ITT: We post like it's 2028

Robo-Chairman Trump sure knocked that State of the Emperium speech, his AI seems to be only getting better by the year

I'm glad Islam brought back the patriarchy and strong family ties and fear of god. Sodomy is illegal and faggots have realized they were fake faggots. Also now race mixing is heavily frowned upon. Yay

It still amazes me that it only lasted 5 years. It's a good thing our benevolent dictator kim jong un saved us by smashing the evil capitolists

What?
Are you living in 2028 Right now bro, are you ok?

Every notice how we have three leaders who used to hate each other? Neat how the glow in the dark Ayy Lmaos brought the nations of Earth together.

You made this same thread on /v/

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jawohl

You have a license for that tiny horse mang?

你晚餐什么?

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donald the traitor trump died in prison. They are going to hang his corpse at the capitol for public to come spit on.

Hey guys, apparently my sentient sexdoll's wife's boyfriend's son wants me to buy xer a Nintendo Switch 2, but I can't go outside because we got truck-of-peaced 4 times today....

What should I do ?

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>2020 was 60 years ago

have it delivered by amazon kill drones

hey guys i don't like [Hate speech redacted]

[USER SENT TO GULAG]

sheeeit gonemsayinmuhfugga

the economy is gonna recover right? RIGHT?!?!

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Well, I would, but my Internet access has been restricted because I didn't reach my daily quota of IR porn watched, and VPNs are haram hereNow I gotta ask for a special licence from the State to use my PC

It's been day 1187 of me and my village surviving against La Creatura...
Goblinos and El Abominacion are becoming more and more common by the day, we've given up using guns and started using medieval weapons because the ammo runs out too quickly. I fear that soon the Jews will roll out the ultimate goyim, El Ogros de las Americas. Brothers, if any fellow Blancos are out there, come to Nebraska.

>36% face

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ITT: We post like it's 2028
>Be me.
>Out of a job in my chosen field [computer science] for years.
>Have job as forklift operator in warehouse now.
>(Tried to get into welding, but so did all the other displaced STEM guys; fucking hell.)
>Anyway, had unloading to do.
>Came across packing-lists so fucked up you'd think there was smuggling -- no, it's crappy programming that Americans would never let happen, if we were still in tech.
>Manager tells me to handle it.
>Try calling regional to get things fixed.
> "Push 1 for Spanish, Push 2 for Poo, Push 3 for English"
>*sigh* - I miss when the United States was my Country.

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Omaha is the beachhead. Cut i-80 off and you'll stem the flow. Godspeed, the new montana republic is sending ammunition and aid your way.

and so with the government law passed in 2025, all lands not occupied by wealth producing mexicans will be taken and made into avocado fields, this measure and the fact that NAFTA never went through in 2018, mexico set the price for avocados to 500USD per kg

>quetzalcoatl comes back
>amlo dies
>we get a monarchy so we can deal with the monkeys in the south
>we start investing in deep oil exploration in the gulf and pacific
>my family hasnt eaten beans and regular tortillas in 2 years

gracias trump

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that was in 2018 retard

>2028
>emperor Obama declares great advances in the great privilege war
>7 year old daughter comes home from school
>brings home a 35 year old black bull
>black bull has sex right away with my 7 year old
>grumble how I hate this new progressive society
>mandatory Amazon Alexa picks up my bigoted grumbleing
>tolerance police storm to my front door
*BANG BANG*
“Sir you are under arrest for racism and pedophobia.”
>put naked and in chains bending over in a public square
>forced to be used as a gay cock sleeve as punishment for my bigotry
At least I still have the constitution.

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Thank you, I hope you never have the misfortune to meet La Luz Extinguido

>36%
That's not acceptable. How can such high amount of nazi scum still exist in the United States?

yooo does ice corrode acid? like if I got water and ice and lemonjuice and ice the lemon ice will melt faster because pf tje asidity riight?

