Brit/pol/ - Preuße Worship Edition

>RBS closures decision criticised by MPs
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>Scotland 'would keep pound' in years after independence
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>Corbyn under pressure to give members vote on Labour Brexit policy
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>Abortion referendum likely to put pressure on Northern Ireland politicians
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>Short prison sentences do not work, says justice secretary
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>Jacob Rees-Mogg eyeing PM's job? - Brexiteer buys new power pad just YARDS from Parliament
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>Eurozone crisis: ‘It brought NEO-NAZISM back’ Farage hits out at EU and euro
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>Tory plot for Michael Gove to replace PM as caretaker before Ruth Davidson scoops role
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Best candy.

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there's nothing else for me to say

my public adores me

SWEETS

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Yeah fucking great for luring white girls by giving them a few for free in the shop, imshallah.

So Tommy will be out in 6 on good behaviour and possibly 3-4 if he accepts a tag. Does that sound right?

RADIUS = 2. ALL SEMI-CIRCLES CONGRUENT

Solve for area of square.

Come on Brit/brainlets/.

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can anyone get this one

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Well at least they pick delicious candy to do that.

can anyone of you solve this?

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I'm on to you mate, don't start posting unsolvable tests again.

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i can

just stop being poor lmao

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>Candy
Foreign scum detected

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what do you mean

>unsolvable
Oh dear.

Looking for new recruits again GCHQ?

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...

I remember them

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We'll recruit you instead.

i'm sure that one can be solved

that's too tricky for me

>candy
>not sweets
Hello fellow burger

>anonymongs when pubes posts

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Percy pigs are god-tier.

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What maths grade did you get?

fuck you

>Tfw I have worked out a way to save Britain.

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same

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Is it banning the footie?

4

Going to share it with us?

Lads stop posting nice sweets I'm getting cravings ;_;

user posted this last night. My mind was blown

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those look nicer

a*
i'm sure it can be solved because i did in the last thread desu

day time brit/pol/ is fucking awful

first is second = B
belongs to both = R (come on britpol)
on the coast/belgium is = el/L (i think)
yes/right = I
21st = U

All ill say is just be ready and willing to help

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be the change you want to see
how could we make it better?
fresh links might help

Based

we need more preusse

wielka polska soon

solve my ciphers lads

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What was your solution? My internet went out for a bit so I couldn't see any of the responses.

solve my cipher lads =DD

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fucking retards

stuart
little
our
arrogant
lie
aye, I
leftovers
stuart little

the tenth is michael j fox the voice of stuart little

any cunt made up a fantasy girlfriend yet that they want to talk about?

>Current national debt

>Debt per taxpayer
£ 56,006

>Debt per citizen
£ 32,562

Britain cannot be free until this is paid and shall be the key to any future this nation may have

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>Cola flavor
Kill yourself.

But the proper pink bit's the nicest bit, the clear bit's just decoration

Best thing that could ever happen to him.

The police/media/government/judiciary have managed to cover up child abuse and then have put gagging orders on the cases that go to court. This makes them look like this is a continued cover up.

Tommy Robinson has done a great job of pushing that he's the only person who is standing up to the grooming gangs and that even the right wing press won't report on it.

Now they have maryrd him by arrested him for being the one person reporting on a case that most people believe to be a high profile case that's in the public interest to be reported on.

I think that Tommy Robinson is a cunt but he's doing an amazing job of playing the system to make him seem like the lone defender againt the Muslim rapist horde and their cover up cohorts.

>he doesn't have a tulpa

Looks like 3.14r^2/2 x2

So 3.14. Bloody fucking hell.

fuck i missed the belgian one
it's ostend

stuart little our arrogant lie must end (ostend)
Aye. I leftovers stuart little, Michael J Fox.

a fucking what cunt

No. Pi isn't involved.

youtu.be/FCDUhR8vK70

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some of those aren't even letters

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draw lines joining the middle of each circle
then you have some nice right angle triable where the sides in terms of the radius and the unknown
it's just a little pythagorus and algebra from there

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they don't have to be. in fact if they all were it'd be easy to solve.

Whats the codex for the zodiak killer?

Hasnt someone with a comp brute forced that shit yet

it's like imaginary girlfriend but better

you lot should be focused on the more important riddles instead of this time wasting shit

>they don't have to be
but it makes it bloody inconvenient
too long to do

fuck knows. all i know is i think the ciphers are faked.

where do i get one of those?

i believe the first cipher did that using filler text and it was solved by a professor and his wife overnight.

Anybody a fan of fruit gums?

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my schizophrenia finna level up

hold me down homeboy

Yes, your pic will give the side-length of the square and therefore the square's area. Correct.

but duh tories sed they cut the deficit so it shud be goin down rite?

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/x/ can tell you more

Are you be willing to volunteer at least 4 hours a week to help your community and save Britain?

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dont be like those riddle fiddlers and fucking tell me stuff you gay cunt

Radius of quarter-circle is 6. Calculate the radius of the semi-circle and the small circle.

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you'll never get a tulpa with an attitude like that

They have. The budget is now in surplus and the national debt deficit has been reduced. But it is not enough

ill fucking become the tulpa you gay cunt

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Jokes on May

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Spent the afternoon in Easton lads, places like that make me feel trapped and stressed

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Why haven't you left the UK yet? literally hundreds of thousands already have and now the country is suffering from brain drain.
What's wrong not smart enough to leave?

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he played it well to get done in Hull and not some london hellhole.

Nobody could crack Kaczynski's encrypted journals until they found the keys. FBI didn't publish for two decades.

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at least they are german

some cunt talk x

Those are real ciphers, the Zodiac's are pretty amateur in comparison. I think they were called the most complex ciphers since WW2 by the FBI.

That's a good point
Will there be Haribo in the Anglostate?

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Too easy.
Make a full square each side is 6.

Make a cross in the middle. Each legnths is three. With 90 degree angles bisecting the sides.

Make triangles and use soh cah toa angles to discern the lengths.

trying to comprehend stuff like this makes me feel like a complete brainlet

the deficit has been cut down to about 40B/yr from a high of about 150B. had the tories cut any harder, our retard nation would have voted Labour and we'd be in an even bigger mess.
another 40bn in cuts to end the deficit and then we can start looking at paying off the debt.

(DC - r)^2 + r^2 = (2r)^2

DC^2 + 2r^2 - 2DCr = 4r^2

DC^2 - 4DC = 2(2)^2

DC^2 - 4DC - 8 = 0

DC = [4 ±sqrt(16 + 32)]/2 = [4 ±2sqrt(12)]/2 = 2 ±sqrt(12) = 2 + sqrt(12) as DC > 0

DC = AB

Area = DC * AB = DC^2 = (2 + sqrt(12))^2 = 4 + 12 + 4sqrt(12) = 16 + 4sqrt(12)

there are too many troll codes out there
always have been desu

make the first one easy another an the rest impossible to solve?

>oa sdcntaekuetku csesn

i think i read the question wrong before
you dodn't even need to solve for x
just use pythagoras

hello frens

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sup gay cunt

They use very complex mathematics.

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I asked for the values.

Square has to be larger than 2π(2)^2 (it has two circles of radius two contained in it).
So square has to be greater than 8π or 25.13.

In other words, you're a brainlet.