/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LARA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Memorial Day Message 5/28/18
youtu.be/eQitF73JqJY
>Pres Trump Lays Wreath @Unknown Soldier Tomb 5/28/18
youtu.be/sDumrPmR2qs
>Pres Trump Memorial Day Event 5/28/18
youtu.be/Kud_n226YBU
>Pres Trump welcomes home Josh Holt 5/26/18
youtu.be/wL5nwiuXvwA
>JCSChair Gen Dunford Commencement Speech @West Point 5/26/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602861/
>WH Video: Welcome Home Josh Holt! 5/26/18
youtu.be/mUqCs-5No_s
>WH Video: Pres Trump @Naval Academy Grad Ceremony 5/25/18
youtu.be/FApEq1A4CeM
>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
youtu.be/wFRnB3xkfDY
>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
youtu.be/MXMetlGMe_c
>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
youtu.be/DTir-6HbmZw
>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446108-1/
>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
youtu.be/iMcpRmoxIPk
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446107-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
youtu.be/jidqwUIYSwQ
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446136-1/
>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
youtu.be/zfHRTxp1S0w
>This Week @State 5/25/18
youtu.be/apGLbo7RvUE
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
youtu.be/Co8szZix1D4

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thenational.ae/world/mena/yemen-forces-closing-in-on-hodeidah-saudi-led-coalition-1.734892
news.abs-cbn.com/overseas/05/29/18/yemen-forces-closing-in-on-rebel-held-port-saudi-led-coalition
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REMEMBER TO ALWAYS AWOO FIRST!

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Happy Memorial Day

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>Whether it is at a lunch counter at a 1959 diner or in a Waffle House booth, we are forever trespassers in the spaces they have colonized and made their own.

>It has always been their space. It is their Waffle House. Their Starbucks. Their park. Their dormitory. Their street. Their neighborhood. Their America. It all belongs to them.

>Now I understand: It is just what white people do.

>White people have always been this way. The only difference between now and a decade ago is our awareness of this phenomenon and the decline in black people’s willingness to subject ourselves to the whim of colonizers.

>There is something to be said about the big black animal that makes them uncomfortable. How they want to make it disappear from sight because it annoys them. How the huge black dog seems terrifying, but it is actually the white ones that bite. How I actually considered walking in the other direction, down and back up a steep hill, just to appease them. But those analogies seem pointless when compared with reality.

>I am sure there will be some who will skim over this and point out that they are white but do not subscribe to this way of thinking. They will probably ask that I not paint all Caucasians with such a broad brush. But instead of reissuing the disclaimer of “not all white people” and wondering why they came onto a black site to colonize this discussion with their declarations of butt-hurtedness, I will simply say:

>Maybe you should stay off our street.

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awoo

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How can one being be so perfect?

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I have never had a cigarette

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What would Jow Forums be like if it was in the 1890s?

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Awoo

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>buy klondike bars for the first time in years
>get home and open one, it's easily 30% thinner than they used to be

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*awoo*
That one's going in my Awoo folder.

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That sad cat face is just perfect. Why do I love it?

>Whore poster
Whelp, I'm out.
You scum make thread viewing impossible

By knowing the true value of power.

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>Cancer is a meme disease

>t. Steve Jobs

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Whatever. I expect a Best Girl bread in 2 hours. Don't mess it up.

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Maybe you're 30% bigger.

Telegrams.
UR A FAGET STOP
NO U STOP
LAUGHING_HARLOTS.DAGUERREOTYPE STOP

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>we are forever trespassers in the spaces they have colonized and made their own.

Now they're getting it.

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There would actually be more discussion about eugenics.

AWOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=MysrfoshFFA

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Sad cat is low-key my favorite meme in the current rotation.

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>Innocent
>Horseriding
user, I

>the huge black dog seems terrifying, but it is actually the white ones that bite

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It's the same size. Your hands and mouth are bigger.

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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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>losing to king nigger
I am disappoint.

Boring

AWOO!

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a little bit fat

>Trump never did a BOTUS post nor Bunner day
Come on Blumpf.

i blame the jews

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Do you think he was all autistic about his rabbit with people complaining about its little rabbit turds and smelly piss?

Cookie chunks and banana slices with strawberry glaze

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IKR

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Is it fren hours yet?

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>ketchup on bananas
oh my god.

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It works too well

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>black people get arrested
>it's white people's fault because the black people made them uncomfortable with their presence
Yeah, it's totally not the public intoxication, drunk and disorderly conduct, violent brawling, robbery, or murder that makes white people uncomfortable. It is your blackness. We just can't comprehend melanin and so we fear it.

