Notable events of the past few days includes, but is not limited to: >Over 400 earthquakes in the last 24 hours >Quakes concentrated inland near the crater indicating an evacuation of the magma chamber and structural instability due to pressure reduction. >current level of the magma chamber is unknown >steam pressure is likely to build in the magma chamber causing explosions similar to those in the 1924 eruption cycle >semi-rapid subsidence of the caldera and summit vents, vertical walls collapsing around the overlook area due to structural stress >currently 25 fissures open, not all active >intense hell rivers, eruptions & eerie blue methane flames >active lava flow at fissure 20, has reached ocean, H2SO4 and fine glass particles now pose a major health risk. >Israeli funded extraction geothermal plant in area, 2/11 wells covered in lava, all wells shutdown, failure’s results are unknown >Kilauea alert status: red warning, major event imminent >Mauna Loa status: yellow advisory, no imminent hazard, volcano closely monitored >Injuries: faggot’s foot got torn in half by a lavabomb, supposedly guys dick exploded because he pissed in the volcano >White Shark Café is between Hawaii and the west coast, Scientists baffled
Other boards’ threads: BEHAVE! Jow Forums OC archive:
The Holy Ohana: >Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual >Pele: Hawaiian goddess. Queen of volcanoes, mother of fire. Blesses the creative. Lives in Halemaumau crater where she drinks offered gin. Depicted as a tanned woman, early in middle age. Typically wearing red dress. With an ohia lehua adorning her hair. >Pelepe: Older twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Deity of fire like her mother. Residing in fissures, summons the lava flow. Expanding her mother's great domain with the creation of volcanoes. Working with her sister to cause eruptions. Skin colored that of volcanic rock, as is the texture. Often covered in fissures. Like her mother, adorned with ohia lehuas, but in flowing magma hair. >Pepele: Younger twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Takes after her father as a deity of water. With tsunamis in her arsenal, sends father's enemies to a murky slumber. With skin and hair made of water, boats and a hibiscus float hypnotically through her mane. >Piney: The lone pine of all salvation. Through her death, heralds the end times. The beginning of the end. The confirmation a prophecy is unfolding. But still living on in spirit to guide the living through the dark ahead. Never leaving the side of her trusty feathered pal. Rusty the Rooster. The big black cock. >Slump-Chan: A pitiful but endearing manifestation. The unappreciated spirit of a Hawaiian landmass who's about to snap. “All from all the pressure of Pelepe's bullying”. From this alone, the prophecy unravels. Through this bullied spirit, tied many souls. A prophecy of great death awaiting the California coast. All, the many, following the death of one spirit. One pushed by fire, but then pulled by water. Where her eternal sleep begins on the lonely sea bed. >Rock Pepe: What he wants he gets. Likes popcorn.
you have no idea... also: NOTICE TO ALL ANONS I am now working on a new and improved version of HappDir, let me know if there are features you would like to see implemented. If they're good and I can figure it out, I'll implemetent them. currently planning: >past thread archive page >OC gallery for easy access >better subdivision of main page, possibly by making several subpages >better aesthetics suggestions should be in reply to this post
OC Archive woefully outdated. It's just the twins and awoos.
Christopher Williams
>OC gallery for easy access Nice
Jayden Powell
>some guys dick exploded because he pissed in the volcano Wait what the fuck happened to this guy's dick? I've been under a rock for the past week or so.
looking into that now as well, haven't found a link yet. let us know if you find something
Lincoln Clark
Sorry, McAfee posters started telling Pelepe/Pepele posters to fuck off so I didn't include theirs out of spite of forced memes. I didn't have a problem with them posting until they said we couldn't post our girls.
It's from this guy He just writes funny fake news updates.
Kevin Rodriguez
Kek, pulled from OP from now on but goddamn thats funny
Easton Foster
bump for Rusty
Aiden Ortiz
If it makes anyone feel better I'll do the archive thread again so I can add cool layers like pic related. There was a lot made. Should I include McAfee/Rock Pepe?
Yeah my bad m8 I saw quite a few. Will redo the archive tomorrow with these assets. Don't know why I left out Krakatoa's. They never spammed. Its actually funny
Yeah, I had mixed feels about adding it to the OP one day, and again every now and then, but ultimately Krakatoa is fitting. It's what we're asking Kek for in Hawaii, after all.
Anthony Price
When did /kvg/ merge with /ptg/?
Matthew Smith
Its sad how one spammer can ruin a good thing. But we can always ignore derailers
LAVA FLOWS HAVE OVERCOME PUNA GEOTHERMAL PLANT AS OF MAY 27.
ONE SEALED WELLHEAD COVERED BY LAVA.
