/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Memorial Day Message 5/28/18
youtu.be/eQitF73JqJY
>Pres Trump Lays Wreath @Unknown Soldier Tomb 5/28/18
youtu.be/sDumrPmR2qs
>Pres Trump Memorial Day Event 5/28/18
youtu.be/Kud_n226YBU
>Pres Trump welcomes home Josh Holt 5/26/18
youtu.be/wL5nwiuXvwA
>JCSChair Gen Dunford Commencement Speech @West Point 5/26/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602861/
>WH Video: Welcome Home Josh Holt! 5/26/18
youtu.be/mUqCs-5No_s
>WH Video: Pres Trump @Naval Academy Grad Ceremony 5/25/18
youtu.be/FApEq1A4CeM
>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
youtu.be/wFRnB3xkfDY
>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
youtu.be/MXMetlGMe_c
>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
youtu.be/DTir-6HbmZw
>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446108-1/
>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
youtu.be/iMcpRmoxIPk
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446107-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
youtu.be/jidqwUIYSwQ
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446136-1/
>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
youtu.be/zfHRTxp1S0w
>This Week @State 5/25/18
youtu.be/apGLbo7RvUE
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
youtu.be/Co8szZix1D4

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AWOO!

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>/ourgirl/ Shannon scalped 9 coons in a row, can you beat her record?!
TUCKER NO!

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I want to marry Shannon Bream not only for her looks but for her intelligence
>fuck she's so hot

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Reminder to all anime/awoo fags. You will be rejected at the gates of Heaven.

>(((HBO)))'s Band of Brothers was a waste of time

Please elaborate

neat

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AWOOO

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What the fuck kind of pregame show is this in vegas. Cringy as fuck.

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I didn't want to go anyway.

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>abe
get heemd

Deus Vult, Golden Knights!

so where did this awful meme start? Was it on Jow Forums or some other board?

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List of Republican candidates to support in upcoming elections. OP please add this to the general!!
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Who should we support for Senate in California?

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They tried to force start a meme, /ptg/ took the meme and made fun of it

abe lincoln ruined this country

You do realize Trish also was a Miss America candidate at one time, right, leaf?

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I think it's a normie meme that somehow fell down to here.

She has psycho eyes.

>based abe lincoln xD

>fell down to here
How the fuck are the normies above?

Trish a shit, Shannon has my heart.

Make room for Kimmy, half a month to go

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It was Hogg's (((people)))

You gotta give credit to Maddow for what she does.

Like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=6awR-bmHmeQ
All she really says is that we don't know who George Nader is, we don't know what *insert meeting, memo, etc here* means, and that the FBI can't reveal info about the investigation because it's ongoing. Which is true of literally every investigation.
But when you read the comments it's as if Mueller is days away from arresting Trump, the Russia investigation involves the entire GOP and Putin is controlling all branches of government.
And it's all because of the presentation style. Good job.

well, I'll assume most of it now is copypasta-tier trolling
ah ok

>Neoliberal policy wonks moan for decades that American diplomacy in Asia is slipping through the cracks
>Trump makes an incredible diplomatic pivot to strengthen Americas relations with key partners in Asia and put our rivals there on notice
DRUMPH IS RUINING AMERICA'S GLOBAL STANDING

OH SNAP

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The Book was good but (((Spielberg))) war dramas are insufferable

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I just got cancer from that pregame show

List of Republican candidates to support in upcoming elections. OP please add to general!!

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The Democrats are running their "blue wave" on the assumption they can take congress on pure butthurt at Trump the way Republicans did with Obama in 2010

The problem with this is that 2010 happened the way it did because moderate Democrats in conservative districts got fucking destroyed after the bailouts and Obama doing little to actually alleviate problems with the job situation

What they're trying in 2018 is to flip conservative suburban and rural areas in blue states under the assumption that hating Trump is enough. The problem is in states like NJ, California and New York Trump's approval rating is high enough that Republicans would lose, at most, 2 seats in each state on average. For the best chance of retaking the House they need 4 seats in each state on average and 4 in Pennsylvania and then to grab a bunch more seats in certain marginal swing districts and conservative districts while fending off Republicans in places like New Hampshire and Minnesota seeking to take districts there

Trump hate isn't going to be enough

they've been trying to force it here for the past week or so, and /ptg/ ran with them like Hillpepes. I've heard it came out of leftypol but seen nothing to back that up.

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we're the sewer of the internet user. we work in the shadows.

Lisa > Shannon

Who cares, itll fade in a couple weeks. Like that shitty ACME meme did.

Oh shit I forgot it's Monday. I missed half of tucc time.

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>Hogg has people
what a world we live in

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So we're like the TMNT or something?!

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When will you stop dropping your icecream cone?

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it's a recap episode of nothing but Final Exam

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Maybe a bunch of Rafaels

where's the wall?

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>if you still don’t believe that Trump is a racist — and most people do — then you’re not paying attention, are willfully ignorant, or are probably a closet racist yourself.

>The racism has become almost routine. Now it is the continued revelations of the degree to which Trump takes the presidency as a giant game, in which he is all-powerful, in which supplicants must come pleading, in which he has an unmatched ability to retain power by manipulating and deceiving the populace.

>Its like he’s playing the role of the Wizard of Oz, only this man is a weasel.

>This isn’t even the first time that we’ve gotten a peek behind the curtain and have seen Trump’s hubris about his ability to tap into people’s anxieties — and hatreds — and his ability to bend reality to suit his designs.
>It is the same way that he used “build the wall” as a rallying cry to keep supporters engaged and enraged. It is the way he seized on the N.F.L. protest issue, and recast it to his supporters — mostly white — as a them-against-us battle of unpatriotic ingratitude by the players — mostly black.

