Kraut/pol/ - Collapse imminent Edition

>Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=rslK9ZNvHY8
The AfD is dimpling alon and there isn't much we are doing.
However, one could try to discuss options for image-tagging and organizing memes for shits and giggles in the mean time.

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

[current targets of opportunity, depending on recent memewar engagements]
>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=94z_6xyT6pE
youtube.com/watch?v=t10Q6LrWcEo

>News in german
1/2 of deportations fail:
archive.is/za3mP (Give up Goy!)
>We're pessimists:
archive.is/WI3KN
KAPITULIEREN? NIEMALS!

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=WypJDzyZU_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=eG3TAvZvocI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To
youtube.com/watch?v=RHmz7-xmFOY

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/schluss-mit-der-afd-politik-kolumne-a-1209906.html
bild.de/regional/hannover/bahnhof/schande-von-hannover-55772680.bild.html
zeit.de/politik/ausland/2018-05/regierungsbildung-italien-sergio-mattarella-deutschland-europaeische-union-demokratie
youtu.be/24PxnkvzHNw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I just had a great idea for a meme.
i forgot it again, have a different meme i was working on.

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bümpens

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Bump

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Will Germany get its act together eventually or at least break up into smaller nation-states to contain better the non-white epidemic or is it doomed to be a 3rd world shithole?

I ask because I'm thinking of learning German and claiming my German citizenship (inherited) but it'd be pointless if the country eventually becomes an unliveable hellhole and/or German culture and language is going to be close to dying in ten years or so.

Give me your honest opinion. How is it going to be?

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i think based waste container has potential.
quoting some right wing philosophy or showing stats or some triggering facts and then always the container kicking antifa mob ,its an instant classic, you can do endless of that.
i will do some when i have more time.

good one

Ebin! :D

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Eyes on Italy, m8.
When Italy goes full fash like italobros are expected with the Lega-Party, it will severely cripple the european stranglehold, its abillity to pay gibs to niggerstates like poland, spain and greece and halt Juncker's dream of expanding it.
Italy growing balls and severely hurting the EU is paramount to frustrate the EUs efforts.

Do they have restrictions at these anti-nazi events, so that people who look in any way normal are not allowed in??

a lot of germans tend to flow down the river quietly and with the wish to have their piece of mind until they explode, i can't say what will happen because there is always a figure of uncertainty

Saved!

apparently.
I mean, Jow Forums is no different.
"So you have a family, a secured income and love your muslim neighbor? let me tell you why this is wrong."

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>love your Muslim neighbor
You must make disciples of all nations user.

2000m Ausdauerlauf, 31°C und pure Sonne....
aua

Sure, different people are attracted by different things.
But what mechanism exactly prevents the people at these events to be normal?

I mean some place has to be a safe space for NEETs, is anti-neonazis protest just the (in)official gather place for weirdos of other kinds?

>2km
Are you fat?
To have standards, you need expectations that people can disappoint. if it's within you that you can't be disappointed, you are either enthusiastic or a fucking retard that has no principles. You are the reason that there are "based black guy"-comments in Ethno-Nationalist Threads. For crying out loud if you are for a place for the White race, then don't half-ass it and hold Niggers in such a high regard, he will never surpass the role as a pawn.

no, but the sun almost cooked us

Our favorite cuck Augstein is triggered again

>Deutschland ist auf einem Abweg. Seit Jahren orientiert sich die Politik an einer Minderheit: den AfD-Anhängern. Die schweigende Mehrheit guckt in die Röhre.

spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/schluss-mit-der-afd-politik-kolumne-a-1209906.html

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i know, i know, its the bild, but what is going on with the detailed descriptions and naming the ethnicitys in this article?
very open description
bild.de/regional/hannover/bahnhof/schande-von-hannover-55772680.bild.html

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new insa poll

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Italy will make the Euro collapse one way or the other. As I said before today, this will drag the German economy down into the abyss just like the white whale dragged Captain Ahab down into the depths ... rope of his own harpoon tangled around his neck. Fitting image I'd say ... international loss of trust in Euro, a bit of an economic lull, boomers lose their savings, hyperinflation, Weimar 2.0. Vorsehung. Final destination.

>I am German economic depression.
>I am the eternal Austrian.
>...and this is Jackass!

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damn it

Yeah I know.

Our race must survive.

auf der heide blüht ein blümelein...

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und das heißt Erika.

Dein Wort in Gottes Gehör.
This also just in: Dindu won GNTM-Contest.
Dindu is not happy to have won prestigeously rigged contest. sad because she receives INTRANED H8.

