NIGGER SENSITIVITY TRAINING starts at Starbucks tomorrow

my friend once upper decker'd my toilet once. i was so fucking pissed

bolp
That venti Americano and breakfast bowl are moving along nicely. Pic coming

Hi. Im The_Shitman from the now defunct poopreport.com Ive been smearing my feces on walls for years and yes I'm well aware that it gross most of you out but its how I release stress. I did this little masterpiece back when I was really big into fecal art back in college... Anyways I PROMISE pol some wonderful and I mean truly wonderful master pieces from Starbucks!!! Stay Tuned.

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Kek. They are also now hiring felons, exclusively. Starbucks really does give back.

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Glorious.

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That filename

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It is time for the artistic creation of poop hammocks.

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realistically Starbucks will spend hunderds of thousands removing the tanks for standard public johns. ideally they would abort these standards but they're awfully commited to this. rip shitty overpriced coffee.

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Time to drink a 64oz Dr. Pepper

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nothin' but net

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OK, I'm going in. Going to post from a different SB though. About 10 minutes

This 'training' will have a meaningful effect. It will make all the difference, and make blacks very, very happy.

Everyone should make a habit of leaving a floater in the bowl at Bucky's

Go into a pharmacy and ask for a syringe for "tooth abscess irrigation". They will give you a standard syringe (without the needle obviously). Drop it into the toilet along with a gigantic turd and pee pee, et vola! Some bugman or frizzy haired mulatto will have put on a pair of gloves and gag over your turds.

2: THE INDELIBLE MARK OF POO

>Superglue instantly sets rock hard when exposed to water
>Buy a pack of $ Store superglue
>Empty pack over inner bowl
>put down seat
>Crap turds down the inner wall of bowl (not directly into water (important))
>Top up another layer of superglue on turd bits stuck to wall of bowl
> TOP TIP: diaherra is ideal for this prank

First time I've seen this pic. Copycat of this, perhaps. Also check out the Yellow Pee Pee Monster. He's a guy who videos himself pissing all over the place in various toilets.
yppm.removed.us/index.php?vid=06

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>17
c-can you post more?

Wagies BTFO

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>be an old man with an enlarged prostate
>be jealous of that stream
It's glorious.

I linked his whole archive, I think it's all of it anyway.

I'll check him out

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REACTOR ONLINE.

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you are my idol

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it's all starting to make sense now

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ive traveled back and forth across the US many times, been many places. this is always what the worst human garbage looks like in every city.

forget upper decker

eat Mexican food and spray shit like this all over the floor

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Fuck this faggot.
If he had any class he would've pissed into the soap bag and shot in the towel dispenser. Fucking amateur hour.

>Go in to upper decker
>Some nog runs out
>Bathroom is fucking trashed to hell
Thanks Trayvon

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What do you eat to maintain peak consistancy in your medium?

Fuck yes. FUCK YES

Robo niggerkiller 3000, my childhood dream toy

Looks like high protein low carb. That's or a lot of monster.

I see almonds in your shit. Great source of protein, my man

dooktato 6c

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>Step four: Leave your fingerprints on the mirror.

You know how Starbucks baristas write people's names on their cups, right? It would be unfortunate if dindus were 100% accidentally convinced it's a conspiracy to give along with their DNA to Law Enforcement via discarded DNA when they throw the cups in the trash.

Just putting that out there. Y'know. So you're careful.

Awww, a lil cuck is mad. You must work at StarCucks and will be cleaning all the shit tomorrow, huh nigger?

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You seem like an experienced marksman. Is it worth it to try to fuck up the outlets?

Good luck barista bois. I expect it to get extra messy today

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Ok, now this is actually fucked up. Takes a special kind of psychopath to do something like this.

Go in the day after, ask why they closed.
When they say racial sensitivity training, act offended and storm out.
Complain loudly you didn’t know you were buying coffee from racists all along

Kek. No cop is doing a poo print for bad aim.

>haha they can't use your fingerprints to find you

this guy poos

Ummm......thanks.

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Hey Corky, good to hear from you again.
Ive you've been fingerprinted, yes they can.
Not only criminals are fingerprinted. To get a Conceal Carry permit, you have to be finger printed.

You're welcome for the free lesson #345,876, retard nigger.

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strange this thread is not delet yet
Jow Forums and all my posting is satire

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Made me lol

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And they can DNA your shit, because they have the time, budget, and care about shit in a water tank

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so funny that niggers think this helps their cause.

does it have a place to put coins in it?

fingerprints on a mirror to pacify starbucks is a no brainer and done in minutes. your meme jackass is not lost in the irony of your posts.

*DING!* DELET!

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I think his brother had just died. We all mourn differently

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Niggers
Not even once

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So don't touch anything, chicken little faggot Jew

>Does it have a butthole?

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Haven't you guys watched enough nigger shoplifting videos where they open doors with a long sleeve?

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could care less the reason. they should have shot him.

Kill it with fire

mmmm...your pain & anger are delicious...

Is that the latest final fantasy?

Is this even real?

Not buy pissing into it.
Get a small thin piece of metal and stick it into the middle hole. YOU WILL NOT BE SHOCKED. No power goes to the middle unless the two sides are engaged. When someone goes to plug something in it will short everything on that line.

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dont forget to print and distribute daily. cheap and effective way to spread the word about their new policies

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>live Leak

I wanna party with that dude

Burn in hell faggot. The custodian.

I found a used needle in the park the other day. wish I kept it and used it for a good cause...

Sounds like you have a shit job.

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Kek

>someone has a case of the Mondays
go back, with your r/ tier... God damn.
faggot, nobody FEELS anything here

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These three images made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe properly and nearly passed out.

you can't use EBT for prepared food though

I have a job, you fat virgin.