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How can Americans explain this?
Ethan Price
Cameron Turner
The irony is that American english is the more traditional form.
Andrew Morales
i can't understand you, I only speak Murican.
Carson Richardson
Niggers
Asher Lopez
>simplified
>removing u's and using z instead of s on certain words
really brits the bong
Ayden Collins
>Colouour
Alexander Miller
Wur cůn vorspeggen thu hat. Et hab un schwergen bisgrůmasch. Dat birget wirgen daû allregën kirchnet bildumung wůs.
Parker Gonzalez
Wat
But then again, fuck does a 56%er know about traditions, you are a nation built by losers that couldn't survive in their native lands. Kek.
Charles Nelson
One language is free and the other one requires a license.
Isaac Roberts
g'outta'ere fore i bop ya one on ya cheeky head ya bloody facckin wanker
Adam Foster
The English are a hidebound and stagnate society utterly devoid of innovation and vitality, while the Americans have moved into the future.
Jonathan Walker
Noice.
Nathan Lewis
Top kek
Nathaniel Lopez
based gaben actually making portuguese language represented with portuguese flag and not Brazil
Samuel Harris
>9gag watermark
Robert Bailey
underrated
Ryder Myers
real english
>I have got 5 dollars
toddler english
>I have 5 dollars
In some ther areas of your shithole
>I gots dem 5 dollahs
Alexander Diaz
and it is beautiful
Jace Bailey
James Sullivan
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Christian Martin
>Sweden talking shit about other nations
how about you fix your own country first
Gabriel Gomez
Ayden Morgan
Its not entirely wrong.
The differences between written American english and written British English are mostly due to Mirriam Webster attempting to make the English Orthography more phonetic.
Obviously it still isn't phonetic, but ussually the American spellings are more phonetic than the british spelling
Cameron Lopez
wtf i love shrek now
Zachary Watson
Toddlers are smarter than Adults in America?
It's either "I got $5", if one was talking about a story where they got $5, or "I have $5", if they're talking about how much money they have.
Connor Nelson
>traditional
KEK no more popular maybe
Christian Young
British English is convoluted with rules.
American English simplified and eliminated silly rules (flavour vs flavor)
Camden Lewis
They use different spellings from each other, such as Color vs Colour, or Grey vs Gray.
Daniel Campbell
Memes. Memes everywhere
Jace Cooper
Joseph Bailey
We had to change of few things.
Since we were to be the alpha nation, we couldn't sound all faggy.
Samuel Ortiz
I drive a cR
James Hill
duuuuuuuurrrrrrr
Matthew Bell
>Iberian trying to lecture on proper English Grammer.
"I have got 5 dollars" is overcomplicated and unessesary.
"I have 5 dollars" sounds better and makes more sense.
Leo Wright
>accent