Guys, How can I avoid mandatory chip on the arm law? I have been hiding for a long time now. I haven't been outside for 2 years now

We saw one. Strung it up on the old ohio border, provoked an airstrike from the democratic socialist people's paradise of atzlan. But the drone fucking crashed and dropped it's payload onto a mountain.

Hey people, my child keeps refusing to wear thigh high boots, fishnets, corsets and make-up. They used to wear all these things readily up until they turned 13 and started to rebel. They keep saying stuff like, “NO MOM, THATS FUCKING GAY” and “I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU STUPID SADISTIC WHORE, FUCK YOU!”

I’m at my wits end, how do I stop this insanity?

Behold, the Canadian Empire
You will all live to see it frens

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Sterile water where the chip has to be. About 2ml will make the mound correct height. And just avoid the diversity(is our strength) patrols

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Can someone explain to me what she's trying to saying her response? I've been trying to understand for 20mins

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Guess who's the super power now mfers

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Not you.

>Be me
>May 1st 2028 just rolled around
>The Third world war just concluded.
>It began in a fashion no one saw coming.
>The Jews en masse started waking up to the reality that the holocaust didn't happen the way we were all told.
>Jews begin to outright deny the holocaust, instead they claim it was post war propaganda to make the UK USA and USSR like heroes, that was promoted by Zionists to gain control of Palestine and keep the rest of the Jews onboard through Holocaust Survival Gibs.
>All of Germany Spergged out and had the Most Autistic Shitfit of All Time.
>Germans vote unanimously to make questioning the Holocaust punishable by gassing to death.
>The Jews remain adamant that the Holocaust never happened and are rounded up into camps, gassed and cremated.
>All of Israel and Jews in exile state clearly their belief that the Holocaust is a lie
>Germany Declared war on Israel and glassed it while the surrounding states declare war on Germany.
>German guilt proved too mighty for the rest of the world which it conquered an established a Reich of Tolerance and Inclusion.
>The Last Jew Died on April 20 2028, his final words were "seriously, it is just a matter of math, count all of the cremation ovens the Third Reich had and how long it takes to cremate a body. If the Nazis used the ovens non-stop they couldn't have murdered more than 1-2% of the reported total number of the Holocau--arghghgh"
>In this moment I am watching Now Empress for Life Angela Merkel making a public statement that "the world can now never deny that Germany planned and executed a concerted effort to hunt and exterminate the Jews in Death Camps"

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So, are you enjoying communism, Comrades?

The Canadian/Australian Shitposting Alliance is the worst thing to happen to the world... I miss the days when they fought against each other.

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China

Hola, Señor(ita)! Did you see Professor Houssein's lecture on the Marxist critique of the Trumpian neo-fascist era last week? Xe is always so on point with xer lectures! brb, getting a text from my second non-binary life partner Jim

مرحبا للجميع كيف حالك

you made the mistake of sounding like a beta too much with your apologies.

Note: the answer isnt to do a full 180, just stop being a bitch and say "know what, when are you available" > respones > "lets just go out, I know this place" and do it. otherwise you'll stay virgin

Greetings Kuffar. Your whore woman is confused as to how you're going to get to know her better if you're taking your time with whatever it is. Hopefully it is respecting the Sharia and putting her in a full burkha, as well as taking away her phone.

Where is the link to join the virtual Jow Forums orgy tonight?

Criminally underrated post

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I overheard my slaves talking about this website. They were talking about this board and how they would dream of this “Day of the Rope” where they would kill all Jews, blacks, race traitors and anyone not white. Did they actually think they could do such a thing?

>ID begins with TP
>Having toilets = Superpower
Wow you guys have the bar set pretty high.

>This is an automated message from the National Database of Non-Muslims to inform you have not paid the mandatory Jizya tax for the 2027 year.

Beatings, wh*toid dog. Beatings are what Sharia commands until you pay your tax. Inshallah the Sheikh of London will have no mercy on you.

