERS? THOSE ARE PELEPE'S NUMBERS
Jordan Gonzalez
REPLACE THE NUMBERS IN MY POST WITH YOUR NUMBERS, CUZ THATS THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
Asher Bell
DUMB AS FUCKING CUNT, RELINQUISH YOUR DIGITS BECAUSE YOU CHEATED YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THEM FAIR AND SQUARE FOR PELEPE
Luis Nguyen
STUPID FUCKING CUNT, YOU ARE NOTHING!
Camden Gray
YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT PEPELE AND PELEPE
Dylan Ross
AND THEIR MOM
Brody Gray
go back to your containment general
fucking cringy generautists
/xg/s were a mistake
Jose Taylor
why is one of those volcano faggots outside their containment general
jesus christ they are pure cancer
FUCK OFF VOLCANOES FAGGOTS
Nathan Sanchez
THEIR SWEET KIND AND BEAUTIFUL MOM
David Roberts
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU WILL NEVER SUCK PELE'S TITTIES
Wyatt Hughes
all generals should be fucking banned and anyone who posted in it
Gavin Hughes
Put me on the screencap!
Anthony Roberts
YOU KNOW WHY SHE'LL NEVER LET YOU SUCK?
Ethan Perry
CUZ YOU'RE A CHEATING NIGGER, FUCKING NIGGER
Brayden Mitchell
THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER
Evan Price
take ur meds
Evan Campbell
agree 100%
Justin Rodriguez
ALL FUCKING SHREKFAGS
Matthew Clark
You’re bot is broken ya fucking JIDF kikes
David Moore
MUST FUCKING HANG
Leo Cox
Is this autistic faggot going to keep spamming until he gets 8888?
Ain't gonna happen
Ian James
Did somebody say island criminals?
Cooper Lee
STUPID FUCKING CUNT LOOK AT YOU
Adam Price
LOOK AT YOU, YOU ARE FUCKING NOTHING
Parker Lopez
Brody Edwards
KILL YOURSELF
Wyatt Ramirez
failure
Joshua Howard
awoo faggots need to hang
Dominic Flores
BABY ASS FUCKING GET STEALING CUNT BITCH
Adam Watson
STUPID FUCKING GET STEALING CHEATING NIGGER I FUCK YOUR MOTHER FOR BREAKFAST
Bentley Wright
put me in the r/Jow Forums screencap pretty please
Daniel Foster
yeah
oh a /tg/ faggot too
niiiiceee
general faggos are truly a bigger fucking tumor than newfags
Nathaniel Hill
EAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE
Blake Evans
STUPID NIGGER
Liam Cruz
surely the volcano will blow any day now, I saw it in my vision!
Adrian Murphy
>being this fucking butthurt
Jacob Lee
what the fuck is this sperg even trying to do?
Nicholas Ortiz
reminder report every post the volcano faggot makes
Cameron Wood
YOU USED A GET STEALING MACHINE
HEY EVERYONE IF I GET DUHBS PLEASE PRETEND I GOT HIS GET!
SEE PLEASE CHECK THEM! ROLLED. IN YOUR FACE OP YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER AND NOW I STOLE YOUR GET YOU BITCH ASS FUCKING BITCHY BITCH
Caleb Gomez
Jordan Watson
I've never seen this level of autism.
Jordan Johnson
trying to have a get for his shitty general and then circle jerk around it
Liam Jenkins
HEY EVERYONE I DIDNT GET THE DUHBS BUT THAT SHOWS I AM HONEST AND I DIDNT USE A FUCKING GET STEALING MACHINE LIKE THIS BIG FUCKING
FUCKING
NIGGER!
HE'S A NIGGER YES HE'S A NIGGER
Benjamin Wilson
REMEMBER GUYS I ROLLED THE GET IN PELEPE AND PEPELE'S NAME FAIR AND SQUARE AND HONESTY HAS MORE HEART THAN STEALING
Jordan Long
>WALKS UP TO THE PODIUM
Wyatt Ortiz
yeah, but holy shit. this makes /the_ptg/ look fucking calm and reasoning.