... und das heißt scheißverdammtnochmal Eeeeeeeerika!!!

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Thanks for the feedback. I'll do it anyways because Germany will still have more chances to stay better in the long run that my shitty country.
And a second passport always comes in handy I guess.

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THIS IS HOW IT GOES.

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a classic

Kinda a side-effect of Krautism.
Krautism makes u veri smard and makes you non-confrontive until you are at the wall with your back. And then germany gets retard-strength.

>tfw Deutschlands "Schönheitswettbewerbe" lassen sich in Negerschweiß aufwiegen.

:DD

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and so it is

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Nerd-Rage ftw ... rip and tear those huge guts!!

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Normal people watch this stuff from afar.
I'm indifferent towards gays. But getting close to one of those parades?
FUCK NO

>close-quarter homobservations

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Wir gruessen die Patrioten in Cottbuss

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Every party are leftwing liberal save afd

wew.

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Moin

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steve bannon 2nd from right

Even the 'liberal' left is talking about this now ... same line of reasoning, only different conclusions. This is big.

zeit.de/politik/ausland/2018-05/regierungsbildung-italien-sergio-mattarella-deutschland-europaeische-union-demokratie

nicht schlecht

looking forward to the next Italian Elections

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Beware the Fury of the patient man
the backlash is going to be Kino

s/country/race/g

Viva la AfD

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quick rundown bitte

exactly what i was thinking

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i hope we all will make it, i miss old europe i am old enough to remember what it was only 25 years ago but young enough to feel the full weight of her illness, to see her beauty fade, i am pissed.

whats the Erika meme about

it is an old marching tune and volkslied mostly used by wehrmacht.

it's going to be horrifically beautiful

youtu.be/24PxnkvzHNw

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subtle;)

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Fuck, i was born in the GDR.
I can't really decide what's worse.

hi irish user i oversaw you ,
they have a piece about the decay off the hannoveranian train sation very detailed and quite openl, they write about the ethnicitys from africans to east europeans from beggars to alcoholics , drug users, the waste and the dirt, its a very honest piece wich is quite rare.
and that from germanys biggest boulevard paper?

Is it more or less the same or equally crappy?

Two completely different flavours of feces.
I'm sitting in a commieblock right now.

The same place in the GDR would have no grafitties, no arabs, no drug abuse victims and a lot shittier cars in the parking lot.

I however would most likely be in jail.

what a coincidental timing, don't you think?

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>cohencidental

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it's a disgrace the way these animals are destroying germany
i am so fucking mad right now

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Zeit wirds.
> Wir werden nicht ruhen bis es ein Bundesamt gegen Migration gibt

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quick rundown for outlanders please

the fat cunt won't be saying that when mohammad is cutting his throat from ear to ear

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!!!
Hallo fellow autists! wörk done for today. what's up in the Vaterland?

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pic rel v good

Follow up story to the scandal regarding the office of migration in Bremen, where some daft cunt sold residence permits to refugees and now they apparently got hacked

hey brit bro was up?

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Hearth and home are cold and country's dead. What can I say

We are discussing whether Italy will leave the EU, leaving Germany with a load of debt and ruining the Euro forever ... and if this will initiate a hyperinflation Weimar 2.0 style.

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>kurz bevor die sonne aufgeht, ist die nacht am dunkelsten.

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Did you begin to hate yet?

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that mask;)

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Italy went fascist before germany did history repeats

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i mean helmet, argh

We are the new dawn.

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oh God, please, yes, make it so... but I think macaronis don't have balls for that, although they much tougher than greekos
p.s. unrelated, but just saw this on the humour thread, some new shit coming out, and this made me kek really good

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i am not on it, what with lower saxony user?
but besides, yes we are

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Wehrmacht marching song about a flower called Erika but Erika is also a girls name

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fucking namefags;)

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>a flower called Erika
I was under the impression that "on the meadow blooms a flower called Erika" was meant to be taken figuratively.
The girl Erika blooming like a flower.

It might happen nevertheless, pizza niggers just have to stay steadily on their path of total instability. That is the Moloch's achilles heel. Btw good one ... fucking pills ruin your health ;)

This is Sütti's take on it, I have my own version but not complete yet ... put in an user or something maybe, the 'Big 4' (including me) were the only ones where I could think of a visual representation.

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Avatarfags > Tripfags

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i meant it in a funny way
i like the krautpol take on it

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Oh then ... proceed :)

Though I could really incorporate a tribute to all anons out here

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EEERIKA

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That's the beauty of nuance ;)

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>AfD is using memes now

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Mommy?

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