Can America Be Saved?

I know all you far fucks are chowing down on dead soilder day.

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I support this only because it is Golden Corral. Their food is terrible. How, other than being a fattie, he ate >50 pounds of it is a mystery.

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Does this sound like a man who had ALL he could eat?

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is this one of those walmart people i keep hearing about? idk sense i haven't been to one in years

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story proven to be fake

no way someone can take down 50lbs. the pros struggle with 10lbs.

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>Springfield

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>your taxes are being spent on health care for this thing

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>50 pounds of food

What the fuck

FUCK YEAH

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>man sues all you can eat restaurant after getting kicked out
>Springfield
Come on man, try harder.

>literally thrown out

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The thumbnail for that gay gif looked like one of those wacky inflatable flailing arm guys so I clicked it and watched it.

Really fucking gay. Just from that one act alone he probably did permanent damage to his anus. Just absolutely disgusting.

Please don't post that on Jow Forums ever again

>wheeled out slowly

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Golden Coral could easily defend themselves with the fact that their offer is only for an "all you can eat" that isn't potentially fatal. Just like how bars aren't even allowed to serve more alcohol to someone who clear is alreayd drunk. Because if they die, it's the fault of the ones who kept serving them even thought it's obvious it's only a few servings away from being lethal. That being said, I think we should just stuff all these disgusting fatties until they burst open. How the fuck can you let yourself go like that? I'm a lazy fat fuck that loves to eat, but I'm a tiny stickfigure compared to this human blob. Just give him an IV of pure cornsyrup and watch him die. Sucker would not even resist if you gave him a tub of butter to eat at the same time.

Man spends life eating food
Ends up as food

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As a veteran I could get a free meal but I never do.

Golden corral is trash food everybody dipping their hands in it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield,_Massachusetts

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Kek I really hope he gets his 2mil

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no

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America - land of the stupid.

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You did well user

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why did you enlist then??

there is no way he was "thrown out"

Fake as can be.

Snopes:
snopes.com/fact-check/man-kicked-buffet-sues/

haha you surely liked it faggot

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No way that guy ate 50 lbs. of food.

>we still don't euthanize fatties
>we still don't kick them out of our healthcare system
Disgusting subhumans.

>lives on welfare
>ingested between 50 to 70 lbs food
>thrown out

must have been some strong workers to throw that land monster

dumb frogposter

Dude, he was there 7 hours

Fake and gay.

This. The case is baseless at first sight. No-one could carry that burden of proof.

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"thrown" out

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GOLDEN CORRAL MUST PAY

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rolled out more likely

>literally thrown out by employees

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Thank God I love working out and eating healthy

Sorry pierre, only healthy thyroid glands here in the U.S. of A.
The average american does not suffer from goiters because we iodize our salt.
That man is dead.

The average french woman pictured to my left...ooof, her thyroid gland is not looking so good pierre.

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>had the opportunity to say that "he was corralled out the front door by employees"
>didn't take it

To gobble kosher cock of course.

>51-year-old man who lives on welfare

I was young and I bought the you can blow shit up meme. I always wanted to be a soldier when I was a kid. Today knowing what I know now I wouldn't recommend it. I deployed three times and it wasn't those places that scared me it was what the army was becoming.

I wish this country had a weight/size limit.

lol keks. Ive seen someone be thrown out of OCB cause they were super fat going on food rampage

youtube.com/watch?v=E4vGRw4YdWc

>bake the cake and let me eat it
Freedom of asociation is fucking dead

America can be saved, we can not.

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The thyroid problem is only in one small region of France though (hence why they recommended them to eat more fishs) and it's about geography problem not eating too much shit.

Anti freedom though.

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O SAY CAN YOU SHART

How is he still alive? Aren't there limitations on how much blood a human heart can pump through an elephant's body?

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I'm not doubting it's a real fucking place. I'm doubting it's a real story.

It's literally a Simpsons episode.

>America can be saved
How?

I do not eat at buffets. They're pretty much the daycare center of restaurants. Kids and people all rub their hands all over the serving tools, and who knows how long they have been out, and half the time the handle has fallen into the food.

Eating at a buffet is like if every time before you served yourself a portion of food, you touch a handle and everyone else has touched. Like, if every time you ate out at a regular restaurant, before you can eat any food, you have to go and touch the bathroom handle, then come back and eat without washing.

You underestimate the human body, you have some small thin chinks eating a ton of food at once in some food contest. The fat guy however will die young.

IN THE LOCAL WALMART

That sense of national identity. Britain doesn't have that, it has been (((taken))) from us.

I wonder how it's physiologically possible. He probably went on at least 5 bathroom breaks during his meal.

There's no way he was literally thrown out, unless they have a forklift or something.

I’m sure that man reads this board

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GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT SPOON GUVNAH?!

Trips don't lie

fucking kek

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This is common with fatfucks. My old roommate worked at a hometown buffet. He said this guy would take a nap outside while they closed between breakfast/lunch/dinner. He'd stay all day, but they would force him out

Trash buffets are trash. Even just an ok buffet has people serving you for this very reason. Good buffets even serve mostly plated dishes. Only things like a roast still have to be plated, mostly because they want to make it a show to slice you a piece

The 2 little ones can still be saved.

there's a simpsons episode for everything

If anyone should be sued, it should be the fucking FDA for allowing these corporations to put ingredients in their food that causes obesity and also causes people to become hooked on food. It's no different than the fucking opioid crisis. The FDA is allowing this shit to happen.

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Shit, I thought the same thing

Yes if we take out some of trash like pic related.

is that nigger crying in the picture?

God bless this beautiful country.

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>after being literally thrown out of the restaurant
Looking at the photo, I find that difficult to believe. Does Golden Corral have bodybuilder waiters?

No worries maytes!
I've got yer burgers right here.

Literally a comfort thing, while they're eating they don't feel the horror of what they've become. The fact he's on welfare should make people angry, though, literally having your tax dollars go towards fatasses who only consume.

>mfw this dude ate 1/3 of my body weight in a sitting

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Obviously, OP fell for one of those Facebook fake news hoaxes... The story is fake.

if anything, the money he (aka his lawyer) is purposefuly overblown. He will act like he is gonna go all in to the court while he tries to make a deal with the company to settle for some 50k or something like that.

Nah, you can see their future in the two young hippos wading behind them. Right now their youthful metabolism is fighting the good fight against the shitty fast food and high-sugar snacks being forced into their young forms on a daily basis, but it cannot last.

The story is not real...

>literally thrown

legit underrated

>literally thrown out
Pic related

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The most american shit I've read today!
Literally

>not know about Traffic Cones Condoms.

kek

You go now!

consider your clicks or go away.

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I can hear it in his voice!

He's right ya know

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