Your 46th United States President, ladies and gentlemen

Are you at the game with Ted or something right now?

looking forward to all the playground nicknames trump comes up with for the next election

75% chance Trump nominates him to SCOTUS

No he posted that to twitter and his jolly rat face made me happy.

Based Teeed

isnt el rato hardcore pro-2a?

Oh man you should have been here during the Zucc hearing. As soon as Ted's turn came up the Cruz missiles started firing on this board nonstop.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZLgHu1HLG1I

>you're

probably autocorrect

What does SCC stand for?

He's getting JUST'ed once again.

Another ZOG shill?

>THE BRISKET DAHNALD

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DAHNALD THE IG REPORT. I HAVE IT. REQUESTING EVAC.

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Rockets got their ass whopped just like Cruz would if he ran against Pence

Kid...the...IG reportigates...you can have em
*cough*...
heh...could never get the damned things to work for me anyway

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is a ClA nigger

Hes got my vote after Trump's second term, unless Pence runs. 2024: Pence/Cruz.

>Pence
Kek he'll never be President. It's gonna be Ivanka and maybe Kanye together next and then Jared Kushner after that I'd imagine.

it would not shock me. His tweets this past year have been genuinely funny too.

THICC

He cute

Loved watching him get his asshole torn all to hell by Bernie during that town hall meeting. Fuck that idiot and all the Cons.

>Bernie
>tearing anybody's asshole

I doubt a massive cuck like Bernie is even capable of that.

Yup, as far as 2A goes he's pretty fucking awesome.

la creatura

>asshole torn all to hell by Bernie
Is today opposite day?

Cruz for SCOTUS

THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

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Another god damned Zionist.

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he'll do, I suppose.

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as a board, we need to get back to quality shit poasts like these

TONSIL
STONES

>Celebrities at sports events
Yuck. Shut the fuck up and bray it up with the rest of the sheep.

That douche nozzle couldn't get elected do catcher now.

The fun will come back as the jews get exposed. As more of their lies and crimes come out it's going to be harder to care about shilling on a website.

He should be ineligible.

i used to support trump but i am now a cruz missile

Ted Cruz will never be president, he's to ugly.

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Negative ghost rider.

works for me

He's okay

Texan here,
I'm voting for him against some faggot fake Latino who goes by the nickname Beto.

You lying piece of shit. All Bernie faggotry jew ass did was bulldhit just like he always does. Fuvk that kike and Fuck you too.

Beto is honestly the most disgusting fag imaginable. Big fake teeth, slimy looking face, from El Mexico.
He could barely get 60% of his party's votes, how could he get 50% of the rest of everyone

Where, somewhere in the background where we can't see anything but a blur?

I don’t loathe him like I did pre 2016. But I would still rather vote for many people over this guy I’m not religious so he’s not really my type of guy.

>Lyin' Ted
>Then Complyin' Ted
>Now LION TED

Cruz Missile 2024,

Snowflake melt'in time!

The legion of skelegates will rise from the dead and ovetake you ONCE AND FOR ALL DAHNALD!!!

I think id rather vote for a jew.

>to