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I'm not a virgin tho lol. She's not a roastie, i only get turbo autismo when I talk to girls i see a future with. I will take ur advice user thanks u

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My white ethnostate is flourishing, we will soon reach the orbit of Jupiter

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who else is getting fornite 5

>NOW Empress for Life Angela Merkel
Her influence in the US's National Organization for Women was quite honestly surprising.

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NWO is about to be exposed, also 9/11 smoking gun will be revealed any day now. Q's son predicted this

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On this day we remember the fallen heroes of the race war. Without their sacrifice we would not be living in this 100% white paradise.

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EBIN :DDD

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I think we should start to let non-white immigrants into our moon colony. But just enough to do the jobs we don't want to do!

Anyone also hyped for Star Citizen release this fall?

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Still too soon buddy

Really proud of my country's recent conquest over America, their disorganized mutt army was no match for our advanced Mengele Twin battalions. I will spare some women in my weekly adventures into the ruins of Manhattan, just to turn them into my sex slaves.

SHITPOSTERS UNITE!!!
CANADIAN AUSTRALIAN ALLIANCE NOW!

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>Q's son
Hearty kek

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topkek

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Spurdo is Eternal and probably your peoples' best contribution to society.
Sauans are great.
Simo was great but Spurdo is a deity.

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>Anyone also hyped for Star Citizen release this fall?
Yeah. About that, not happening... they had a major bug in the design and are doing a complete rewrite.

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>SHITPOSTERS UNITE!!!
>CANADIAN AUSTRALIAN SHITPISTONG ALLIANCE
C.A.S.A.

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I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO HAVE 42 CATGIRL WIVES!!!! DAMN TAXES

Checked.
I love you leafs, and the Ausbros have turned shitposting into an art.
No hate from this Murican, I want to see a day of the tree planting and emu extermination.

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Since the war ended in 2025 we have these twice a year, It is both humor and historical! When in 2019 war broke out all over of europe, Firearms were rarely used in the Netherlands with only a handful of them available, Being cherished as if they were lightsabers, continiously switching owners, So most people relied on ancient melee combat and this kind of parodies how our sieges against islamic and socialist invaders went.

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The new Golden Age that Trump started in his second term and President Kanye West continued sure is nice, I'm going to vote to re-elect him the second they let me. Stupid Democucks don't stand a chance with their decrepit cyborg Clintron. She actually wants to ban wife-bots, probably to appease the meritless roasties who have competition for male attention now.
Too bad about the UK banning English in favor of SocJusSpeak, though.

Half Life 3 is coming next decade, gaben promised, well to be more accurate he tweeted something with 3 in it, but it is definitely habbening.

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My mistake, I think i meant this one, it is an older webm which got sent to me by Whatsapp by a friend of mine

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Under rated

سلام عليكم brother
I'm short in Jizya this year,anyone may help a brother out?
Praise Allah

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DIE FAHNE HOCH
DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN
SS MARSCHIERT

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mfw bioshock infinite basically admits that right wingers are right and that niggers ruin everything.

Checked.
I thought we Americans were the greatest nation, I was wrong.
You are lowlanders are a treasure.
I may masturbate to this as it is the highest level of freedom I have ever seen.

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让气体所有他妈的远足,希尔希特勒我们必须恢复第三帝国的威力

OP said post like its 2028 not 1928, this should be in Arabic.

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thought so i'll try again in another 10 years

Do you guys remember way back when muslims with immigrant background became the majority of the population in europe? 2019 sure was a crazy year!

BUNDESKANZLERIN REMZI ARU
DIE RECHTSEXTREMISTEN SIND WIEDER DA INSHALLAH
SIND DIE NICHT AUSGESTORBEN?

WOW!
brb tinfoiling if this is possible, I do not know where you live but over here in The Netherlands anti-semetism gets away unpunished if you file a " I am Muslim" card (in 2018)

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>Respect the shitpost, love the shitpost.
I am an American and I love you Low Landers

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