/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - A GOOD DAY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Memorial Day Message 5/28/18
youtu.be/eQitF73JqJY
>Pres Trump Thanks Honor Guard 5/28/18
youtu.be/CjdgUFR8AH8
>Pres Trump Memorial Day Event 5/28/18
youtu.be/i4E1FBt85X0
>Pres Trump welcomes home Josh Holt 5/26/18
youtu.be/wL5nwiuXvwA
>JCSChair Gen Dunford Commencement Speech @West Point 5/26/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/602861/
>WH Video: Welcome Home Josh Holt! 5/26/18
youtu.be/mUqCs-5No_s
>WH Video: Pres Trump @Naval Academy Grad Ceremony 5/25/18
youtu.be/FApEq1A4CeM
>Pres Trump Commencement Address @Naval Academy 5/25/18
youtu.be/wFRnB3xkfDY
>Naval Academy Graduation full event 5/25/18
youtu.be/MXMetlGMe_c
>Pres Trump speaks to press before leaving WH 5/25/18
youtu.be/DTir-6HbmZw
>VP Pence @TAPS Seminar 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446108-1/
>Mooch on F&F 5/25/18
youtu.be/iMcpRmoxIPk
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Danish DM Hjort 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446107-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Danish FM Samuelsen 5/25/18
youtu.be/jidqwUIYSwQ
>PressSec Sarah talks to press 5/25/18
c-span.org/video/?446136-1/
>WH Video: VP Pence @Coast Guard Commencement Speech 5/25/18
youtu.be/zfHRTxp1S0w
>This Week @State 5/25/18
youtu.be/apGLbo7RvUE
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Honor to MstrChief Slabinski 5/24/18
youtu.be/Co8szZix1D4

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

MAGA

First the Nigger Tape

Then the Pee Pee Tape

Now the Elevator Tape

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Won't you die for me, user?

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Deep fakes incoming?

>You're welcome to go back to plebbit instead.
I already told you I'm not welcome there.

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try it again, his approval will increase

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Trump is surely finished this time

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>glumpf takes the elevator
>INBEECH FO'-FY!
The Left is boring me. When is it time to kill communists?

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How /devilish/ were you?

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>yet another narrative pops up just as the most recent narrative collapses
like clockwork every time

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Just make another stupid account, you dumb cunt attentionwhore plebbitor.

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AWOO~

Where's the peeing on a nigger in an elevator tape?

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hurr durr he's a very devilish plebbitor berniefaggot, he's at least 16

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>Trump has new success
>new fake "scandal" comes from the (((***media***)))

This is reference to one of the man cartoons you faggots drool over?

>most recent narrative collapses
what was that

>pussygate
>russiagate
>spygate

TRUMP ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
AWOO POSTERS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

/SG/ KEKS ARE BOUT TO LOSE THEIR MIND
EVERYBODY JUST MAKE A GOOD GOOD GOOD *shitpost*

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We live in a society

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The Obama era treatment of illegals.

You thought it was Awoo, but it was I, Awooio.

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What are some essential flags for your room?

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>tfw no amazon giraffe gf

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what pray tell is a 'man cartoon'

i-is he going to hurt one of the warriors?

I feel strangely aroused, why?

> gate
Sick of this suffix

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gotta love how everyone who is outraged by that leaves out the "2009-2014" part of that story kek

There's a small dog hair on the lens

I know, the media kikes attach it to everything Trump does

What's next? Gategate?

>Wow, a basketball ring, my daughter would love it. In fact, her first words were "Golden State bouta finna get dabbed on"

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I know those feels.

Only if they don't act as his delegates

Stormy Daniels and the Swindler's Scam
Actually, it might have been the FBI spying that was confirmed.
Or possibly that the NK summit wasn't canceled after all.
Could also be the whole "immigrant children" business getting thoroughly debunked when everyone realized it was during the Obama years.

Been a bad week for them.

