Britons will never experience this

>not including the best part of the story about how he was a chef at a resteraunt peeling potatoes.

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If you abide by the law you don't need a weapon that could harm somebody else.
Don't bring a potential weapon that could hurt somebody in public.

UK is officially voted out of the anglosphere

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Australian knows what's up

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fuck your gay ass laws.

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It's to protect the innocent.

no such thing.
If a baby cries when it isn't meant to by your logic its not innocent.
Face the reality of the situation you are at war and are sacrificing your women and children to the enemy.
Anything I can do within my power that is unlawful is morally correct.

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can i stay alive

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Sure as long as you didn't fuck with children.

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At war? I dont think so. What enemy? I see no enemies.

no worries im not jewish nor islamist.
what time is it in australia, user

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the people killing your citizens every day.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c

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High Noon.

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Nobody is killing our "citizens".

Sorry I should have said NATIVES.

Point still stands. Nobody is being killed.

by the way mohammad , Prophets don't have seizures.

im sure tommy robinson would disagree if he could.

as do the victims everyday.
breakingnews.ie/world/police-in-uk-concerned-for-missing-pregnant-mother-and-children-845453.html
bbc.com/news/blogs-the-papers-44275420
bbc.com/news/uk-england-44278971

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thats just today....

Who?

Well I have nothing like this, but here's my few

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the catalyst for a holy war against islam.

this place truly is (would be) right under my feet (if heart actually isn't hollow or flat)

It's 4 a.m. here. Last post.
Gospeed

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too little too late.

I don't want a holy war with Islam I want to be left alone in peace.

nite

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well islam is going to be wiped out.

That's evil. Plus there are millions of Muslims and millions of fake Christians. Good luck I guess.

Will you bin everything that can be turned into a sharp object, prisons do, yet sure enough they figure out how to make shanks.

I am prepared to end the lives of 5 billion people, Or More and nah its not.

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news.sky.com/story/knife-crime-rises-in-england-and-wales-as-london-murders-surge-11346934

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Islam brought it upon itself waking me up from my slumber.

id honestly rather be stabbed in the head than hit with a fucking baseball bat. Banning knives is just the most brainlet thing someone can do, quintessential normie feels politics. which is what england is: one big "MUH FEELS!!11 MUH CIVILITY!!11" circle jerk

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There is no need for any sharp objects to be taken outside.

>I want to be left alone in peace
Then I would suggest not being born. Really as anything. Conflict is inevitable for every form of life that exists. Barnacles attached to rocks still fear the whelk and the starfish. You were born into a universe constantly falling towards entropy and you get to fight for every single scrap you have.

Im reporting this to police

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Holy shit cuck located

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Plenty of sharp objects exist outside, rocks, glass etc

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>>Britons will never experience this

Unless it's a nigger or arab sticking one in them...

This will being back sword duels

>There is no need for any sharp objects to be taken outside.
there's no need for some Somalian to rob you, but they're going to do it anyway. Good thing you banned those knives though!

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No. Violence is not the answer. A skilful tongue is.
Cuck? Think you're using that word in the wrong context you fool.

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oi m8, bin that pro-knife propaganda. You have a license for that wrongthink?

If you have to defend yourself, use your fists. I'd just call the local police though. My great grandfather died in that battle, by the way. And, uhh, we won that one too so I'm not sure why you're posting that haha.

those are some dope knives. really digging the handles.

Enjoy prison OP

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>I'd just call the local police though

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>just use your fists bro. Channel your inner ninja
>get stabbed, shot, baseball batted, etc

Jow Forums knife thread? How salt water resistant is 154CM steel? I go running through some very diverse neighborhoods with a knife made of that (Benchmade Griptillian) clipped on the waistband of my shorts and when I get done I can see the sweat beading up on it. Wondering if it'll be fine or if I should move to titanium or something.
>inb4 amerigat not blat-blating
I don't even carry a phone, guns just seem like way too much weight.

My police are usually quick to respond so I'm not sure why you're posting that.
Well, yeah. Use your fists.

