...and you likely don't even realize it. What am I talking about? HAIR. Yes, if you shave, trim, wax, buzz, or otherwise cut any your hair in any way, you are admitting submission to the Jewish monster that owns you. What happens to pretty much every slave or conquered people? They have their hair cut, even mandated by law (e.g. Manchuvian China and the Queue). What happened to Aslan (literal Jesus figure) to degrade and shame him? He had his mane removed. What happens to all military members first thing? Say goodbye to the hair, goy, you fight for Israel now.
ALL THROUGHOUT HISTORY, CUTTING YOUR HAIR WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS AN ACT OF SUBMISSION. IF YOU DO IT TODAY, YOU ARE A SUBMITTER AND A SLAVE. >but... m-muh hygiene! Try washing, faggot. I bet you think mutilating baby foreskins is okay instead of just having them wash. Also, get a bidet, faggot. >but... m-mmuh employment! Yes, good goy. Cut your hair to work here. Say "yessuh massa" and suck my cock, you bald-headed goy. Do you think hair has no purpose on the body? Why are humans the only animal that grow hair indefinitely? Could it be that hair actually has a purpose and if you cut it off you don't get the benefits? Could it be that having long hair is why girls are often seen as much more intuitive than men? Why do so many religions place emphasis on growing the hair? Why are all gods across a huge time span depicted with long hair? In conclusion... don't even claim to be red-pilled if you have slave-style hair.
>implying (((civilization))) and being (((civilized))) (aka conquered) is a good thing Good goy. However you can rationalize submission.
Benjamin Martin
I keep medium length-ish hair and a short beard always. It is the best middle ground for me personally. Some people look like vikings n sheit when they grow their hair and beard long - I just look like I lived in a cave for too long.
But I agree that we should all be cutting our hair less and shaving less.
Nathaniel Barnes
Long hair on men makes them bald faster.
Camden Mitchell
>le neckbeard maymay You forgot to obligatorily call me a virgin and/or an incel. Go back. Checked, you bad goy. The balding is caused by the kike chemicals and the constant hot showers that strip the hair of its protective oils, not just by the long hair. When done right, there won't be balding (except that due to aging, of course.)
Oliver Parker
nigger having long hair is disgusting, its dirty and gets stuck in shit. The master race keeps a clean shave and hair only 1/4 inch long youtube.com/watch?v=et_9vR9PnY0
Daniel Brooks
>how I think I look with long hair vs >pic related is me
Not if you brush it right. Stimulates hair growth. If you bald you bald and no amount of care will stop it. Just don’t wear a hat all the fucking time and shave it all off when you finally start going bald. Don’t try and hide it.
>long hair is dirty and disgusting Fuck off, I already covered that point. Try washing. There is nothing inherently unhygenic about hair. In fact, it can even keep you cleaner (e.g. armpit hair, which increases surface area for "wicking" action, and protects from friction between arm and torso. I bet you support mutilating fore skins because "eww, head cheese" And yet, it's still better than looking like a kike slave. Wew. Hitler was part Jewish and perpetrated WWII in order to kill all of Europe's finest and most violent in preparation for the incoming whordes of brown. I don't expect you to know this, because you're likely shaven like a good goy. Pic related is for you. Valid, some chinlets do grow beards for this reason. But they never grow long hair on the head, it seems. They are only 50% slave. Nice. Updooted. Explain >You mean the thing that grows on my body naturally from birth 24/7/365... getting wet? EWWW!! You I like.
>Literally get compliments from women who want to sit on my lap and stroke my hair Fuck off retard you know nothing about hair.
Charles Campbell
learn from Samson!
David Nguyen
>fucking ASLAN from NARNIA AHAHAHAHAAHA NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Tyler Ramirez
Are you fucking retarded Bjorn? Will you also buy yourself a chastity belt because otherwise you're a misogynist? Holy shit even I, a damn Brazilian, look MUCH better with long hair and beard, seriously the difference is ridiculous. And there you are with ODIN GENES, and all you care about is "being civilized". Grow a fucking pair
Lincoln Torres
>t. Hippie faggot You’re an absolute spastic mate. Enjoy your dreadlocked beard.
Ryan Bennett
You're aware there are also a lot of people just like him who have short hair, right? Growing your hair/beard because you WANT TO is different from being a smelly obese fuck who doesn't trim them because his fingers are stained with Cheetos
Henry Sullivan
What even? Jews want you to be shaven like a good goy. Why does all porn come with shaven bare people? It's kike shit, breh. Bingo Also this, I forgot. Cut your hair and lose your power. It's a fucking allegory. Do you even into mythology? Literally this. Imagine having Nordic blood and being shaved like a kike. >Le epic hippie maymay xD eksdee!!!1one! Literally not an argument. Try actually contributing. Or not, be a good shaven goy. Based Uma.
It's not cherrypicking, that is how Vikings wore their hair.
Jeremiah Powell
That's how most people have worn their hair (short) because most people throughout history have been conquered and/or enslaved. That doesn't mean it's right or good to do it, or even that I think all Vikings had glorious hair. I don't.
Hunter Nguyen
One percenter here. My ball hair is so long it comes out my pant leg. All good.