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What i like more about it is
>ah it was under obama, who cares nothing wrong with it lol better delete my tweet real quick

I got kicked off of roastme for telling mean jokes, then banned from reddit for calling the roastme mods all varieties of degenerate
I'm 29
full reddit ban is serious. even with a VPN, they still somehow knew it was me.

journalists, for all their work in forgery, are not a very creative sort

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that awoo is nightmare fuel

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I ask the same thing. I was being nice. Its not really 'men' that watch it.

clear your cookies you brainlet

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Oh, its you, the leftist who was so cancerous plebbit told you to fuck off.

Speaking of cancerous, did you know that black people may be genetically predisposed to being more violent than other races?

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Who gives a flying fuck who you are, you failure at life plebbit burnout shiteater.

>he keeps his cookies
Lad

go away, ESL fag.

Nixon scandal is now referred to as Water

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Hydratgate

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Underrated.

tbqh its been a bad month for them. like super bad. So bad that even though ive been playing Dark Souls nearly 24/7 the news of their failures still got to me

I think the democrat "rebound" window in between getting btfo has all but disappeared and we are into pure winning

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or they spin it and say "that was then!!!! and its still happening!!! fucking trump stop this now!!!" cleansing obama of all wrong doing by just bring trump up

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Big water is ITT right now

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I did, they still know. Kind of creepy.
Love you too desu
I cleared my cookies, installed a different browser and used a VPN. A full reddit ban is different than just being banned from a sub. They're getting pretty fascistic with it.

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You're not black, are you? Because being blck and being victim to having an average IQ of below 100 is the only thing that could justify your stupidity.

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stay hyrdrat

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Seriously, it's like they think people don't know they're putting industrial solvents like dihydrogen monoxide in the water. Nobody here is buying that shit.

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they're probably just banning the VPN like 4chins does

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Rising sun

youtu.be/VtZxlr3PjZM

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These plus SPQR.

Disgraceful.

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No one loves you

sauce?

>not posting the real flag

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Get on my level

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what if, hypothetically. i was irish?

>trump: i've never seen a thin person using the elevator
it's fucking OVER

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Reminder to not fall for the anti-2nd Amendment agenda nor ever give up your forms of self protection.

"Louis Farrakhan Issues Sunday Call For An End To White Men"
>dailycaller.com/2018/05/27/louis-farrakhan-end-white-men/

Side note: Fire based weapons make a great way to deal with large crowds.

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>G-checked
wat

>Mother's Basement
>Here listen to my political commentary because I'm a youtuber that reviews cartoons

Hello there.

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I made peace with that a long time ago.

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Stop following anime YouTubers on Twitter.

>tipped off by levin
Tbqh Trump being highly jew friendly was a smart move. Sure most US jews hate him anyways, but he has enough enemies. Hitlers mistake was too many enemies at once.

that doesnt... even make sense? he's saying all of those sacrificed would be proud to see a thriving country. what the fuck is wrong with that? its not making it about him. its just the fucking truth

I think it's similar to getting dabbed on.

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Will importation of abos make america greater than ever b4?

When was Hilldawg in the military? Bernie? Obama? Oh, I know, Biden was. Oh, nope, he didnt serve either. Kamala, Booker and Warren surely served. Damn, no they didnt. Well, Bill Clinton 100% served. Oh....

>actively avoided joining
>was never drafted in the first place

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Then you, hypothetically, have an average IQ closer to 90 or so. That potato famine really fucked you up.

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I love the bee

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Did you make peace with this before or after you found plebbit?

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*benis

AWOO

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>youtube.com/watch?v=MR4207sDr-4

I forgot that MoBa went after the Recovery of an MMO Junkie director for this.

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>Then you
>Then
I don't usually point out spelling errors, but when you're critiquing someone else's intelligence, that's some funny shit.

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A traditional standard would be better for SPQR, rather than a flag.

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Way, way, waaay before.

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