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Just don't

Your clock's slow Brosnechev, it's sandnigger hours still

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>a whore
>perfect
Also why the fuck is captcha so bad again

There would probably Brits going muh dick over their empire, and nigger lynching threads.

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God I respect D. Rodman so much. Best rebounder in the game by 3 standard deviations at least and literally responsible for ending the korean war by teeing up Trump to art of the deal. Rodman is honorary white.

Bundo's not a whore!

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NO NANNERS

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AWOO

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well, trumpanzees?

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What did you do user?
What did you do???

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Keep it that way. I just stopped smoking after about a decade and I wish I had spent that money on guns and ammo instead.

He was apple to the core and died early

>tfw no avg christian qt 3.14 gf

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How ya holding up, /ptg/?

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If they were capable of that kind of self reflection they wouldn't be niggers.

>ketchup on bananas
no matter how many times I see it, my reaction is always the same

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Threadly reminder that Trishposting will never die in these generals...no matter what some stupid faggot leaf with a temporary crush on Shannon Bream thinks

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CALM DOWN KIM WE TOLD YOU WE WOULD LAY OFF THE MEMES IF YOU STRAIGHTENED UP

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KCNA statement on the recent test site dismantlement 1/2

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Can some one shop the box art for the solo movie in the top left corner?

Away from pc

id like a number 2 please

Slow newsday.

>Hailey Baldwin says Trump election destroyed her family

>The 21-year-old model and TV personality, who's been romantically linked to pop stars Justin Bieber and Shawn Mendes, said the election tore apart her family, thanks to a bitter feud between her Trump-supporting father Stephen and her Trump-skewering uncle Alec.

>"That was a very hurtful situation for me. I love my father, he's an amazing dad, but we so strongly disagreed on [the election]," she told the UK's Sunday Times.

>The two haven't spoken since that fateful election day, he told The Hollywood Reporter in December.

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2/2

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youtu.be/p37_Ux1G_BI

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Good! They're addictive and not rewarding like most drugs

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How are we this fine evening lads?

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DON'T RUSE ME

Pretty good since i believe in a bright future for all of us

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except he had aids tho

do-a-flip/10

Cigarettes are good for you.

His high metabolism diet of carbohydrate rich foods and multivitamins accelerated the growth of his tumor. Mr. Smarty Pants self medicated himself to a more rapid demise.

you are a bot programmed to stalk me

it used image recognition technology- searches for the image i posted and then posts on like it immeddiately after

3 seconds

that's much fast than last time

it was 20 seconds last time

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youtube.com/watch?v=BmMNFrCitiI
This guy's comedy is pretty legit.

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I know that no one seems to care about the Red Sea and the largest shipping routes in the world, but Yemeni rebels are being completely routed in a lightning offensive. It's huge news.

thenational.ae/world/mena/yemen-forces-closing-in-on-hodeidah-saudi-led-coalition-1.734892

news.abs-cbn.com/overseas/05/29/18/yemen-forces-closing-in-on-rebel-held-port-saudi-led-coalition

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I went to /v/ for the first time. What a hell hole

Could be worse

wait, those are cookies not some type of shitty steak?

>Its pmurt's fault I'm a giant intolerant cunt
ok

you should put vodka in your pie crust dough, true story

>he thinks the words on his screen are frens
You've entered the bully zone, nerd.

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I love the smell of smooth burning tobacco

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I haven't seen any of this actual coverage. Does it even exist?

This is hilariously tsundere.
>i-it's n-not like we're doing this so Trump-sempai will notice us or anything, the disarmament is totally for us and nobody else

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>hops a fence to steal a bike
>Hey no trespassing! I'm calling the cops
>WYPIPO STAY COLONIZING DO'

it used to be good like 5 years ago

then companies started paying anons to viral games (and mods)

it went downhill from there

mostly bots now

found out this weekend I might be a dad. so that's settling.

I was shitposting senpai

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>picture lost on the way to the servers
Nvm now everything is as worst as possible

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Even if you're a baka, you're still my fren and you can't do nothing about it

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>It's a Hannity opening monologue marathon episode
nice.

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>"""temporary crush"""
Suck an egg, Trish is a fat faced slob

yeah,iirc he realized that right before he died.

Well, better start posting OP worthy pics of Bream then

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lol why even bother saying this horseshit on the campaign trail, Trump supporters won’t believe you and #NeverTrumpers will get mad at you

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I haet Hannity tiem

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take the black pill already

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