Ask a burger who is about to have niggers move in next door anything

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They wont be there long. Cant pay a mortgage with ebt

practice shooting trap in your backyard

>clean your kitchen
>buy roach killer bait cause you WILL have roaches
>do not leave food, dirty dishes or anything you don’t want roaches infesting it
>expect noise, argument, cops at all hours of the day
>expect your app to get broken into [usually 2 months in)

Start looking for a new place, you’re fucked

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Are they the super ghetto types or do they seem more middle class?

I was planning on moving soon anyways

>expect your app to get broken into [usually 2 months in)
Oh fuck, they don't teach you that at a public institution.

Never relax, and always keep cameras around.

that will get op killed unless that's your plan. Wait 5 years and mexicans will replace the blacks in the neighborhood. I'm speaking from experience here. Don't get yourself killed op.

Are your rifles cleaned and ready?

They have a Dodge and Audi SUV.

What type of gun are you planning on using?

So basically we don't know yet lel. Nogs love wasting money on cars.
Are you armed and do you have a good fence?

Can confirm. Self reliance skills scare the hell out of them. the first thing you should do when it's season is pic related and you'll at least not be robbed.

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>not armed, no fence
The only thing I have going for me are two security cameras. How fucked am I, Jow Forums?

buy a gun asap, better safe than sorry

>implying niggers live anywhere with backyards

Security cameras are good and get a handgun. You don't need anything fancy

Enjoy that BBC.

Buy a mossy 500, they are cheap and good.

How long is your rope?

And get a number of dummy cameras too along with the real ones

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And the important thing, act friendly but not weak. Be confident and look them in the eye but don't be aggressive or confrontational.

Take a good last look at your valuables because they may all come up missing soon.

there goes the neighborhood.

It's not necessarily a bad thing. They might be those self-gentrifying niggers who hang their diplomas on their walls and go to pta meetings.

And be prepared when they walk defiantly in the middle of the street either not knowing or caring that your vehicle is bigger than them. They won't move. They will look at you like you are doing something wrong. Have a plan since they know where you live

You might want to fix up your kitchen and bathroom before you sell to make up for that value drop.

Do you have a gun? If yes, is it a rifle, pistol, or shotgun? If not, are you able to buy one? If still no, do you own anything that can help you defend yourself? Is your property fenced? Do you have security measures installed, like burgler alarms or CCTV's? How far is the nearest police station? Do you know someone who's near the nearest police station?

How do you get a payoneer card with a fake address?

buy a gun dude, apes are allergic to firearms wielded by the competent.

Last thing. Once you've established dominance, have fun with them. Pull up beside them and ask if they want a date because you heard that sagging pants indicate homosexuality. That triggers the nog. Just have fun

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the price of your house is gonna plummet

white flight

favorite rap song?

like pitbulls?

>46 year old old fag here.
>Live in same neighborhood my whole unproductive life.
>Back in the 70's and 80's place was all white and loaded with shit ass white kids.
>Trouble making little cunts that deserved a bat across their empty shitty white trash heads.
>Now neighborhood is all mixed. Black, Hispanic, Indian, etc, and is now more quite then ever.

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>be me
>move into a new apartment
>some nigger (((students))) live in the same building
>meet them few times and make a killer eye contact with them
>they move out a few weeks later

true
kek

Did you make enough nooses?

>when the zoo comes to you
time to invest in ear plugs, and 12 gauge slugs

>expect bass music at 4am, you going to work tired and irritated, come home for lunch, they're in the yard chillin
Basically this. My old neighbors didn't even get up until mid-afternoon. But once they were up they were noisy. Awful music and they played it loud. It got worse when the sons' "friends" would visit. It was like something out of a music video, the clothes, the gold teeth, everything. I had to get used to the way they talk, babbling and repeating the same thing over and over. Not when they spoke to me, they sounded normal then, but when they spoke to each other.
They were raided by the cops a couple of times apparently. I was traveling on business when that happened but other neighbors told me about it. They were raided in the middle of the night. I guess the house got too "hot" so they moved.
The whole neighborhood was relieved.

I'm not even particularly racist and I moved after my last neighborhood went full nog. It was fucking terrible. Last straw was some black granma pulled out in front of me and I had to stop quickly and like 15 niggers ran up out of nowhere yelling and threatening me. Also before I left one broke into my car one night... to sleep cause his momma kicked him out.