A second lava-related injury has occurred near Leilani estates. A party gathering reports one injured from magma. Authorities not specifying details.
Witness Pualani Gomez - "We waz all drinking and we wen' light da pakalolo (marijuana) off da' lava but den' Billy Chang wuz at da lava and we hear "EY YOU FAKAS WATCH DIS" and he wen' urinamating (sic) on da lava and then get one BIIIG fire and da smoke and den' Billy stay on da' ground yelling loud an' his dick stay all smoked kine"
Casualty Billy Chang of Puna was airlifted to local emergency medical facilities after injuries to his genitals due to a steam explosion from the lava flow due to an unknown event involving magma encountering a flow of liquids.
UPDATE - Third lava related casualty at Leilani Estates.
Eyewitness Pualani Gomez - "Joseph Fernandez stay all fucking hammahed (drunk) and wen up to da' lava an' say WATCH DIS YOU FAKAS and den he wen' urimations on da' lavas and den get one big fire and steam and den' he was on da' groun' making noise da' stupid"
Casualty Joseph Fernandez of Puna was airlifted to local emergency medical facilities after injuries to his genitals due to a steam explosion from the lava flow due to an unknown event involving magma encountering a flow of liquids.
HAWAII NEWS - UPDATE
UPDATE - Twenty Ninth lava related casualty at Leilani Estates.
Eyewitness at party - Pualani Gomez reports victim making statement "Watch This you fakas" before mysterious magma related phenomenon claims 29th casualty.
Casualty Jeremy Nakamura of Puna was airlifted to local emergency medical facilities after injuries to his genitals due to a steam explosion from the lava flow due to an unknown event involving magma encountering a flow of liquids.
It's funny because just as you say that, we get this post Exact same picture that was posted 10 posts earlier. Nothing informative or insightful. Just a waste of a post. There is already a lot of content that has been produced by /kvg/. People insisting on posting every pic in every thread will soon clog the threads completely with pics. Remember bump limit is only 300.
There are plenty of other boards that have very little anime. Hell, Syria General on this board has almost no anime. For some reason this event has attracted accelerationist neets that want "it" to happen so they might finally have a reason to stay in their basement for good.
>Exact same picture that was posted 10 posts earlier Check again. >There is already a lot of content that has been produced by /kvg/. People insisting on posting every pic in every thread will soon clog the threads completely with pics
I can agree with that. Luckily AOP is adding a gallery. But in the case of this thread we are reposting so I can add it to the archive since I didn't the first time. You'll never have to see these again user
They do it to save as checkpoints for their videos. Must save time and data, but yeah, frustrating. I just bookmarked their channel instead and look for the live one.
Easton Fisher
wise, probably should have a couple of channels on HappDir too. might be something I add later.
kek, can't help with that personally. i'm just a humble autist who can't draw worth a damn. I'll do my best to make sure that you get your lewds though
I'll try to keep things bumped long enough to pass it off to you aussies then
Aaron Campbell
Funny you guys are still posting about it when no one here (hawaii) is talking about it much anymore.
Xavier Russell
another based neet, no more wagecucking for me
Hunter Williams
why thank you.
Angel Miller
no guarantee though. I've got a shift starting in 6 hours
Levi Cox
yeah, i'm laughing my ass off. thanks for stopping by and letting us know what everyone else thinks. now gtfo
Blake Edwards
Quakes still going strong
Alexander Hernandez
Would be bad for business and general stress levels to worry about something for weeks on end that might simply end in millions in lost land and tourism.
50% slower hotel bookings over the next 3 months, and already there are mass cancellations across all islands. Might be nice with less out of towners, but the income loss from everything over time will be muttered about for years.
Maybe because if the slump bumps and it hits the West coast it could actually cripple the American economy and lead to massive global conflict as Russia and China compete to upset the petrodollar when the American dollar is at its weakest Think about it, what does the West coast do? It's nothing but fucking middlemen and media exporting, on which the government makes tax dollars Bye bye t. feverish and delirious
Jack Evans
so how will tourism go after a big bang? Lots of "oh i saw this on youtube"
it goes about as slowly as the creeping lava, not much really to do until geohitler gets his hands on a sample of the lava.
Parker Johnson
People panic, even if it’s small and (((everyone))) says it’s fine. Also, the hit area had a lot of tourism income, some towns need it. Some groups are getting desperate and are offering refundable lava tours.
They don’t have easy means to move the oil to alternative refineries. It would be by limited train routes, and trucker convoys in dire straights.
Xavier Bailey
Dire straits is a good band
Anthony Mitchell
kek, damn, if i was a hawaii user i'd fucking do it for you. find a rebreather or scubatank with a full facemask, then go nab some for ya. i'd have to find a way to deal with the heat though