I like having short hair and being clean shaven. It's nice and cool
Adam Russell
The Vikings were warriors and conquerors and they had short hair. You also used the Chinese queue as an example. Yes, it involved more cutting than had been traditional in China before, but the queue was forced on the conquered Han because it was the exact same style worn by the Manchu who conquered them.
This thread almost reminds me of the electric Jew greentext from back in the day. Why don't the say using a toilet is a Jewish conspiracy while you're at it. Fuck off
James Myers
Has anyone else noticed that Jow Forums is basically just /b/ now?
Caleb Stewart
Bad goy! Literally no argument or contribution to the thread in your post. Fuck off >submission >cool and nice Literally stockholm syndrome. True and true, but that doesn't speak for all conquerors. Also someone mentioned Samson which is relevant as well. Using a toilet isn't a Jewish conspiracy, but not using a bidet is. Bidet-less mongrels walk around with their last shit smeared all over their ass, which resorts to them feeling the need to shave or (((pay))) someone to wax it for them. Or they pay to use wet wipes, which smear your shit around your ass but now in a moister way than just with toilet paper alone.
Why dont you make some friends and get attention from them instead of shitposting and ruining Jow Forums? You giant friendless retard.
Aaron James
people come up with so many excuses as to why they bald instead of just admitting they have shit genes
Austin Ortiz
most redpill threads are shoah'd I'd be letting myself bake in the heat with that much hair. How I go about taking care of my hygiene is my business you faggot.
David Nelson
most redpill threads are shoah'd
Eli Hill
Fat Guy arm. Get off your computer and go to the gym!!! Having long hair does not make you a Vikang. Getting jacked and not giving a fuck does.
>Try washing, faggot It's too hard. I have long hair for about 4 years and I'm tired of washing them every day.
Landon Sanders
In a way, yes. Thanks for the bump. Maybe if you took a few seconds longer to type something actually contributing to the thread you would've gotten trips. A good stepping stone. You forgot to call me a virgin, an incel or a neckbeard. Try again. It's mostly due to decades of kike (((hair-care products))) and hot showers. Yep. Surprised this is still up. I tried to add in politics (Manchuvians legally mandated hair cut). I don't post personal pics on Dataminechan. Sorry slavbro. Maybe one day you will reattain your former glorious long hair.
I'm bald as fuck. If I let my hair grow out I will look like a child molester.
Wyatt Evans
I wore my hair long for a decade. It got unwieldy and I cut it. Brushing it, caring for it, figuring out what to do with it, etc, were all too much trouble. Then I moved to a minority area, and realized it was a liability here. Groids in particular have no shame about pulling hair to control the head in a fight. And as we march nearer and nearer to the next civil war, we should all be cutting our hair shorter. There's no conditioner on the battlefield.
Connor Bennett
How much corn syrup do you consume that your shit is that nasty? My shit never smears unless I'm sick. I wipe my ass well, but half the time there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Hunter Price
My hair is getting long as fuck
My beard gets in the way a fucking lot and I can change my age 20 years when I shave so I play with it. I can go from 18-40 depending on if I shave or not.
Isaac Anderson
Either an oldfag or a victim to decades of hot shower and hair care products. Sorry bro. If there's a civil war and battles, no one will care if your hair is unruly or unconditioned. But I agree on the pulling the hair part. There will always be shit left on your ass if you don't bidet. Bidets also wash the sweat and stuff out if you have it. Literally a life changed. Can be added to any standard toilet for 20$. Or just shower after eveyr shit. Based chameleon.
I've been growing my hair out for a while but I don't give a shit about bragging about it like a sōybitch OP is an insecure faggot
Henry Morris
You both must be newfags. Threads like these are the kind of thing that Jow Forums used to be all about. There are plenty of Trump threads if you want to engage in newfag-style political theater. If you look closely, you'll notice that not a single time in this thread I have bragged or boasted about my hair. 3/10.
>Every hair is connected to a nerve >Every slight movement of hair can be sensed, permitting the brain to detect the slightest perturbations of air >Hair is a sense organ that detects changes in air flow, allowing for intuition of external events and body language from others >Cut off your sense organs, goys. Shave all the hair from your body to appear and function like a little kid with an undeveloped body and brain
Grow a big beard, grow long hair, don't shave your body, and you just have way more insight into others when dealing with them. You're hairs are just picking up way more non-verbal information from other people that has meaning but you wouldn't detect without hair.
Being clean shaven in the modern world takes work, therefore its less degenerate than not shaving.
Hudson Martinez
Clean diet and plenty of water and your nutnest will smell like a fresh salad at pier 1 imports
Ian Perry
This, hair is an extension of the nervous system. Not sure how true this is, but apparently during colonial America, the armies would enlist Native American trackers. But they would cut the hair of the trackers and they mysteriously lost their tracking ability. Someone will call you a hippy if you mention this though. >implying work equals non-degeneracy What even?
Only reason to cut hair is when you need a serious psychic reload, be it long fasting (2 weeks+), some gruesome disease, overall change of lifestyle (moving to some temple for example). Otherwise OP post is strictly on point. Also, is true. Our ancient druids have never ever cut hair. Peter the great, being a German invader, ordered top-tier folk to cut their beards. Why? Cuz he knew something about importance of shaving for sheeple.