The police wouldn't do jack shit. Never again.

I would go through and check all the locks on your windows and shit. Even if they blacks that live there won't break into your place, they'll have 'they cousin' from New York or Philly come to visit, or their friends come. You shit WILL get fucked with.

Thanks for reminding me user. They talk very loud. Until I got used to it, I thought they were fighting outside my house but in fact they were 5 houses down and standing right in front of each other. That loud

How was you life before they moving there? How long do you think you have until you get robbed? And more important, if you know they are moving there why are you still living there? I hope you have enough funds to move

what i thought was gang violence was actually a friendly conversation about whether tupac was from new york or not

Get ready, dude. They're going to have visitors over into the wee hours of the morning. They're going to play loud music. They're going to park anywhere they please. They're going to let their landscaping go to shit.

Your property value is about to drop by at least 1/6 assuming no others move in around you. In that case it will drop by half.

Is that a dog eating another dog?

i let my pupper tear off the deer hide. I give her the legs as a treat after. Saves me the trouble and fun to watch

They were generally loud. Only one son could speak softly into his phone. He was a dealer so he had reason to keep his business to himself. The other sons may also have dabbled, but this guy was at it most days.
>And be prepared when they walk defiantly in the middle of the street either not knowing or caring that your vehicle is bigger than them
This is true. Sidewalks don't do it for them. They'll have a whole conversation in the middle of the road.
I don't regret the experience of living next door to them. It is what redpilled me. Except for them, I'd still be a shitlib.

Can confirm. Doggos like getting back to their wild roots as much as we humans do.

To bad his property value is going to take a hit because of aforementioned niggers

he's going to be fucking your gf in no time.

you need to lurk moar, you old faggot

And you need to get the active and social life a 12 year old should have you faggot 12 year old.

nice one, gramps. i'll make sure to add it to my cringe folder

*SNAP*

OMG yes! Thank you for making me cry (and pee a little)

>tfw not a single black family on my street

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As if your fat boy punk kiddie ass could even keep a fold of anything.
Why don't you try getting fucked in porn.
I bet they would like an underage squishy fat ass kid for their films.

kids are so easy to slap around.

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Which state?

>mfw my town is 100% white except a rich black family

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So it's not 100% you dumb fucking nigger.

>doesn't understand the concept of the word except.

Numbers are numbers nigger.

sos its not 100% black and you're larping like a faggot kys

prepare for false friendliness, the constant smell of pot and repeated visits from the police

suspect ID

ikr

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what does cum taste like?

Why the hate?

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>Getting darker
I feel your pain
White flight is happening due to forced diversity caused by government at all levels
Saw two black people walking down the road the other day. Town is going to shit

>I was planning on moving soon anyways

I had Mexican family after Mexican family move in to my last neighborhood. A Mexican family actually bought my house for more than I was asking when I moved (minorities and math...).

Now I live surrounded by Jews. Why? Because Jews are better than niggers, plus only select black people get to live around them and never niggers. The only black man I've seen around here doesn't speak ebonics and drives a sweet AMG Mercedes.

I highly recommend this tactic.

What are you, some kind of turbo-paki? You don't want neighbors from another race.

Always carry a gun, even in your house.
Install webcams pointing in their direction.
Motion activated lights.
Make friends with local law enforcement.
Maybe get a dog.

W/e you say, schlomo

>muh bayshed civic nationalism

Just had then move next to me. The first day they moved in they had a huge barbecue. They have a pitbull that barks all the time, and sometimes i see it walking near my driveway with no leash.
Thank God I'm moving in a week to a whiter part of town. My wife mentioned putting our kid in private school to keep him away from the niggers.

I don't mind the coconuts actually.

>At least the mexicans have 2 note bass lines for variety
Kek

Unfortunately, coconuts have cousins that are full brown. And they visit. Too much.

If you ain't got money, get a fucking hi point. Anything, man.

I actually have a based black guy as my neighbor
Guy offered to help me fix the fence. It's a shit neighborhood full of niggers and beaners but this one guy is pretty cool

>my town is 100% not putting in account one black family
or
>my town is 100% except a black family

not hard to understand English

I feel your pain bro.

This.
In the mean time get security cams and keep doors locked and valuables inside. The adults might be nice and shit but the kids are going to be a nightmare