I'm as straight as anyone else and I probably hate gays more than Jow Forums, but why did God make penises look so hot?
How do you deal with gay thoughts?
Evil homosexuals
Ryan Jackson
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Kayden Williams
God didn't make penises hot, Penises have been created through sexual selection by females to resemble a giant nipple of sorts. big ones look particularly tasty. small ones are hilarious
Joseph Jenkins
By remembering what absolute pieces of shit faggots really are. If all you want to do is eat 20,000 random asses, great. If you expect anything else, forget it. Gay men literally can't be treated as human. They're just meat.
Aaron Parker
as if you wouldn't have sex with the guy in OP's pic
Ryder Cox
Juan Russell
Probably not. I'm not attracted to plastic.
Jason Brooks
I sucked a dick once when I was still a boy. I'm straight but it was hot. The other dude liked sucking dick as well and I liked him sucking my dick. It was one great dick sucking fest. Because like OP we like dick so much. Yet here we are. The straightest men on Jow Forums.
Jonathan Jones
I guess it's ok if you only tried once, because most people have probably done it more than once.
It's just very hard to fight these thoughts and urges. How do others do it?
Mason Bailey
>those hands
Zachary Evans
By joining the republican party like you did. You're on the right track! Remember: it doesn't count if they're a prostitute!
Brody Turner
I dont care how many dicks your take m8, just keep it to yourself.
Adam Smith
>saying no to a twink god
Anthony Wright
>implying this isn't true of heterosexual women as well
Jason Sanders
By fucking other dudes. It’s pretty awesome.
Kayden Young
It isn't, actually. Men just say that when women won't fuck them. Men, on the other hand, ARE actually guilty of being whores.
Dominic Hill
You're obviously fucking retarded.
Colton Allen
I dunno man. Theyre like bananas. How can i be expected to stop eating them when they look so delicious?
Gabriel Fisher
You know what they say about the guy who built a thousand bridges but sucked one cock.
Lucas Ortiz
Having sex with other men in your private life isn't degenerate and doesn't make you gay in the traditional sense. Straight men have been doing it for all of recorded history. It's really hot when one man submits to the sexual will of another.
Colton Rivera
Disgustingly gay pic, OP. At least have the decency to post a cute boy wearing panties and a bra or just anything girly.
Jace Rogers
>I'm as straight as anyone else
except for me, fairy
Xavier Miller
Penis isn't gay. When guys jerk off, they're touching a dick. And does that make them any less straight?
Jayden Thomas
>How do you deal with gay thoughts?
by licking the popsicles boi
Alexander Baker
You're fucked in the head.
Nathan Morris
Jow Forums made gay.
Dylan Rogers
Thanks for noticing. Anime made me bisexual, so yeah. I am living proof homosexuality is a degenerate choice. I'll continue to indulge in it as I'm the main character and can do whatever.
Jason Lewis
what's Jow Forums opinion on this. It's very old and I've always found it hillarious. can't be coincidence that the right spaces of the internet are flooded with faggots
Leo Carter
well that was embarrasing, forgot can't post links
g0ys dot org
Isaiah Adams
Faggot
Wyatt King
Penis are so fucking cute but boipuccies are great too.
I'm straight as fuck and I would absolutely smash pic related. You are gay if you wouldnt.
Matthew Reed
God didn't make anything, we made up God. If you like dick and not masculine bodies you're still straight.
Daniel Edwards
>Straight as anyone
>Penises are hot
Pick One, Faggot.
Blake Anderson
>straight
>penises look so hot
You're pretty fucking gay, dude
Thomas Thomas
OP kill yourself homo
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Juan Martin
The best part is when you're plowing that boipussy and jerk him off in the process. Don't forget the kiss before saying no homo.
Xavier Wright
mmmmm
David Wilson
Dylan White
low quality bait
Hudson Ross
Every time you masturbate, you get cum all over your own body. Meanwhile the guy having sex with traps is cum free. Maybe you should accept yourself first before calling others gay as an insult, gay boy.
David Harris
>I'm straight
>Penises look hot
user, I... There's something you need to knoe.
Tyler Ross
you have a very fine taste sir!
>implying you wouldn't pic related
Aiden Brown
Sauce
Jack Brown
Who's this cute girl (male)?
Aiden Hill
I-I don't know I just saved the pic from /b/!