Josiah Stewart
*SNAP*
YEP. I am a messenger from [s4s] and i claim my quad wheeler!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Nguyen
>SAYS THE SPEECH ABOUT HONESTY TO THE CROWD (YOU GUYS) AND INSPIRES YOU
Ethan Nguyen
Hello everyone.
Due to a scheduling error in the Earths rotation, as you can already see, summer will be starting immediately.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
-Management
Nolan Edwards
>GETS A STANDING OVATION
Carson Scott
>Digits
Ian Torres
god fucking damit
2015 was a fucking mistake
glad we have filters
Noah Diaz
TBQF, carpentry nails are tad too sharp for safety's sake. Have you bongs considered wooden pegs and rubber mallets? Surely, something must be done.
Isaiah Cox
how though?
aren't nail clippers a banned weapon?
Matthew Phillips
>GETS TALKED TO BY THE GRAND MASTER GET MASTER
>"SON, IT TAKES A GENIUS TO BUILD A MACHINE TO STEAL GETS LIKE A DISHONEST FUCKING NIGGER....BUT IT TAKES A GUY THATS NOT A BIG FUCKING NIGGER TO NOT EVER BUILD SOME FUCKING NIGGER STEALING GET MACHINE AND BE AN HONEST TO GOD MAN....HERE....*SNATCHES IT AWAY FROM THE GET THIEF*.....YOU EARNED THIS.....
Hunter Smith
Shit, he's onto us..
Oliver Turner
this thread has been sold in order to prevent volcanofags from violating the NAP
Evan James
>APPLAUSE FROM EVERYONE IN THE STANDS BECOMES EVEN GREATER, AND I TEAR UP ON STAGE WITH PELEPE AND PEPELE AS I RAISE MY ARM IN THE AIR WITH THE GET IN THEIR NAME..
>THE......END......
Leo Sanders
Tyler Flores
>OUTSHINED BY SOUNDGARDEN STARTS PLAYING IN THE END CREDITS
Jordan Gutierrez
Cameron Walker
>my shitpost thread gets ignored and this one gets over 80 posts
I hate you Jow Forums
Evan Clark
nigga more than half of these replies is from the same retarded volcanofag
William Cook
Nathaniel Sullivan
I just noticed my bad
William Powell
And the rest of this forced meme...
Gavin Barnes
>POST CREDITS SCENE OF STUPID FUCKING SHREKFAG GETTING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB AS HIS 2 YEAR OLD BABY IS FLAWED WITH A WHIP WITH HIS POOR BABY FLESH HANGING ON THE SIDES OR ALL OVER STUPID FUCKING NIGGER FATHER'S CARPET WHICH WAS PASSED DOWN TO HIM FROM HIS FOREFATHERS AND NOW IS FUCKING RUINED ALL BECAUSE OF ME, PELEPE/PEPELE LOVER GUY WHO FUCKS PELEPE AND PEPELE'S BRAINS OUT REALLY FUCKING HARD AT HOME AND RIGHT BEFORE I CUM I DRIVE TO THE GUY'S HOUSE AND CUM ON HIS BACK AND THEN I DRIVE BACK TO MY HOUSE AND REPEAT THE PROCESS OVER AGAIN UNTIL THE SEQUEL COMES OUT WHICH IS JUST ME SHITTING ON SHREKFAGS FUCK UGLY GREEN FACE
Zachary Ortiz
Samuel Torres
*autist
Daniel Gutierrez
>i have autism
Chase Flores
>newfags complaining about classic Jow Forums stuff
Joseph Ortiz
>autist is sperging out
>people complain
>memeflag appears
>ha u newfegs
KYS
Lucas Mitchell
>be british
>bans sharp cheese
Jason Jackson
Isaac Peterson
I'm hung over, been up all night and after seeing that knife thread I actually clicked on this thread just totally expecting the OP to be real.
The fucking state of the state.
Sebastian Ramirez
Ban thumbs. If you do that, you can't stab, shoot, choke, grab etc and it will be a perfect society. Think about it. Most jobs are on the computer nowadays and that doesn't even require thumbs.