>In a stunning acquiescence to Trump’s racial hostility, the N.F.L. last week ruled that its players on the field must stand for the national anthem or their teams could be fined. They can also remain in the locker room, out of view and protest there until the anthem is finished.

BLUMPF BTFO

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I can dig it. Who gets to be Leo?

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>Trish has psycho eyes

And Bream doesn't? Give me a fucking break

>Trish a shit

Congrats, leaf...you've guaranteed yourself a spot in the burn pile on The Day of the Rake

>Spieljew was involved w/ Band of Brothers

Thanks for reminding me; I'd forgotten about that

This, they tried to use social shaming techniques because that shit works on goybook so they assumed it would work here. They spammed it for about 48 hours before it was ruthlessly derided and then subverted in over 9000 layers of ironic shit posting to the point that they jettisoned it and the only people posting it now are shitposters.

We all knew a war was brewing

context matters
about half of the times it's posted here, it's posted ironically and maybe some of the time it's posted double-ironically

I don't think it originated here because the meme isn't funny and spread very quickly, but on here it's very difficult to get (you)s and reposts unless you make a post that is EXCEPTIONALLY funny, thoughtful, or weird.

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Lisa has autism, kouhai. And she's gross.

>Congress passed three significant bills before the Memorial Day recess that Mr. Trump has signed or will sign into law in coming weeks, including a partial rollback of the 2010 Dodd-Frank financial industry regulations, a move that supporters — including many Democrats — say will spur lending by small banks in small towns nationwide.

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>he didn't want us to own niggers and wanted to deport them to liberia so fuck him

I wish the south had won so then the wall would be on the southern border of maryland stretching westwards, keeping the brazilified nation of Dixie away from the pure white north, with Dixie acting as a buffer to keep out mexico since dixie would have gotten southern california if they had won and we wouldn't border mexico.

Oh. Dropped.

Her propaganda style works well on people who want to believe, so it is tailored for that audience specifically. Naturally, it doesn't hold up to scrutiny but it isn't meant to, it's meant to give a morale boost to the useful idiots.

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
Vanilla as fuck.

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OIG report very soon

>sending a meme task force composed of faggot children against 15-year veterans taught by Kojima.

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Autistic Memetic Ninja Wizards?

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>a nigger named blow

Fucking faggots everyone knows Michelangelo is the best.

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>don't get (you)s unless it's exceptionally funny, thoughtful, or weird.
or you can talk about hotdogs and philly cheese steaks.

It's gonna be a bloodbath

>very soon

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Trish and Lisa are both shitty newsfus, quit being a dip. Trish has a fat face (and it's growing everyday) and Lisa has actual autism and comes from bad stock.

Boo! Lisa is the patrician choice.

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Why won’t they let him talk about Robinson?

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Who else /comfy/ here? Finna bout to dab on some Eastwood kino. Doing Heartbreak Ridge now.

I'll always love how the Shredder survived falling off a roof and getting crushed in a trash compactor, but what finally did him in was a pile of wood falling on him.

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Why in the fuck would you put abe lincoln the eternal cuck in your meme. That peice of shit blacked us.

hmm

>Abraham Lincoln
>Make America Great
What the fuck board is this?
OUT, OUT, OUT!

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>2 weeks until Trump-Kim meeting
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Why?

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More accurately it was David Brock mobilizing people to work this issue, with Hogg included because of his notoriety. They're going to fail again because Brock's entire strategy is an elaborate ruse meant to fleece donors for money while putting in enough effort to assure the Clinton's that he is working for them like the good goy slave he is, all so they don't release the comprimat video tapes of him going full Podesta on a hogtied child.

McCain will die before it's finally released

even libs I've talked too have given up hope on their senate chances and are now desperately hoping they gain house seats at least.

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>no Russia
6/10

Mikey's light hearted comedy. We're not light hearted here. But we are generous. You get to be Mikey user.

I have no idea

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yeah I'll look into that later famalam

I'm not really in the mood right now to receive more bad news

it makes sense though, I'm sure there's a critical point in every country when the Rothschilds jew magicked their way into controlling all of the money

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>Her propaganda style works well on people who want to believe
this is why Fox scares me some times -that they are just telling me what I want to hear. But then when I try to watch shit on CNN or MSNBC, it's just pants-on-head retarded.

I'm listening to 70s Kiss. Anyone who says they were shitty songwriters is a liar. All these songs are catchy as fuck.

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>ants

>Here’s a lovely anecdote from the Washington Post about racist White House aide Stephen Miller and racist man-child Jared Kushner laughing at racist jokes told by the racist president of the United States in the racist Oval Office before his first racist address to Congress.

>Wheeee!

>Ha! Ha! Ha! Racism! (A White House “disputed” to the Post that Trump made up Latinx-sounding names, but admitted that he talked about how much the crowds loved his anti-immigration riffs.)

>Anyway, just some cool stories about racist men (and one racist woman) being racist for racist reasons.


BLONPFGHZ BTFO

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>Trish has a fat face

She definitely is getting thicc the past few months, but she's not in the danger zone yet

This is what I have always wanted.

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I’m catiously optimistic

this, i get way too many (you)s simply for randomly and fervently defending an opinion i don't actually believe in
south will rise again btw
the trump hate is already petering out as an effective strategy, they need to find a new angle fast if they don't want these midterms to render them a non-party

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If everyone is Rafael then no one is Rafael

t. 54 year old Gen Z fag

reposting

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