>>inb4 amerigat not blat-blating

Amerigats go rat-ta-tat-tat not blat-blat.

I've wondered how British chefs prepare all their dishes with plastic butter knives, seems difficult to pull off.

Did you get the version with the black blade? That has an additional coating on it to protect it. But don't go titanium, that's full retard. Those are only used for diving.

Knives cut. Things like tendons that are a requirement for the use of your arms don't like being cut.

Britain has a nog and brown gang problem and instead of fucking up said gangs they go after knives, but the gangs will just use tire irons, pipe or even glass with a rag.

oi m8. Ever eat Bong food? Beans on toast doesn't need sharp knives to prepare. Similar for banger and mash.

sure m8, we'll see how well your fists work out against 3 somalis with bats. GL retard.
I'd like to see you tell your wife to use her fists against a 250lb ape.

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If you're quick enough to score a hit I'm sure you'd be ok. Or you can just call the local police and let them deal with it for you.

No the standard. But the black blade looks mighty interesting, thanks for the recommendation.

Whut about me forking haggis m8?

But sweat isn't going to rust your blade user, relax.

Let the local police force handle the criminals then. I mean, you act as if blacks are the only ones who thieve. In my area whites are the biggest criminals.

>My police are usually quick to respond so I'm not sure why you're posting that.
>niggers are going to stick around beating you up until the police arrive
youre either dead, or theyre gone. how fucking dumb are you?

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itt: le odeur of piss and asian food

>He says all these things as an L85A2 is shoved in face his face for speaking out his government.

Doesn't help your case calling me dumb when you don't use capital letters at the start of your sentences, you idiot!

Unless you luck out and spark him out immediately, you're fucked. Otherwise you're getting sliced to ribbons.

Bringing a knife to a fist fight is much like bringing one to a gun fight, but the other way round. A few good slashes to your forearms (which you are unfortunately using to defend your squishier bits) and you can't make a fist anymore.

>I mean, you act as if blacks are the only ones who thieve.
just an example brainlet
>Let the local police force handle the criminals then.
enjoy that knife in your gut then. at least you can still lick some bootstraps while youre on the floor waiting to die!
>OH YES YOUR MAJESTY!!!!111 ID LOVE TO LICK *MMMMM* THE ROTTEN PACKI SHIT FROM YOUR BOOTS OH YES!!!111

>a skilful tounge is
What are you gonna do suck your assailants shaft while you beg that he doesn't stab you?

"Nor" m8. Don't get wrapped in caddis, bin that haggis!

Don't speak out against the government, threatening them then. What's an L85A2? A firearm or something?

This is actually sad. Not that the knives are of poor quality, but rather how they clearly show how strict the clamp of UK law is. All folding blades, miniscule maximum blade length. Of course wherw I live has some regulations as well, but they are routinely ignored and unenforced. Flea market, gas station, Cabela's...even at the fucking renaissance fair, you will find such a greater abundance of robust blades.

You're a strange individual.

>Doesn't help your case calling me dumb when you don't use capital letters at the start of your sentences, you idiot!
>OH YEA!?!?! BUT U SPEL IT WRONG!111
>I WIN!! GOD SAV QWEEN!1

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The guys baiting you all holy fucking shit...

Take your medication.

Baiting? I'm not fishing here!

France mocking Britain is so laughable.

>You're a strange individual.
omfg did you just shame me?!??! I'll have you know I reported you to the nearest constable for your intolerance! I hope you enjoy getting rimed by somalis in prison for the next 50 years

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kill your self

>sectarian language can send you to prison

Wtf does that even mean?

I can spot a Hispanic a mile away. Your typing style and choice of vocabulary gives it away. Please stop.

Audible chuckle, well played

gay

"1.
denoting or concerning a sect or sects.
"ethnic and sectarian differences"
synonyms:factional, separatist, partisan, parti pris; More"

literally saying mean things about any group that isnt composed of white males. England is in thought police mode.