/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General

The Male Black Never Sleeps edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>6-7 females fighting and 2 have knives at 4300 W Monroe

What will be the final score for dead/wounded for the holiday weekend?

cpd is hiring goyim.
robot 2 robert 2018

Taco party's over, cholos disposed.

>sisters bf is threatening to kill her now

>male black beating a female black

>the neighbors are making a lot of noise and they have a large contraption on top of their garage

>the neighbor is drunk and screaming at their own party in their own back yard

about tree fiddy
thousand
>male white and male black on dirtbikes, making threats

>12 rounds fired off 38th street

>son is drunk and has a knife on the mom
not sure if i heard this right

>tall male white jumping in front of cars, banging on their windshields, probably intoxicated

>multiple shots heard and a broken window on Lemont

>someone broke into the apartment at 2143 N Damon and the offender might still be there
>they are smoking dope and have spotlights on the porch

>female screaming for help
>group of guys in the street holding guns and preventing cars from going by on Iowa

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This whole city is madness swirling around with steel and concrete

>unknown male with a pipe in his hand was in their car, had 4 windows broken out
>unknown male slapped the caller and took her money

i could have sworn she said "known male" slapped her.

>guy hanging on the roof

>3 gangbangers trying to beat up Lopez, he has locked himself in his room

>2 male whites skateboarding, making noise on Churchill

>caller said he wanted to report a murder then the call disconnected

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>Yolanda called saying she was having an asthma attack, now shes not answering

>3-4 male blacks jumped out of a hatchback and started shooting

Just got into bed and so comfy to see this thread alive and well. Thank you for your efforts anons

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>17 y/o son said the dad hit the mother and drinking was involved
>male black breaking everything at the bar

fireworks starting early this year. All leading up to the main event

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I can't sleep; I'm worried about Yolanda

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>male intoxicated cant get up at the Burger King
>Amanda says the offenders are throwing balloons filled with an unknown liquid off the roof

>male screaming at a female to put the knife away

>8 of his relatives are in the back fighting, theyve all been drinking

Any locals in here?

sup

Welcome back Roberts

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Grew up over by Ashburn in the 90s, moved far the fuck away

welcome
>female black just got robbed
>narcotic use
>the child's father just shot into the window on W Congress

>Carlos Perez has been missing since yesterday, he has PTSD
>they displayed an ak-47 out the window, theyre chasing some girls

>Male struck by vehicle (hit and run?)

>Man threatening to beat up someone else when they come out of a bar

Robbery just occurred, outside hospital, at gun point by male black, took laptop + military id

Missile technology compromised...

Omg

>male is unresponsive at the sober living home, CPR has started

I love op

How's it going roberts? twas an active eve last night. how are we looking tonight?

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Has the cpd been quite tonight? I havent heard anything yet. Maybe im doing something wrong?

Good morning, Robert.

I just got home myself. This weekend has been prime coonery so far and non stop. I need to get some sleep very soon though but just stopped by to give this a bump. I'll start one up tomorrow.

Next weekend should be lively with summer weather and welfare checks doled out on the first.